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​But, how? Megaton is right outside the vault. It's like the first hub town in the goddamn game.
I can just imagine you finishing the tutorial, walking out of the vault, looking at the big metal settlement in front of you, walking towards it, seeing the "You have discovered: Megaton" text and then saying "Well, this was a good run."
And never fucking playing for 5 years.

I think this goes here. Fucking incredible in any case
 

Gonna jump in here; I really hate it when people complain about things costing money in tf2.
Valve needs to make money, they are a company. And the way they have used tf2 to make money is, in my opinion, still one of the best pay models in any game. After the original premium upgrade (which people pay a whopping 5 bucks for mind you, I paid 20 back in the day) there is nothing you can't do in tf2 if you do not want to invest money further, all money goes to cosmetics. They have jumped over this line a few times like with impossible crafting recipes and that one christmas update where it took like a month before the new weapons became craftable, but as it is now you get everything in tf2 that actually influences the gameplay without ever having to pay more than those original five bucks. You want all the weapons? They cost a scrap to trade. You want to play MvM? Boot camp is the exact same thing, only you don't get a cosmetic at the end.
Compare this to games like Tribes Ascend who had you grinding for hours if you wanted a single new weapon without buying it and who nerfed new weapons into the ground after them being broken overpowered for the early sales, or Quake Live who only lets you access specific servers and gamemodes if you buy Gold. TF2 has a crapton of gripes and I completely understand anyone who dropped it due to the community server drama, developers not communicating, or the artstyle being utterly ruined (although you'd be several years late with that one), but if you drop it because holy shit a company wants to make money? Grow up and get real.

Kraszu used Tethering!
But it failed...
Kraszu used Long ass ethernet cable!
It's super effective!
 
I found cable I had left from living in dorm, pulled it through balcony into my window and it will last for few days, which is all I need.

So I ordered new PC today. AMD FX-6300 processor, MSI motherboard, Palit GTX750Ti, 8 gigs of RAM and few other bits and bobs to complete the set. Did I do good?

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So, I realized that Humble bundle has a thing now where you can see unredeemed keys. And I noticed I have a LOT of unused and duplicate keys. So I'm going to give them out. HOWEVER, there's a lot of them. And I want to make it a bit more interesting than that. So, I've broken the keys, gift links, and steam gifts into groups, and tied them to achievements or puzzles.
There will be a collection of keys for each challenge (some are steam gifts, most are keys, and there are a few origin keys.) The person(s) who PMs me proof of the completion of the challenge gets first pick at the keys. (May select 1) The remaining keys will be posted later. There will be no other explanation of the challenges.  
Without further ado, your challenges:

Darwinia
VVVVVV
Star Wars: Republic Commando
Waking Mars
Dead Space (Origin)
Titan Quest

Contraption Maker
Eufloria HD
Ironclad Tactics
Command And Conquer Red Alert 3 (Origin)
ARMA II
Splice

Defcon (Request Via Steam)
Frozen Synapse
Cogs VLDBT-TX8W4-XAJVL

Uplink (Request on Steam)
Star Wars Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast K0IAA-C6NQB-3BQ4P
Dynamite Jack HYM3Z-7FJG7-5NBD6
Canabalt 4P79G-WAJPX-707H0
Thomas Was Alone https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=x4BMXRtSM72P6cMW
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition (Origin) 9SMV-N9VR-PZVK-ENTL-D7HV

Superbrothers: Swords and Sworcery EP 8459L-0BQVP-TXNE9
Swords and Soldiers HD HD CFGCD-VFADG-ZT3P0
Avadon: The Black Fortress CIPAC-8T3Q0-HAIDV
Populus (Origin) A6YQ-QP66-PYFY-7243-FJE5
Zen Bound 2ABZ7-6YJ38-ATI5Z
Star Wars Battlefront II 3G7GK-EKZLZ-A7BPF

Poker Night at the Inventory
Titan Attacks!
Crayon Physics Delux
Star Wars Star Fighter
Medal of Honor (Origin)
VVVVVV
SpaceChem

Eufloria HD
Splice
Toast Time
Crayon Physics Deluxe
NightSky
SuperBrothers Swords And Sworcery EP
 

Spirits
Fez
Surgeon Simulator 2013
Toki Tori 2+
Dead Space 3 (Origin)
 

Participants Raffles:
World of Goo, Anomaly, Osmos, and EDGE (Pack)
Fieldrunners, BIT.TRIP.BEAT, SpaceChem, and Uplink (Pack)

So, I realized that Humble bundle has a thing now where you can see unredeemed keys. And I noticed I have a LOT of unused and duplicate keys. So I'm going to give them out. HOWEVER, there's a lot of them. And I want to make it a bit more interesting than that. So, I've broken the keys, gift links, and steam gifts into groups, and tied them to achievements or puzzles.
There will be a collection of keys for each challenge (some are steam gifts, most are keys, and there are a few origin keys.) The person(s) who PMs me proof of the completion of the challenge gets first pick at the keys. (May select 1) The remaining keys will be posted later. There will be no other explanation of the challenges.  
Without further ado, your challenges:

Darwinia
VVVVVV
Star Wars: Republic Commando
Waking Mars
Dead Space (Origin)
Titan Quest

Contraption Maker
Eufloria HD
Ironclad Tactics
Command And Conquer Red Alert 3 (Origin)
ARMA II
Splice

