<Witty Name>

You can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to look good.

Microsoft is the easy butt of jokes ever since the Xbone fiasco.

I'll have you know I used to be a hardcore 3D Pinball Space Cadet player.

Fireball stick. Even 20 inch carabine version spits flames.

 One on Witty's picture looks about 7-8 inches. The funniest thing is that that abomination has AK74 muzzle brake screwed on. It's very effective brake, dampening recoil and limiting muzzle flash from the front. Drawback on public ranges - it sends gasses (and sound) to sides. People on neighbouring lanes will get startled, no matter what.

Let me explain how this works:
 
Speculator Sight: Literally hitler. Absolutely useless in all situations. Disgusting. Vomit-inducing.
Solar Sight: The weaponized embodiment of Jesus. Inspires joy. Cures cancer.

Solar sight best sight, other sights need not apply

sorry i just never get to use this gif

you're absolutely right you should ban yourself

[ONE OF THE WOES.  THE MAIN OTHER ONE BEING DIFFICULTY IN ACQUIRING GOOD SUSHI.]

Ban incoming 

we won boys
 

 
this follows the escalation of weapon gifts the previous three years
 
I expect a MG42 next year

PAYDAY GENERAL!

Why do I ever change the OP Edition
Figured since so many people bought the game I'd make a thread for it and put some useful materials in it (stolen from /pdg/)
 
Useful things:
Skill Calculator: Use if you wanna figure out a build you wanna do but don't want to dump the money in first.
 
Skilltree Guide: Made by the people of /pdg/, a general outline on what skills do and if they're useful or not.
 
Weapons Spreadsheet: Stats on weapons
 
Armor Spreadsheet: Stats on armor
 
Hoxhud Group: A very useful HUD for Payday 2.
 
 
Who do you think the best heister is? Strawpoll.
 
Who do you think the best contractor is? Strawpoll.
 
What do you think the best skill tree is? Strawpoll.
 
Patch history. Last update: CRIMEFEST
 
So yeah, video games.
 
6:14 PM - Puff the Magic H Bomb: put that I am the god emperor of the drill
 
Also, the Shadow Map Mod fix clears up lag immensely, with little to no visual changes.

Corvette 2014.

Played it for a tad too long

A memo from an official eShop developer. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spD40KSnYXs
 
the point has been crossed and I want it to stop now

The poll options for CS:GO are terrible.
 
CS:GO isn't like every other shooter out there in that it places a heavy emphasis on skill, and you need to play the game a lot if you want to do well. However, that's not to say that you can't have fun with it at a low level, but it definitely is a lot more serious and one-dimensional than TF2 is.
 
In particular, TF2 is much more about good movement than it is about good aim (unless you're playing Sniper). In CS:GO, good aim is a lot more important - except for boosting, movement is a whole lot simpler: be still when shooting, walk to avoid making noise, run if neither matters, and don't ever crouch.

Fix'd
Even better if you're flying any aircraft for your first time
"OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING HOW DID I FLIP OVER WHY AM I NOT GOING WHERE I WANT TO JESUS SHIT I'M ON FIRE OH GOD PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY WAY JESUS SHIT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO BLOW YOU UP WITH MY CLUMSY FACE OH GOD NOW I JUST TOOK DOWN TWO FULL TRANSPORTS JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!"

Technician is composed of a few useful skills and a large pile of garbage.
 
Overkill really needs to rework the skill trees
 






 

So I decided to spend my birthday money to buy myself Hatoful Boyfriend.
 
 
 
Fuck.

I don't know what's going on. I've been going through the bans list every hour and these bans are fucking silly.
 

 

PORQUE?
 
PORQUE MARISA?