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  1. General DeGroot

    The top of the Recent Status Updates page is mine!

  2. General DeGroot

    THERE IS NO COUNTRY BETTER THAN THE U S OF FUCKING A 

     

    EXCEPT FOR MAYBE CANADA, AND THE NETHERLANDS, AND POLAND, AND 

  3. General DeGroot

    update on my drawing skills

    OslwP7R.jpg

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      bonus

      la55GeN.jpg

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      good

  4. General DeGroot

    Was accused of cheating on my provincial because I look like a hit-man, junkie, drug dealer and drug seller in one.

    10/10, thank god this is my last one.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      trenchcoat + fedora is not a good combo

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      thanks for finding out for me, weeb

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      man i love this meme yo some dope fly shit hmu

  5. General DeGroot

    when you come out your shit is gone

    when you come out your shit is gone

    when you come out your shit is gone

    when you come out your shit is gone

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you gain brouzouf

      you gain brouzouf

      you gain brouzouf

      you gain brouzouf

  6. General DeGroot

    Someone removed the latest statuses from this place and I'm sad :frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown::frown:

  7. General DeGroot

    >When you take a shit so hard you give yourself a headache

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      This status update gave me a headache.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      MAJOR power move

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Did you shit your brains out?

  8. General DeGroot

    >when your 2-year old rant about a video game you don't even play any more makes it to the top of SPUF

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ???????

  9. General DeGroot

    QRayAz2.jpg

  10. General DeGroot

    tumblr_mgnbagNDWn1s31yx3o1_250.jpg thanks neopets

  11. General DeGroot

    3D > 2D > meme status circlejerking

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      kemono friends is the only 3d i need 

  12. General DeGroot

    A Hat in Time has to easily be the coziest game I've ever played. Sitting my ass down in my comfiest clothing while it rains outside playing this game is a real treat.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Coziest game? Cozy game...

       

      Huh. I don't know. I never thought about that...

       

      Maybe "Snowball!" by Pixeljam.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You better not be lying about this because I need some comfiness right about now and I don't want to have wasted twenty bucks.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      yeah 100% cozy, it's exactly what you're looking for

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  13. General DeGroot

    a plethora of maniacs and spiral stairs

  14. General DeGroot

    almost got run over today fam

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      where

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Outside a 711 at a busy intersection

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      The few 7/11s I've been to always have the dumbest parking lot lay out. "Oh we're here on the side of the highway but the entrance is a pinhole turned slightly the wrong direction and GOD HELP YOU ALL if someone is trying to back out of this tiny triangle shaped parking lot when you come in".

  15. General DeGroot

    Are you, ah, a real villain?

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      uhhh, technically uh nah

  16. General DeGroot

    Be the freak you wanna see, just don't follow me

  17. General DeGroot

    Big Lincoln sends you to Hell!

  18. General DeGroot

    Burmese babies under each arm, screaming beautiful songs

  19. General DeGroot

    Christ, I need a sparring partner. Anyone available to punch at me and get punched at?

  20. General DeGroot

    come and knock on the door, we've been waiting for you

  21. General DeGroot

    Cracked open a monster ultra zero recently, now can't stop listening to Metallica/Alice in Chains and complaining about how much better games were back then

    Yep

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I used to pick up packs of those from the Dollar General and have one of those a day back when I was no-lifing Warframe with the boys last year, those were the best times I will ever have on this earth.

  22. General DeGroot

    DARK SOUL-!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      is that like worldstar

  23. General DeGroot

    DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!"

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *Plankton laughing*

  24. General DeGroot

    Decimated becomes less of an intimidating physical threat once you understand its true meaning.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Ritualized? Man come on the worst that can happen from being ritualized is getting clap from the stripper dad bought you for your 18th birthday.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      It gets worse when you have to convert the guy to a fraction after.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Decimated is pretty bad if your compiler always rounds down tho

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  25. General DeGroot

    degroot confirmed for bad coder

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      there's no such thing as a bad coder

       

      just a coder that isn't lazy enough

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