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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Insectan in Katawa Shoujo   
    GODSPEED
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Wulff in Katawa Shoujo   
    Do it buddy.
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Rynjin in Interest Check: Pathfinder Game   
    I could run a game for you three, if you'd like. You could even be Maidsassin-esque characters if you wanted.
     
    In that case, though, I may need to go homebrew. I have a thing I'm running for other people already that is a sort of Thieves' Guild type of thing (they do assassinations, kidnappings, and so on as well though) that might fit.
     
    Or the Skulls and Shackles AP if you wanted to be Pirate-Maidsassins.
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to LadyBernkastel in share your worst jokes   
    [spoiler2]
     
     
    Lady Fernkastel[/spoiler2]
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Wulff in post your for old time's sake...   
    You'll be fine.
     

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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in Pokemon   
    Looked up the final evolutions for the starters because someone at school said they suck
     



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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Silent in Homestuck   
    jane, what the
     



     
     
    are you doing
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in Anime General Discussion   
    It's like what they say about train wrecks: You don't want to see it but you can't look away.
     
    And designator pls tsundere best type
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Facade in Katawa Shoujo   
    You should all read Richter Bromont's stuff at http://pastebin.com/QuxxBpM0.An example (and in my opnion, the best): You bust through Hanako's door a throw a box down on the floor in front of her."HANAKO! I GOT YOU A PERSIAN BELLY DANCING OUTFIT!""Y-You what?", Hanako replies, still scared from the sudden intrusion."BELLY DANCING!""B-Belly Dancing?""BELLY DANCE-AN!", you boast as you steal the box's soul and watch it deteriorate into nothingness.You show Hanako a photo of a Belly Dancer's attire and shove the clothing into her hands."What b-brought this on!?""YOU'RE SCARED TO DANCE BECAUSE OF YOUR SCARRED FACE, RIGHT? WELL, BELLY DANCERS CAN COVER THEIR FACES IN A THIN SHEET OF CLOTHE-""I-I don't even want to dance... Wait.. H-How did you know my clothing sizes?", Hanako asks as she looks at the tags."LILLY TOLD ME!""But she doesn't... know my sizes""I GOOGLE'D IT?""...What-""BELLY DANCING!", you roar as you through you hands into the air....Hanako stares at you with confusion."Just put the damn outfit on and I'll leave you alone" You sit on Hanako's bed and wait for her to finish changing in the closet....?You dig around under Hanako's mattress and uncover a couple pornographic doujins."NYOHOHO!", you giggle as you read through them."A-Alright... I'm done", Hanako blurts out from behind the closet."HANAKO, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!", you speak as you flip through a yuri magazine."D-Don't look!", she yells out."YEAH SURE, I'LL AVERT ME EYES", you cover your eyes poorly....Hanako reluctantly walks outside the closet, wearing a Belly Dancer's uniform, her exposed midriff shows her scarring going down one side."VAVOO~", you exclaim as you growl."I-I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!", she yells out as she runs back into the closet."GOOD, YOU FILL OUT THOSE CLOTHES LIKE A BOSS! NOW ONTO BELLY DANCING LESSON!", you roar."I-I'M NOT COMING OUTSIDE OF THIS CLOSET!""Well then, I guess I'll just write 'Property of Hanako...whatever your last name is' on these hentai mags and leave them lying around the school grounds"...Hanako shoves the closet door open with a rather pissed off look in her eyes"H-How.. Do I Belly Dance?", Hanako asks as she crosses her arms."Move your body around, like this!", you explain while putting one hand around the back of your head and circulate your body around."All...R-Right", Hanako poorly mimics your body movement."DAMN IT HANAKO, THIS IS DANCING, NOT PIG HUMPING, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!""O-OK!", Hanako puts move emotion into her body movement."MOVE YOUR LOWER BODY AROUND LIKE A SNAKE! SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT HARD!""HAH!", Hanako swings her lower body from side to side."NOW CHECK OUT THIS SHIZZLE!", you make her observe with her eyes.You swing your back down and shake your hands around one another.Hanako mimics you, despite you not even knowing what you're doing."BELLY DANCING!", you scream."B-B-BELLY DANCING!", Hanako roars out as she swings her hips forward and tries too hard...."HNNNNNGGGGG", you clutch your chest as you nearly die from the moe."H-HNNNGG!", Hanako mimics you."S-STOP DOIN- HNNNNNNNGGGGG!", you have ten heart attacks at once. You wake up in the Nurse's room."NURSE! NURSE! WHAT HAPPENED MAN!?", you yell into the room, not knowing if he's there or not."Looks like you had a heart attack from visual stimulation... what in God's name where you looking at?""LOVE, I WAS LOOKING AT LOVE""I... noticed you didn't have your heart medication in your pants pocket""YEAH""You didn't... throw your medication at Seagulls again, did you?""...""Hisao?""FUCK YOU, THEY STARTED IT!"You return to Hanako's room, and see Hanako still in her Belly Dancing outfit."BELLY DANCING!", you yell out.Hanako turns to her side and swings her belly around."B-B-BELLY DANCING!"...You have another heart attack.
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in The Government was shut down...   
    You're operating under the flawed assumption that all humans are reasonable.
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Wulff in Anime General Discussion   
    I like those as well. Deconstruction anime (Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Maria Holic, Berserk etc.) are anime that "deconstruct" a typical setting within the medium, in Madoka's case: The Magical Girl setting. Sometimes they're fucking awful to watch in a way, because everything goes horribly, horribly wrong (Madoka, NGE, Berserk) and everything is just suffering and mindfuck. Other times it just takes a completely different turn, but not necessarily a turn to the depraved (Maria Holic).
     
