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  1. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      HOW TOUGH AM I?! I started maining Heavy!

      And I'm not ashamed.

    3. John Squidson
    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I play Silent Hunter 3 at full realism because I'm just that much of a badass.


      Now if you'll excuse me I need to go get depth charged by a destroyer for 45 minutes because I missed my torpedoes by a country mile.

  2. got that birthday feelin'

    1. Gyokuyoutama


      Get a feeling so complicated

    2. FreshHalibut


      He wanted to be a dinosaur when he grew up.

  3. yall mind if i 

    1. Expresate


      you do you, Morpheus.


      You do you.

    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Anybody mind if I




      Take off my pants?

  4. Christ, I need a sparring partner. Anyone available to punch at me and get punched at?

  5. i've got a pitch for a realism-based FPS, who's interested

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver


      Sham would be a great help with this.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Ski teams get issued amphetamines, right?


      Is there an achievement for getting a killing spree while ODing on them? 

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Maybe. There's plans to do somewhat-randomly generated storage caches that can give you an upper hand- everything else is at the world's mercy
      The idea is that easy mode is as a Finn, hard mode is a Russian, extremely dead mode is as an American

  6. the Mad Max video game with eurobeat puts terrible images in my head
    "My name is Max-kun, and this is my first day at Australian Wasteland High School!"

    1. Kraszu




  7. Side effects of living may include death

    1. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      All these status updates about death are really starting to bum me out.

  8. Literally just saw your question on my old AMA page


    Q: Favorite game mode besides sandbox?
    A: I never really played anything else save for a little bit of TTT, which was ok i guess
    Q: fond memories of gmod?
    A: Nah fam

    1. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      Thank god we finally tied up that loose end.

  9. poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

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    2. Snatcher Cube

      Snatcher Cube

      What about pasta in general?


      Noodle soup that's been drained?

    3. kayohgee


      pasta defies classification and is not to be trusted


    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Okay so poptarts and ravioli are sandwiches but they're still intrinsically the same 

  10. if you speak of us in certain circles you will be dethroned or detained

  11. Front row at the mass games, untraceable by names

  12. soon your crew will be naming sandwiches after me, vietnamese style fool

  13. having conversations with your car alarm, when you come out your shit is gone

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver


      No, YOUR shit is gone.

    2. Gyokuyoutama


      You already posted this one though.

  14. The cray-cray ultra-contrarian

  15. Burmese babies under each arm, screaming beautiful songs

  16. the table's flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch

  17. Don't run, you might slip

  18. through your K-hole

    1. hugthebed2


      p off l-hole

  19. Now backstroke 

  20. teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim
    teaching bitches how to swim

  21. I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I'm in your area
    I'm in
    your area
    I know the first three numbers
    I know the first three numbers

  22. Prodigal - Fuck that, nautical, 

    teaching bitches how to swim

  23. shed my skin, leave it for the homeless to sleep in

  24. your bad ideas are the ATM

  25. shredded 13 times out of 11