A 1970 Corvette

The sheer amount of shenanigans that would transpire...

 
Perfect for slowing down those enemies that... are dead.
 

Not quite as good as some of the others.
 
Quite the upside on that one.
 
 
Amazingly the con actually balances the busted upside.

SWAT 3 generates a random name for you when you start a career, but you can rename yourself and I usually do.
 
This time it gave me the name "Dick Koch".  I felt obligated to accept.

Danmaku with great soundtracks, got it.

CRAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYPONY!
 
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The only real "fever dream" that I had was just a dream of me in my room.  My room was absolutely normal, at least in terms of looks.  But I couldn't stop staring at the red standby light on my stereo, because it was actually a dinosaur that was trying to kill me.  Like, it didn't look like a dinosaur or make noises or even move.  I was just filled with the knowledge that despite it looking in very way like a normal light, it was actually a dinosaur that was plotting to kill me.  And then I actually did wake up, and my room was exactly the same, except now I knew the light wasn't actually a dinosaur.
 
Only time in my life that I actually wondered if I had gone insane.

Got an epic length one.
 
For one reason or another, the government decided to make high schools teaching life skills mandatory, and thus is providing additional education even for those who already completed college/higher education, so I was back in my heavily renovated high school with my old classmates, The school itself had a darker paint theme, and the layout was more of a labyrinth then a school, and had living quarters for some reasons (much like a dorm).
 
For the first night back, people just kinda caught up with each other, talking about what they did over the years, don't remember what but most people took office jobs so their lives were relatively boring,  I did met up with my old HS crush (who was also single), confessed my love for her, and spent the night with her. Cut to the first day of class, cooking,  they were teaching basic skills on how to make food for oneself, with things like roast chicken, pizza, etc.  I guess there was a magic refrigerator, because I somehow got the ingredients for sushi and made a spectacular platter that wowed everyone. Cut to lunch, with it somehow being the platter enough for more than 700 people.
 
The afternoon class was automotive repair, with a project of a demolition derby at the end of class, with the instructor giving out the bare minimum of information, so most people did not build/fix enough for the upcoming contest, since I work in the business, I proceed to utterly destroy everyone in fixing, and then the demolition derby afterwards. People got mad at me for some reason, and had a long chase through the school, with even more weird/non-euclidean geometry, then slowly, I got the "running very slowly in a dream" thing going on, and woke up.

Last I read of it, it was made by a secondary team, 2K Australia, which is why literally everyone has an Australian accent and pretty much every character is a bland one-note sociopath.

This is the first boss theme for Exceed 3 Jade Penetrate Black Package (can you tell that's a title from a Japanese company?):
 
 
The boss fight is choreographed so that the final attack comes at 1:30, and from that point on there's maybe 20 seconds left in the boss fight.  So the cool new movement that starts at 2:00 will only be heard in game if you really delay on the results screen.

I grew up in a desert and I still know how to swim!
 
Though I haven't swam in years because I don't want chlorine to mess up my hair

You know what would be really poggers, fam? If you yeeted yourself off a fucking cliff.

Touche

Wasn't sure to put this in random or music but it's more music than random so w/e

Why contain it? Let it spill out into the streets.

Why contain it? Let it spill out into the streets.

Why contain it? Let it spill out into the streets.

Why contain it? Let it spill out into the streets.

I've since found that the name is more common than I previously thought, so I can list it without doxing anyone.
 
It was "Mai Wang."

The ross's game dungeon "one track wonder" for this game wasn't kidding, I can't believe I never went and listened to it until now

lmao why are you guys digging up old polish meme songs

That's my brother's classic "joking around with friends" line that he's used since high school, but now the thing is that a significant number of his friends have both a wife and kids so now it's wrapped around from being an ironic statement to actually just being something someone his age would say

One of my fondest TF2 memories tbh, it was so cash efficient and you could run the rocket jumper to get anywhere fast. The only thing it wasn't that good against was the tank, but a quick swap could take care of it ezpz

On a related note, searching for keyboard related tech forums is pretty fun.
 
Lots of posts like: "plllleassss hlhpp keybbrrd doesnnnnn ttttpppe rtighhhttt" and I can't tell which are jokes.

The Steam Controller is the greatest controller I'll never learn to use because my muscle memory is still tied to a 360 controller