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  1. "bimonthy" means twice a month OR every two months god damn it

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      but what about "semi-monthly"?

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Valve aims for ''semi-annually'' now.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      it means you like both febuarys and femuarys

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  2. if everybody was me would you guys like everybody

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      caveson.exe has stopped working.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      that would be entirely dependent on what you think of yourself

      get a cardboard box, put it on its side, and test it for us

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      I would move to Rottumerplaat to spend the rest of my life teaching seagulls how to read.

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  3. the wettest water the world has ever seen

  4. cake is just bread with frosting

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      is bread just uncooked toast?

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      you're just bread with frosting

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

      because guy's attempt at flaming was so bad that maybe the firemen could use a laugh

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  5. now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there and i'll tell you how i became the fresh stam of subspuf

  6. after a 3000+ mile round trip i'm home now

  7. seth rogan makes my soul hurt

  8. happy birthday jesus

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      It's actually not the day of His birth. We don't know for certain what it is, but we know that it's closer to April. Because of the Romans, we celebrate it today, though.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So, you are okay with saying that. Just wanted to make sure people were not ignorant.

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      Ye tell him Mersantalis

  9. Merry Christmas everybody!

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      It ain't even Christmas in Valveburg

  10. first 3 things you see on your desk/bed/counter go

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      phone, nail clippers, wallet

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Laptop, glass of grape juice, butterfly knife replica made out of Knex.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Monitor, keyboard, cough syrup.

      GAMIN TIME

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  11. i got an octodad from the moon

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      oh, is that your fetish?

  12. "Isn't toast just overcooked bread? Can't you get cancer from eating burned bread?"

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Theoretically, yes. Combustion can form carcinogens, and normal cooking also has the potential to introduce carcinogens (especially when browning is involved).

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      why don't we just kill ourselves because LIVING causes CANCER

  13. you are me. what do you do

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      now you are become stamdad, the destroyer of worlds

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Put a Santa Hat on the Otter avatar

    3. 1Fort 2Fort
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  14. what is a ____?

    1. Arm the Homeless
    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      man? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!

    3. Huff
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  15. i like big stams and i cannot lie, the other spuffers can't deny

  16. you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye, you spot him - shia labeouf

    1. Mersopolis
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >show him your extensive collection of food porn

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      >retrieve arms from shia labeouf's chest

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  17. my favorite thing about being home alone is that i can sing rly loud without feeling weird

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wow you're weird

    2. tam

      tam

      shut your butt moose

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      don't worry I'm weird too

  18. let us bring up old memes i'l start with numa numa

  19. there is no time, your sword is enough

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Oh boy, I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Your majesty you must die.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nice of the SPAGHETTI! to invite us over for a SPAGHETTI!, eh, SPAGHETTI!

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  20. topical meme humor website http://bonusducks.com/#

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I would rep this, if I could.

  21. sweet honky jesus christmas can't get here fast enough

  22. i hit my side on the corner of a table rip stamda 1995-2014 i leave my belongings to huff and raz

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