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The wicker table industry is stagnating...

I've heard you can just download models and load them into a 3d wicker nowadays, technology has really gone too far

Mine is also a Logitech, G203.

All three broke. Two started to double/multiclick. One broke when the cable just stopped working.

I swapped the cable from one of these broken ones to this and it worked fine... for a month, then it started to multiclick.

Guess I'm just built different

Place your bets!

Who will fail their New Year's Resolutions first? Who will fail last? Will anyone manage to fulfill at least one?

Stay tuned!

Can't fail any resolutions if you don't make any.

I fulfilled my new years resolution last year and I don't intend on failing mine this year either

I'm coughing a bunch, but only because my phlegm production is way up for some reason.

Everyone in my neck of the woods, including me, also has a sore throat.  Though mine seems to have faded tonight.  Never got any symptoms with it other than the sore throat but other people have got headaches and fevers.

I survived it. Either that or the afterlife is boring as hell

feels good to have adblock on every device 

Still not using Ublock Origin on current year.

I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

Merry Crumpets!

Merr chrimb

I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

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thanks obama

you're welcome

OBAMAPHONE WHEN

Haily shit!

That's haila weird fam

SAXTON HAIL!!!!!!!

Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

I can snap with BOTH hands.

That's called "clapping."

If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

You will burn for your sins TOGE.

This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

Cause they're already filled with AIDS blood.

Not enough obviously.

If I had the bubonic plague and I knew that a nearby mosquito had the cure, I would still swat it.

You can't spell "team" without "meat."

I just had a calzone for the first time, but it has done nothing to ease the intense pain in the upper-right portion of my body. That calzone was so good though.

If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.

If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better.  Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.