    I find it very interesting to see which direction they turn to.
     
    Also, Yandere is my favourite character type (When they're done well) and a lot of Deconstruction anime have characters that to an extent go a little bit Yandere'ish
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in The Government was shut down...   
    You're operating under the flawed assumption that all humans are reasonable.
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in The Government was shut down...   
    You're operating under the flawed assumption that all humans are reasonable.
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in So We All Chipped in And Bought This Stupid Mansion   
    You haven't seen many SPUF v. other community events, have you?
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Unromantic XYTWO in So We All Chipped in And Bought This Stupid Mansion   
    if aaby is shipped with not-me i will break your fingers
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Idiot Cube in Homestuck   
    Uuuuuuugh
     

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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from DCP_16 in DCP's Artistic Art   
    I love that knight's expression
     
    it sums up the feeling you have when you're in the last level of a game and everything is being thrown at you at once
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in SPUF/Zero   
    cube? being powerful?
     

     
    oh shit, you're serious.
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from Batty Batterson in Homestuck   
    ...Jade's eyes... Is she not dead?
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Huff in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style   
    :headsplosion:
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in Give me a happy-sad story.... Or at least a plot.   
    [spoiler2]Nikola stumbled into his bedroom, making sure he didn't awake the small figure in the bed in the center of the room. He fumbled around the room, eventually finding his nightstand. He took off his glasses and placed them down, and slipped into his bed. He laid in bed for some time, his mind weighed down by worries. He had debt to his landowner, was studying in a difficult class taught by an even more difficult teacher, and he hasn't spoken to any of his family except for his cousin in a little over a year.

    He sighed, turning in his sleep. He found himself staring at the peacefully sleeping face of Anna, his girlfriend. Her light skin was framed by her brown-orange hair, and the bedsheets were pulled all the way up to her chin, essentially wrapping her up in the bedsheets. She seems so peaceful when she is sleeping, thought Nikola. Even if she's always moving when she's awake, she has to stop eventually. He couldn't help but smile as he saw her chest move up and down, her light breathing lulling him into a sleep as well. He sighed and gently brought his arms around Anna. Things may not be perfect, but maybe if I have her... things will work out. he thought, and soon he joined Anna in a deep, happy sleep.

    Nikola awoke with a start as he heard the sound of shattering glass. He groaned and reached for his glasses, but he couldn't find them. He sat up in bed, looking down on the ground. He groped around at the ground on the side of his bed, and his fingers met sharp glass shards. "My glasses..." Nikola groaned, and fell back into his pillow. Well, whatever. he thought. He turned over in bed and wrapped his arms around the lump in his bed next to him. There was nobody there. He moved the covers, and found a second pillow. "Where's-" Nikola's voice stopped in his throat as realization dawned on him.

    He was single.

    He never even knew an Anna.

    Nikola pulled the covers over his head and closed his eyes tight, attempting to hold back tears as the feeling of loneliness that so pervaded his life returned to him as strong as ever.[/spoiler2]

    Hey, I tried.
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from John Caveson in Greetings Secret SPUF   
    Welcome! As for the questions... around feb of 2012? The forums was made for when the mods finally snap on bigspuf and go on a banning spree we don't want people like shadowcon finding this place
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    A 1970 Corvette got a reaction from aabicus in I'm aabicus on SPUF   
    XY is here. And yes that shipping is canon.
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to aabicus in I'm aabicus on SPUF   
    Can I even do that? I figure I'll run out my ~1 rep rather quickly.
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    A 1970 Corvette reacted to Huff in The Reaction Pictures Thread   
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