Raison d'être

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Holy fuck my credit card info got stolen, all fixed now, but still, WTF.

I spent 3 fucking hours last night trying to get Far Cry 4 to connect to the internet, in the process forwarding ports, disabling the firewall, and disabling every service except the ones I absolutely need.

In the end all I needed to do was add an exception for my antivirus.

im drunk ama

I am in constant fear of Star Wars being spoiled for me by someone in a video game or at school.

I've already heard rumors that I don't like to dwell on.

I just need to survive until the 21st.

oh god MFF made me flamingly furry

Just a heads-up, there is a tornado wornado (warning) in my area. Yes, in central valley. It is heading AWAY from here but ya never know.

ya'll come out of the woodwork to help produce the worst spuf thread in months

Whenever I visit SPUF I feel this weird mix of disdain and sad nostalgia. 

I hated SPUF, but god do I miss hating SPUF.

what fucking hellish deity have i pissed off to deserve living with the roommates I live with

what fucking hellish deity have i pissed off to deserve living with the roommates I live with

Where is that large automobile?

if everyone complains about my status posts why do people even click on them any more

I tried to warn you guys but no one listened

no one ever listens

stalker is pretty fun but FUCK goin to x-18 actually that place looks spooky AF

Possible new additions to the club:

• Vintage C. Keith
• Reima (a.k.a. Craylash)
• SleightSoda
• Maxillaws
• TheOnlyGuyEver
• d4mo
• Hammock

Yay or nay to each.

Petition to remove cmdr from admin status due to inactivity for over one month.

How the fuck do people not have any chopsticks in their homes

How the fuck do people not have any chopsticks in their homes

Is it possible to have objectively shit taste?

You know, I used to enjoy status updates, because they were quick and easy to check. But then this "upgrade" removed the ability to see comments on the main page, why? They're half the fun. But that wasn't enough. No, it had to introduce the ability to add images but not even show a thumbnail on the main page, so just about every fucking status update is a picture, or a video, and I have to go here to check. But even that wasn't enough, because BRAIN has to spam his STUPID FUCKING WEEB SHIT, AND EVERY FUCKING TIME I WANT TO CHECK THE STATUS FEED, BECAUSE MAYBE, MAYBE, FOR ONCE THERE'S A SOMEWHAT INTERESTING PICTURE, NO, IT'S JUST SOME GODDAMN ANIME BROAD IN GENERIC FUCKING POSES THAT I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT, YEAH GREAT FUCKING UPGRADE

nobody will cry when you die

Has anyone seen my Updog?

someone dumped mayonnaise all over the bathroom wtf.

IN A WORLD