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  1. Simon

    [OBLIGATORY NEW YEAR COMMENT]

  2. Simon
    http://vuvuzela-time.co.uk/spufpowered.com/
    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      NOPENOPENOPE.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      :(

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I don't see any problems with this

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  3. Simon

    So i have $29 of amazon gift card money. Suggest me things to buy.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      How about everything stated, combined:

      The offspring of two dakimakuras, fitted with a cheap dildo that can also be used as a flight stick that squirts lube, and holding an ebook reader that has a bunch of gift cards stuck on the front in one hand, and instant ramen in the other.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That sounds like it would cost a bit more than $29

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      buy more money then

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  4. Simon

    the bigspuf moron platoon is out in full force

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      thanks valvebama

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Valve couldn't balance if you gave them a scale and an instruction booklet

  5. Simon

    TFS 38 YEEESSSSS

  6. Simon
    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/431620/december-18-2013/santa-claus-ethnicity-debate---hans-beinholtz
    1. Simon

      Simon

      and the new winner for most off-the-wall hilarious thing colbert has done

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      What the fuck

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Dem wacky Germans.

  7. Simon

    POKEBANK WILL COME WITH A CELEBI AAAAAAHHHH

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      shit no christ why can't I have a 3DS

    2. Cell

      Cell

      Meh, still have my 10th anvi one.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Now that I'm striving to complete the dex, I realize how boned I am not having picked up B/W2 and not getting Keldo and Meloeta.

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  8. Simon

    the newest bleach chapter broke a fundamental law of the universe. RENJI SHOULD NOT WIN THINGS.

  9. Simon

    I CALLED IT, FAMILY GUY. I FUCKING CALLED IT.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Publicity stunt complete. We may now resume ignoring Family Guy.

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      I haven't stopped ignoring FG.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      too late bumscag, you're talking about it

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  10. Simon

    I have taken this sandwich hostage. My demands are one million helicopters and one dollar.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Quick, add a Pokemon Showdown app to that. It can be my Christmas present!

  11. Simon

    okay so for my final in one class i have to write a paper on a couple books lemme just check tvtropes for some ideas and where did the last three hours go

  12. Simon

    ONE PIECE 731 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      You seem excited.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      oh my God there are 731 episodes of that?

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Nope, not yet. He is reffering to mango.

      Simon, don't dare spoiling it.

  13. Simon
    http://www.vogue.co.uk/ KONAMI CODE OH MY GOD
    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      wowwowwowwowwowwoww

      I can't believe I forgot that it was 30 lives.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You have failed me Brain

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      This is the greatest thing.

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  14. Simon

    fucking ow toothache ow ow ow fuck ow

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      *gets out a hammer*

      Here, I'll help ya.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      TOOTHACHE

  15. Simon

    oh god freezing rain... there's just a layer of ice all over campus

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      SLEET

  16. Simon

    RIP Nelson Mandela. That's actually pretty sad.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      The resemblance is quite astounding actually, and they are both pretty old...

      As for Mandela, I can't say how this afects me because I haven't been alive long enough to know.

      Funny thing is, I JUST learned about him and what he did the day before his death. Like I've heard of him, but never really knew why he was so cherished until very recently. Makes me feel bad and sad too.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Rest in peace.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Today's a sad day. He was one of the best people to ever live, IMO.

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  17. Simon

    did steam bork?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      kinda

    2. The Last Templar

      The Last Templar

      maybe

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      No, but I did find this shiny fork, I think I'll use use it to eat pork. Then I'll throw it at you, ya dork.

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  18. Simon

    Mark Does Stuff has Code Geass, MLP, and Evangelion on his list of upcoming (eventually) things to watch. Ohohoho my god.

    1. tam

      tam

      may he be safe in his journey

  19. Simon

    FUCK YOU ANTICHAMBER WORK DAMMIT

  20. Simon
    http://nnaj.deviantart.com/art/He-then-tilted-every-single-painting-he-passed-339352209
    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Brilliant.

  21. Simon

    ...what the FUCK, family guy.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      He's an Italian dog named Vinnie. Voiced by one of the guys from The Sopranos. I swear I'm not making this up.

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Think of literally any Italian-American stereotype, mix it all together and BAM-Vinnie. It's bad.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      looked it up

      like wow really

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  22. Simon

    METROPOLITAN MALICE BEATEN. THANK YOU RANDOM TEAM WHO I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The moral of the story: Friendship is nowhere near as powerful as the mutual frustration of random strangers.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      and one dude with an amazing baritone

    3. Simon

      Simon

      ...turns out it was empire escalation and i'm an idiot.

  23. Simon

    *frothing in rage at giant rapid fire bowmen*

  24. Simon

    There is an astounding amount of irony in FanControl causing my laptop to become a pizza oven.

  25. Simon

    i am reaching a point where i would commit dark and despicable acts for good sushi

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      We have a place around here that makes a badass Volcano Roll. I don't like sushi all that much but I could eat that all day.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      if we ever do a meetup, I can make as much sushi as you want, as long we have the materials.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      can you make human sushi

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