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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from kayohgee in Payday General   
    >hurting people's feelings with dominator
    >wrongfully taking things that aren't yours
     
    Still not a professional
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from kayohgee in Payday General   
    >hurting people's feelings with dominator
    >wrongfully taking things that aren't yours
     
    Still not a professional
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from kayohgee in Payday General   
    >hurting people's feelings with dominator
    >wrongfully taking things that aren't yours
     
    Still not a professional
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Paero in TIAM: General Gaming edition   
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Huff in Dota General   
    I miss the old days when we had good names like SilentSniper66 and [CP] [NoG] [LoF] BenHuff.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Rynjin in Christmas Name Change Request Thread   
    4spooky
     
    Can never be allowed.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Unromantic XYTWO in SubSPUF in Space: Revival discussion (+ something else)   
    I blame organic chemistry
     
    we should do that though; poke me on steam if you're free
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Guy923 in Payday General   
    It's this guy
     
    in other news some guy on /pdg/ is concocting something fucking terrifying why

    Spoiler  

     

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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Silent in I Call a Court Hearing   
    Spoiler
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Raison d'être in Payday General   
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Mersopolis in I Call a Court Hearing   
    I motion to hit the plaintiff with a sledgehammer
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Silent in I Call a Court Hearing   
    Spoiler
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Mersopolis in I Call a Court Hearing   
    I motion to hit the plaintiff with a sledgehammer
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Guy923 in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    >killing edgy loli vampires
     

     
    edit: i make better version yes
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    <Witty Name> reacted to kayohgee in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    I call court stenographer!
     
    because everything's already written down so I don't have to do anything
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Razputin in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    Psychoanalysis shows that all three defendants have a strong subconscious desire to return to the womb, as shown as their obsession with skeletons which usually reside inside of people.
     
    We can also say that, using a 95% confidence interval, the defendant Huff is a flaming homosexual.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Unromantic XYTWO in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    I plead the third.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Expresate in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    SPUFPOWERED COURT
    GLOBAL DISPUTE
    Exprespooky

    Plaintiff,
    vs.
    Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie
    Defendants.

    COMPLAINT AND JURY DEMAND
     
    JURISDICTION AND VENUE
    Plaintiff brings this action under the >Forum Rules Venue is appropriate in this forum because the events that gave rise to this Complaint occurred in this forum. PARTIES
    Plaintiff is a user of this forum and has posted in this forum before Defendants are users of this forum and have posted in this forum before, as well as forum staff GENERAL ALLEGATIONS
    Defendants were either directly, or by association, responsible for new forum theme "Spookypowered" Defendants gave no forewarning of the content of aforementioned theme Theme contains shock images (skeletal figure) Defendants have created high mental grief and damage to Plaintiff In doing so, Defendants have abused their authority to a severe degree. COUNT 1
    VIOLATION OF RULE 2
    Plaintiff has been mentally wounded by the actions of the Defendants, thus; Defendants are most assuredly douchebags COUNT 2
    VIOLATION OF RULE 4.4
    Plaintiff incorporates and restates each of the above paragraphs as if fully set forth herein. Defendants, in full acknowledgement of the law, posted forbidden content COUNT 3
    Severe Mental Trauma Inflicted on Plaintiff
    Plaintiff suffered severe stroke, following observation of shocking images Plaintiff is now too afraid to leave house Plaintiff needs to buy new pants and undershorts. COUNT 4
    Misuse of Staff Authority
    Defendants violated multiple forum rules via their authority and privileges as members of forum staff.  
    WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests that this Court enter judgement against Defendants providing the following relief:
    Compensation in the form of 5 rep per Defendants, to be distributed to the Plaintiff; The gross and shocking image be given sunglasses, as to mask its true nature; An order enjoining/restraining Defendants from placing such horrific images without further consent from the public; An award of interest, costs, and reasonable attorney's fees; Temporary loss of authority and position on the part of the Defendants; Take other appropriate nonflammatory measures to overcome the above described actions; and such other and further relief as the Court deems appropriate.  
    DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL
     
    Plaintiff hereby demands a trial by jury on all issues raised in the Complaint.
     Dated, October 8th, 2014
     
    Exprespooky
     
    Exprespooky,
    Plaintiff
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Unromantic XYTWO in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    I plead the third.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Unromantic XYTWO in COURT HEARING: Exprespooky Vs Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie   
    I plead the third.
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Silent in I Call a Court Hearing   
    Spoiler
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Silent in I Call a Court Hearing   
    Spoiler
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Silent in I Call a Court Hearing   
    Spoiler
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Huff in I Call a Court Hearing   
    I move to try Pero on the charges of being a commie pinko and also of skelletonery.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Just a Gigolo in I Call a Court Hearing   
    She said she was 18, dammit!
     
    Oh wait... this is about something else. Forget what I said.
     

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