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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from FrozenFirebug in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​Alternatively, they realize that we've pretty much perfected the art of weird porn and begin worshipping us as gods who transcended existence.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Davjo_ in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Commissioning things are fun.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from FrozenFirebug in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​Alternatively, they realize that we've pretty much perfected the art of weird porn and begin worshipping us as gods who transcended existence.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Binary in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Sign up for Disney.com without my parents' permission before the power goes out
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Binary in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Sign up for Disney.com without my parents' permission before the power goes out
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Binary in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Sign up for Disney.com without my parents' permission before the power goes out
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Binary in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    Sign up for Disney.com without my parents' permission before the power goes out
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from John Caveson in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    ​Experimental optical fiber connections can reach data transfer rates of one petabit, which is 1000000000000000 bits per second. This translates to 125,000 GB/s. So nope, not there yet (assuming your "speed" was 3,429,852.160 GB/s)
    On the other hand, FedEx might have you beat, although they'd really have to work hard.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Expresate in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    I use acid all the time. For example, I used it to quench a rxn involving a strong base last week.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to FrozenFirebug in MAKE SUBSPUF GREAT AGAIN   
    i'm sorry

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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Expresate in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    I use acid all the time. For example, I used it to quench a rxn involving a strong base last week.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Huff in Police shitstorm general   
    God Damn cops

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    <Witty Name> reacted to Buddhazilla in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    [f-zero fans crying softly in the distance]
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Expresate in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    I use acid all the time. For example, I used it to quench a rxn involving a strong base last week.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Davjo_ in New Forum Bug List   
    There is no way to check newest unread messages of a thread on a mobile.
    Also the inability to use the desktop version on a mobile.
    Also, viewing a thread crashes my phone, but I think that's because it's outdated.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Napkin Dust in Dota General   
    I tried the spooky lifestealer build. While the game wasn't the best out-of-the gate 4th position jungle lifestealer(I was more of a pos 3), it was rather amusing. Got 4 kills out of it total, and would have gotten a double kill at one point if there wasn't an axe nearby. The enemy team had a Clinkz, so it was even better.
     
    1.Bring dust
    2.Clinkz has like 400 hp because no ult buff
    3.He ults your creep
    4.Spook mode engaged
    5. > Nice
     
     The bonus lifesteal from HotD(at least I think it stacks) actually saved me from being bashed to death by their Spirit Breaker(and I killed him because LS still destroys strength heroes). All in all, would try again. 
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Verumae in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    it took so long to kick in that I thought my guy fucked me 
    after about an hour I started feeling giggly 
    I spent about two hours just fucking around, it was very serene but I wasn't able to appreciate visual stimuli and music like I thought I would be able to
    after about three hours I started to reach peak, I took off my shirt and shoes and went on a run around campus that was probably the best experience of my life
    I felt like a bloodhound that had just been let loose, my only goal was to hunt
    there was no school, no society, no law, only the hunt
    I got back and was hanging off of a bench, still nearly naked, behind my dorm when one of my friends called me and talked me into going inside
    I played a few games of dota that were unbelievably intense, every kill was satisfying and every death was horrifying
    I kept throwing off my clothes because I thought I was an animal and putting them back on when I got cold
    I took the tab at 9:00 PM and it ended around noon the next day
    I only wanted to kill, fuck and eat and it was just an incredible experience overall
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Guy923 in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    We've hit over 80 disconnects boys
     

    STOP BEING A MASSIVE PIECE OF SHIT STEAM
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Arm the Homeless in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Someone combined SUPERHOT and Hotline Miami
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Binary in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    battlestation operational
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Binary in TIAM IV: Guydiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cockmongler   
    battlestation operational
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Binary in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
    Last night in Elite:
     
    Spent about 30 minute flying around trying to find a decent price for some synthetic fabric I bought earlier. Come up to a small docking station, only to have my docking request denied. Means either I'm about to die, or that the station is ocupado.  Judging by the other ships also circling the station, it turned out that someone went AFK on the landing pad, and everyone else had to funnel into the remaining functional pad. Spent a good 20 minutes waiting my turn, shooting the breeze with the other pilots waiting there. Finally get in, do my business, fuel up, and start to head out. Few of the pilots I was talking with want to join up, so we do so. Get in a wing and fly out. Among the three of us there was me, with two days, another new guy (3 days), and the more experienced of the three of us. Vet want's to go mine, we tag along, only to realize we cannot a) mine without a mining laser, or collect the ore without a refinery. 
     
    So we head off to the nearest station while he mines, to try to get the equipment. get to the station and I can't afford it. So I open the job board, and take a contract to deal with some pirates in the same system. Other Guy goes on a quick courier mission. On my way back, I run into the system authorities, who just so happen to be taking on one of the pirates I was assigned to kill. I jump in and help, and get my bounty. Did that three more times, and have enough for the mining equipment. 
     
    Go on to mining, figure out how to collect and refine materials with Vet's help. He'd blast some things for me to collect, then point them out with the lasers. Let me do that a few times, then we went to work on our own asteroids. There's something calming about mining. You fly over to a rock, carve a smiley face into it, then lock onto the little chunks that fly off. Then you lower your collection scoop, fly over, and pick it up. Look to the right and pick what you want to refine it into, then vent the rest. Repeat that about 300 times. After venting a few almost-full deposits by accident, and I've finally got a full cargo hold of random minerals. I head back to the station, sell my wears (no where near making up my losses yet...), inform my wingmates I'm signing off, then head out. 
     
     
    I like this game.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Kraszu in Locked and Loaded: In Which Where We Post About Firearms   
    nah, i'd rather spend that money on kalashnikitty
     

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