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  1. General DeGroot

    >when your 2-year old rant about a video game you don't even play any more makes it to the top of SPUF

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ???????

  2. General DeGroot

    Odin is real and he ordered his birds to shit all over my recently-washed car

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That sounds more like something Loki would do.

  3. General DeGroot

    RIP SPUF

    1. Silent

      Silent

      wow its actually dead

       

      where is everyone going to go

  4. General DeGroot

    If I donate ~850 more coins to the Greed machine next time i play isaac, I can unlock the Keeper

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I remember farming it so I could get Holy Mantle on The Lost. Totally worth it.

      Keeper was not, however.

  5. General DeGroot

    3D > 2D > meme status circlejerking

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      kemono friends is the only 3d i need 

  6. General DeGroot

    Fuck, I'm in a lot of pain right now. Discovered I'd strained my lat, then had to use it, then woke up this morning to have it hurt even more. And I've got work today.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Pills here!"

  7. General DeGroot

    post-christian shit, post chicken-and-the-egg-addiction shit

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      two fedoras have been tipped to your account

  8. General DeGroot

    make your water break in the apple store

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      how

  9. General DeGroot

    when you come out your shit is gone

    when you come out your shit is gone

    when you come out your shit is gone

    when you come out your shit is gone

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you gain brouzouf

      you gain brouzouf

      you gain brouzouf

      you gain brouzouf

  10. General DeGroot

    You'll catch a jpeg to the head, uber reach

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

       

  11. General DeGroot

    You're an intern, I'm wikileaks

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You're Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

  12. General DeGroot

    got the DNA of gothic lemons

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      got the DNA of gothic lolita

  13. General DeGroot

    through your K-hole

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      p off l-hole

  14. General DeGroot

    Literally just saw your question on my old AMA page

     

    Q: Favorite game mode besides sandbox?
    A: I never really played anything else save for a little bit of TTT, which was ok i guess
    Q: fond memories of gmod?
    A: Nah fam

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Thank god we finally tied up that loose end.

  15. General DeGroot

    Side effects of living may include death

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      All these status updates about death are really starting to bum me out.

  16. General DeGroot

    the Mad Max video game with eurobeat puts terrible images in my head
    "My name is Max-kun, and this is my first day at Australian Wasteland High School!"

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      DID SOMEONE SAY "EUROBEAT"?

       

  17. General DeGroot

    Just so we're all in the know, the winter hunger games are liable to happen on the 22nd, with a possible break because i'm obligated to go to my dojang's christmas party. That or it won't happen because tight scheduling.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Aye-aye

  18. General DeGroot

    ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Round a Red Rock Blasters, EXTRA Sugar around the rim.

  19. General DeGroot

    Cracked open a monster ultra zero recently, now can't stop listening to Metallica/Alice in Chains and complaining about how much better games were back then

    Yep

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I used to pick up packs of those from the Dollar General and have one of those a day back when I was no-lifing Warframe with the boys last year, those were the best times I will ever have on this earth.

  20. General DeGroot

    lord help me i'm back on tf2's bullshit. Currently running Comanglia's toaster config and I'm only getting 30 FPS. Any suggestions?

    1. Veez

      Veez

      I've heard good things about masterconfig.

  21. General DeGroot

    Why is GOG hellbent on sending me deals that look like spam?

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      GoG's management has went downhill in the last year.  Galaxy 2.0 is a joke.  Support is almost worse than Steam.

       

      They still dig up lots of games that I thought vanished from the face of the Earth and they still do a good job making them run hassle-free on modern OS's so I'll still support them but I don't like the trajectory.

  22. General DeGroot

    Suplex city, Bitch!

  23. General DeGroot

    American Horror Story: Hotel might be the most disappointing show I've watched this year

  24. General DeGroot

    S T E A M   S A L E   H Y P E   B O Y S 

  25. General DeGroot

    The Golden Grin Casino has more to offer than just craps and cards.

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