Defcon (Request Via Steam)
Frozen Synapse
Cogs VLDBT-TX8W4-XAJVL

Uplink (Request on Steam)
Star Wars Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast K0IAA-C6NQB-3BQ4P
Dynamite Jack HYM3Z-7FJG7-5NBD6
Canabalt 4P79G-WAJPX-707H0
Thomas Was Alone https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=x4BMXRtSM72P6cMW
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition (Origin) 9SMV-N9VR-PZVK-ENTL-D7HV

Superbrothers: Swords and Sworcery EP 8459L-0BQVP-TXNE9
Swords and Soldiers HD HD CFGCD-VFADG-ZT3P0
Avadon: The Black Fortress CIPAC-8T3Q0-HAIDV
Populus (Origin) A6YQ-QP66-PYFY-7243-FJE5
Zen Bound 2ABZ7-6YJ38-ATI5Z
Star Wars Battlefront II 3G7GK-EKZLZ-A7BPF

Poker Night at the Inventory
Titan Attacks!
Crayon Physics Delux
Star Wars Star Fighter
Medal of Honor (Origin)
VVVVVV
SpaceChem

Eufloria HD
Splice
Toast Time
Crayon Physics Deluxe
NightSky
SuperBrothers Swords And Sworcery EP
 

Spirits
Fez
Surgeon Simulator 2013
Toki Tori 2+
Dead Space 3 (Origin)
 

Participants Raffles:
World of Goo, Anomaly, Osmos, and EDGE (Pack)
Fieldrunners, BIT.TRIP.BEAT, SpaceChem, and Uplink (Pack)

So, I realized that Humble bundle has a thing now where you can see unredeemed keys. And I noticed I have a LOT of unused and duplicate keys. So I'm going to give them out. HOWEVER, there's a lot of them. And I want to make it a bit more interesting than that. So, I've broken the keys, gift links, and steam gifts into groups, and tied them to achievements or puzzles.
There will be a collection of keys for each challenge (some are steam gifts, most are keys, and there are a few origin keys.) The person(s) who PMs me proof of the completion of the challenge gets first pick at the keys. (May select 1) The remaining keys will be posted later. There will be no other explanation of the challenges.  
Without further ado, your challenges:

Darwinia
VVVVVV
Star Wars: Republic Commando
Waking Mars
Dead Space (Origin)
Titan Quest

Contraption Maker
Eufloria HD
Ironclad Tactics
Command And Conquer Red Alert 3 (Origin)
ARMA II
Splice

Defcon (Request Via Steam)
Frozen Synapse
Cogs VLDBT-TX8W4-XAJVL

Uplink (Request on Steam)
Star Wars Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast K0IAA-C6NQB-3BQ4P
Dynamite Jack HYM3Z-7FJG7-5NBD6
Canabalt 4P79G-WAJPX-707H0
Thomas Was Alone https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=x4BMXRtSM72P6cMW
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition (Origin) 9SMV-N9VR-PZVK-ENTL-D7HV

Superbrothers: Swords and Sworcery EP 8459L-0BQVP-TXNE9
Swords and Soldiers HD HD CFGCD-VFADG-ZT3P0
Avadon: The Black Fortress CIPAC-8T3Q0-HAIDV
Populus (Origin) A6YQ-QP66-PYFY-7243-FJE5
Zen Bound 2ABZ7-6YJ38-ATI5Z
Star Wars Battlefront II 3G7GK-EKZLZ-A7BPF

Poker Night at the Inventory
Titan Attacks!
Crayon Physics Delux
Star Wars Star Fighter
Medal of Honor (Origin)
VVVVVV
SpaceChem

Eufloria HD
Splice
Toast Time
Crayon Physics Deluxe
NightSky
SuperBrothers Swords And Sworcery EP
 

Spirits
Fez
Surgeon Simulator 2013
Toki Tori 2+
Dead Space 3 (Origin)
 

Participants Raffles:
World of Goo, Anomaly, Osmos, and EDGE (Pack)
Fieldrunners, BIT.TRIP.BEAT, SpaceChem, and Uplink (Pack)

You all are going through these fast! I've updated the unlocks.

Posted a few keys from one of the challenges. The rest will be up when all those keys are claimed. Please post what you take.

Oh, hi, I didn't see you there. I'm just protecting my brain from the gamma radiation emitted by IBM under order of the Rammilitary. Don't you see!? The Binocracy is lie! It's just another name for the Rammilitary! It keeps us divided so we 're easy to control!! The "april fools" theme was a brainwashing technique approved by Cmdr to keep us all from seeing the trooth! Now that Chairman Rammite has control of IBM he's using their surveillance technology to make us all vote for Bill Murray for president!
 
WAKE UP SHEEPLE. 
 
Shadowrun

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​arms outstretched

I know everyone wants to shit on EA and DICE because it's a reflex at this point, but come on people. It doesn't look bad. It looks really freaking good. We wanted gameplay, and we got it. It doesn't look like battlefront because the last one was released 10 years ago. It's a DICE game, so guess what- it's gonna look like a DICE game. Does that mean it can't be a Star Wars game? It's like calling everything a doom clone. It's a modern Star Wars shooter. Take out the star wars, and you have Battlefield. Take out the modern, and you have Battlefront II.
It looks fun, it looks exciting, and it looks gorgeous.