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  1. tsc

    tsc

    semi-annual meh

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      unlikely cough

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  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Imagine your girlfriend or whatnot is laughing at something on her phone. Like hysterically. You don't know what it is, but you know that whatever it is, it's REALLY fuckin funny. She calls you over to look at it. She turns her phone to you, and you see this: Image result for minion idiot meme

     

    What would you do?

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Our lovemaking would be immediate, passionate and would involve several Minions body pillows.

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  3. General DeGroot

    poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      pasta defies classification and is not to be trusted

       

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  4. General DeGroot

    poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      soup or salad depending on how much milk is on it

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  5. General DeGroot

    poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      BRO don't bring this weak ass six dimensions of filling around here sandwich bread can cover as much or as little surface area as it damn well pleases see: shawarma sandwich (100% bread coverage), open faced sandwich (50% bread coverage), paleo sandwich (0% bread coverage) google it bitch

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  6. General DeGroot

    poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      *soups salads or sandwiches
      pie: filling surrounded by bread. sandwich
      french fries: chopped vegetables usually served with tomato dressing. salad.
      mashed potatoes: thick potato broth. soup.

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  7. General DeGroot

    poptarts are ravioli
    convince me otherwise

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      poptarts are a pastry bro

      ravioli is a pasta dumpling

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  8. A 1970 Corvette

    Reply to this post to get a place in the Second SPUF Holy Grail War.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      can i have two swords

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  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Currently  drawing and having an orgasm over my proportional consistency.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      if you draw a perfect circle do you make an o face

  10. kayohgee

    death grips lyrics

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I'm coming through, thought you knew, fuck if you didn't, fuck you. 

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  11. A 1970 Corvette

    What's the most metal thing you've listened to recently, SPUF?

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      B \,,/(>.<)\,,/ R \,,/(>.<)\,,/ Ü \,,/(>.<)\,,/ T \,,/(>.<)\,,/ Ą̃ \,,/(>.<)\,,/ L

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  12. aabicus

    Made a new game in Unity! https://aabicus.itch.io/zone-out

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      >shove radio into trash can

      >grab and pull it at right angle so it jitters around inside
      >infinite blue sparke generator

       

      7/10

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  13. Huff

    Just got my driver's license!

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Congrats!!

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  14. Paero

    hello please do not lewd chun-li thank you

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      chunlewd

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  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I hate that dogs and that "dog speak" of misspelling words or whatever have become memes. It's a new fad every couple of months, if not each month now. It'd be a little worth while if they were actually funny.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wow raison that punishment's pretty "ruff" :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

       

      i'm sad inside

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  16. hugthebed2

    Sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who are you gonna call?

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      postbusters

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  17. General DeGroot

    So that's why he's called The Lost

     

    because you fucking lose the run no matter what

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      ultra greed is the last completion mark i need for the lost and it is fucking soul crushing

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  18. Paero

    Things I am:

    Done

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      how done?

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  19. Veez

    Santa Claus is not a real person

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      spoilers

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  20. General DeGroot

    hello darkness my old friend

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i've come to shipost with you again

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  21. FreshHalibut

    Name my Fallout 2 character

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Klatsik McPlaxik

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  22. aabicus

    Does SpufPowered auto-censor piss as jarate?

     

    if not, it should really do that

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      what a dumb  ♥♥♥♥ing idea  

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  23. Medic

    Are you fine with me directing SPUFers here? You guys already have a community and everything set up AND a traditional forum feel, which is automatically better than r/spuf.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      full disclosure i can't actually make that promise, i'm just being a piece of shit because that's what the spuf mods always said about those boards

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  24. Medic

    Are you fine with me directing SPUFers here? You guys already have a community and everything set up AND a traditional forum feel, which is automatically better than r/spuf.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      sure, it'll be around for as long as people are posting in it.

       

      : )

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  25. kayohgee

    how will i go back and read old posts people gave me rep for and congratulate myself for how funny i was five years ago ago? dark days...

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i was the first person to post a thread about what the potatoes were for in the portal 2 arg. the rep was enormous. how will i explain to my children that the only thing that i'm proud of in my life is gone forever?

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