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Status Updates posted by General DeGroot

  1. Just so we're all in the know, the winter hunger games are liable to happen on the 22nd, with a possible break because i'm obligated to go to my dojang's christmas party. That or it won't happen because tight scheduling.

  2. >When you take a shit so hard you give yourself a headache

    1. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      This status update gave me a headache.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      MAJOR power move

    3. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Did you shit your brains out?

  3. A Hat in Time has to easily be the coziest game I've ever played. Sitting my ass down in my comfiest clothing while it rains outside playing this game is a real treat.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Coziest game? Cozy game...

       

      Huh. I don't know. I never thought about that...

       

      Maybe "Snowball!" by Pixeljam.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You better not be lying about this because I need some comfiness right about now and I don't want to have wasted twenty bucks.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      yeah 100% cozy, it's exactly what you're looking for

  4. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      HOW TOUGH AM I?! I started maining Heavy!

      And I'm not ashamed.

    3. John Elfson
    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I play Silent Hunter 3 at full realism because I'm just that much of a badass.

       

      Now if you'll excuse me I need to go get depth charged by a destroyer for 45 minutes because I missed my torpedoes by a country mile.

  5. got that birthday feelin'
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    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Get a feeling so complicated

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      He wanted to be a dinosaur when he grew up.

  6. yall mind if i 
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    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      you do you, Morpheus.

       

      You do you.

    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Anybody mind if I

       

       

       

      Take off my pants?

  7. Christ, I need a sparring partner. Anyone available to punch at me and get punched at?

  8. i've got a pitch for a realism-based FPS, who's interested

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Sham would be a great help with this.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Ski teams get issued amphetamines, right?

       

      Is there an achievement for getting a killing spree while ODing on them? 

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Maybe. There's plans to do somewhat-randomly generated storage caches that can give you an upper hand- everything else is at the world's mercy
      The idea is that easy mode is as a Finn, hard mode is a Russian, extremely dead mode is as an American

  9. the Mad Max video game with eurobeat puts terrible images in my head
    "My name is Max-kun, and this is my first day at Australian Wasteland High School!"

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      DID SOMEONE SAY "EUROBEAT"?

       

  10. Side effects of living may include death

    1. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      All these status updates about death are really starting to bum me out.

  11. Literally just saw your question on my old AMA page

     

    Q: Favorite game mode besides sandbox?
    A: I never really played anything else save for a little bit of TTT, which was ok i guess
    Q: fond memories of gmod?
    A: Nah fam

    1. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Thank god we finally tied up that loose end.

  12. poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      What about pasta in general?

       

      Noodle soup that's been drained?

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      pasta defies classification and is not to be trusted

       

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Okay so poptarts and ravioli are sandwiches but they're still intrinsically the same 

  13. if you speak of us in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained

  14. Front row at the mass games, untraceable by names

  15. soon your crew will be naming sandwiches after me, vietnamese style fool

  16. having conversations with your car alarm, when you come out your shit is gone

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      No, YOUR shit is gone.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You already posted this one though.

  17. The cray-cray ultra-contrarian

  18. Burmese babies under each arm, screaming beautiful songs

  19. the table's flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch

  20. Don't run, you might slip

  21. through your K-hole

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      p off l-hole

  22. Now backstroke 

  23. teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim

  24. I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I know the first three numbers
    I know the first three numbers

  25. Prodigal - Fuck that, nautical, 

    teaching bitches how to swim

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