Idiot Cube
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to anyone who can hear this: proceed to mercy hospital for evacuation
i repeat
proceed to mercy hospital for evacuation
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How does Kemomimichan get the meat?
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How does Kemomimichan get the meat?
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Bullshit, you need two tails to do that!
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How does Kemomimichan get the meat?
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Time for a definitive list of the Top 10 Virtual Youtubers.
Hey howdy ho, SPUFFriends. Have I got a treat for you! Today I bring my most thrilling tier lists to the world of Virtual Youtubers! I’m a bit on the uncultured side, however, so extensive research was needed prior to the making of this list.
On my travels I learned two important things…
1. Virtual Youtubers are racist sons of bitches.
2. I don’t have the time to watch a bunch of 15+ minute videos.
That being said, I didn’t actually do any real research, and have instead opted to do what any reasonable person would do. Select a couple dudes and dudettes and base my list solely off of my own assumptions. So here goes.
The Definitive Virtual Youtuber Tier List
Spoiler10. Kizuna Ai
She’s the most popular Virtual Youtuber by far. And just like all popular things, she’s terribly overrated and you’re all a bunch of band-wagoners if you like her.
9. Natsumi Moe
As someone who doesn’t know any Japanese, it’s nice to have one that speaks my language. However, after hearing her, I think that it’s for the best that I can’t understand what any of them are saying.
8. Nekomasu
Why in God’s name does a loli-fox-girl thing have a man’s voice? I guess I’m not one to judge, so you’re cool in my book, Nekomasu. You do you.
7. Nora Cat
This one has a pretty interesting story, at least. Turns out this cat-girl was actually a man this whole time. That’s a pretty big upgrade if you ask me. I don’t like cat-girls.
6. ratboygenius
I don’t even know what it even means to be a Virtual Youtuber, but ratboygenius qualifies. Probably. He’s cute, and he plays Minecraft? Kind of? I don’t know.
5. Omega Sisters
I really can’t stand the fucking blue one but the red one’s the best thing on the planet. Just kidding. I didn’t watch any of this, but trust me when I say the list is still definitive.
4. Kabocha no Unchi
Yeah, this one’s not real. I made her up. But I gotta say that now I’m a pretty big fan of the idea. Somebody buy me some VR shit so I can make this a reality and become a star!
3. Baacharu
This man is a goddamn horse and I can’t not respect him for that.
2. Gyokuyoutama
It’s really no secret that Gyokuyoutama is secretly a young and aspiring Virtual Youtuber. It's evident that he intends on overthrowing all the other ones so he and only he can be the greatest Virtual Youtuber of all time. But what he doesn't know is that one very powerful man stands in his way... and that man is...
1. Will Smith
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A lot of people seemed confused when Will Smith kicked off the Youtube Rewind of 2018. "What does this man have to do with Youtube?!" Many wondered... But not me! You see, it’s because I know that Will Smith is actually a Virtual Youtuber, and is quite popular. Of course, you probably didn’t know that due to his awesome persona that he uses to disguise himself. I don’t want to give too much away, but here’s a hint: He’s big, blue, and uncanny as fuck.
And now you know who the best Virtual Youtubers are! If you think that I forgot anybody, then please tell me. (Not really though because I wouldn’t have any idea who the Hell you were talking about.) That’s all for this tier list. Goodbye for now.
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Congrats on turning 2, d4mo! Thanks for buying me CS:GO all those years ago.
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I forgive Raison, I realise what he meant now.
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To stop a gaben
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DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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Needed to write something down, grabbed an old unused notebook. Open to random page. Written in the margin is "DEATH IS THE ONLY WAY IN." Except for a couple of notes I made in the beginning of the notebook the notebook is otherwise blank. I don't remember writing this.
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who wants to play some MFing skyrim together some time?
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Why are we still here?
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Still super confused as to why Piranha Plant is a thing, but holy crap am I glad it is. Shit's fun.
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hey little thing let me light your candle cuz mama im suwah ta handah nah messarah
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ze birthdays
ZE BIRTHDAYS
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Pose for the fans!
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Picked up War of the Chosen and I'm doing a Big Xcom2 again! Who's in?
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Four hours until Smash!
Or if you're on the east coast, one hour until Smash!
Or if you live in some other country, you already have Smash!
...Why do I live in the worst timezone?
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Four hours until Smash!
Or if you're on the east coast, one hour until Smash!
Or if you live in some other country, you already have Smash!
...Why do I live in the worst timezone?
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It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!
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>When you take a shit so hard you give yourself a headache
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How the heck's everyone doing? It's been too long
