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    Cretler got a reaction from John Caveson in Banning the Word "Bossy"   
    Quit being bossy!
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    Cretler got a reaction from John Caveson in Banning the Word "Bossy"   
    Quit being bossy!
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    Cretler reacted to Stackbabbin' Bumscags in Banning the Word "Bossy"   
    The MRA assholes never should have existed in the first fucking place.
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    Cretler got a reaction from Napkin Dust in Banning the Word "Bossy"   
    The point is: the word bossy is often associated with women more than it does with men.
     
     
    Again, the problem stems from childhood, where society plays a heavy role in shaping the character of a person, at least, that's how I view it. How are women supposed to lead if they are consistently discouraged and berated for it at a young age?
     
     
    You're exaggerating the point that they're trying to make. They're not saying that women who are called bossy will suddenly break down, go into a state of deep depression, and watch Jerry Springer while eating ice cream out of the tub. The point they're trying to make is that girls are constantly discouraged and dismissed with the word 'bossy' for daring to be assertive.

     
     
     
     
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    Cretler got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in BfNY: Info Thread   
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    Cretler got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in BfNY: Info Thread   
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    Cretler got a reaction from FrozenFirebug in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style   
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    Cretler got a reaction from FrozenFirebug in The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style   
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    Cretler reacted to FritzDitz in I'll rek u m8 (FritzDitz)   
    Hey.
     
    How you doing?
     
    That's good.
     
    Yeah.
     
    I know.
     
    No I can't spare any organs.
    I use them to live. Living is an important part of my lifestyle.
     
    How I got here? I don't know. You tell me.
     
    I play a few Vidyas.  Dota 2, Team Dress Up 2, Loadout. 
     
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    Cretler reacted to Just a Gigolo in DualJay's Double Dong Destiny   
    Dualjay sat alone on the pier of a lake. The cold February winds coming off of the lake chilled him to the bone, but he was too sad to care. A single tear slowly rolled down his cheek and fell into his open palm. His tear-soaked palm held several small stones which he had spent the last half-hour plopping into the lake one by one. The stones caused his reflection to ripple, but even with his distorted reflection, Dualjay was able to make out that Skye standing behind him.
     
    Skye sat down next to Dualjay, carefully wiping a tear away from his cheek with his finger. "Why the tears, Dualjay?" Skye asked giving Dualjay a concerned look. "Ever since the >Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012 no man has been able to satisfy me in bed. Rammite came back so pumped up with manliness from all the goat headbutting and air band rocking that he wore me out like a cheap pair of shoes." Dualjay answered, now even more tears rolling down his cheeks.
     
    Skye sighed and put an arm around Dualjay. He then said with his most comforting voice. "We've all been there my friend. One day you're on the top of the world. The next, not even the biggest bad dragon dildo can satisfy you. Have you tried paying a visit to Tyrone?" Dualjay nodded lightly and then looked away from Skye before quietly saying. "Not even Tyrone could do it for me, and you know how awesome of a bro he is." Skye looked at Dualjay with a shocked expression on his face. Thankfully, Dualjay was still too busy looking deeply into his own reflection in the water to notice.
     
    Skye didn't say anything to Dualjay, he just sat there and thought to himself. "If Tyrone couldn't satisfy him, then no mere mortal can." Huff slowly approached the two from behind, not sure if he was interrupting anything serious. "What has you two looking so gloom?" Huff asked, still a ways down the pier from them. Skye rubbed Dualjay's back and replied. "Dualjay can't find any man that can satisfy him, not even Tyrone with all his bro powers could." Dualjay grew more sad hearing this, and curled forward, barely able to keep himself from falling off of the pier.
     
    "Tisk tisk tisk." Huff said wiggling his finger at the two before continuing. "You should have came to me first with this problem. I could have saved you a lot of tears." Dualjay turned around almost instantly with a gleam of hope in his eyes. "It's simple, you just have to step up to double dongs." Huff said walking closer to the two. "Double dongs?" Dualjay and Skye said together with confused looks on their face.
     
    Huff gave them a sagely nod before answering. "It's simple, you just to have them use a strap-on too. It's twice the man, for half the price." Dualjay leapt to his feet and ran up to Huff, planting a man kiss on his lips. "Why don't they teach about double dongs in school? It could save so many lives." Dualjay declared walking past Huff with a skip in his step. Huff shed a tear of pride as he said. "They say I teach them... about double penitration, but it's really they who teach me... about double penetration."
     
    Dualjay didn't get two steps past Huff before a 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon pulled onto the pier. It recklessly sped towards them, and then came to a screeching halt inches from hitting Dualjay. Skye quickly rose to his feet and raced towards Dualjay screaming. "That 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon can only belong to one man... Tyrone!" They all gasped in unison as the door of the 1964 Buick Skylark SportWagon opened revealing an afro.
     
    "My Tyrone senses done been tinglin' all day. Who be talking smack about mah dick?" Tyrone shouted getting out of the car and walking towards the group. Dualjay pointed a shaking finger at Skye to try and frame him. Tyrone stared Skye down, removed the rings from his right hand, and then plunged his right fist right into his chest. "Skye!" Dualjay and Huff screamed out while watching Tyrone pull Skye's still beating heart out of his chest. "Messin' with Tyrone ain't fo the faint of heart." Tyrone said before swallowing Skye's heart whole.
     
    Huff shaking with anger shouted at Tyrone. "Tyrone is a real bro, he would never eat another bro's heart!" Tyrone started laughing. Then Tyrone's laugh started to change into a laugh Huff and Dualjay haven't heard in a long time. With a completely different voice Tyrone said. "It's true, Tyrone is a real bro. That's why he let me hollow out his stomach and turn him into my robot slave." Tyrone then took off his shirt and pulled back the skin on his stomach to reveal that Binary, the angry midget, was controlling Tyrone.
     
    "Binary! I was told you were killed with a bad dragon dildo on top of the rocky mountains." Dualjay screamed hiding behind Huff. "And why are you naked?" Huff questioned while forcing Dualjay out from behind him. Binary laughed before replying "The rocky mountains were only a setback, and do you have any idea how hot it gets in here? I'd sweat to death if I was wearing clothes." This gave Huff an idea to save the day.
     
    Huff leapt at Tyrone and pulled his already sagging pants down. "Dualjay look! DOUBLE DONGS!!!" Huff screamed falling at Tyrone's feet. Dualjay looked at Tyrone and Binary and saw it was true. With Binary hanging out of Tyrone's torso, there was indeed double the dong. "I must embrace my double dong destiny" Dualjay screamed while leaping to save the day.
     
    Then everyone remembered that Dualjay died at the end of the Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012, so he was a ghost the whole time. The end.
     

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    Cretler got a reaction from John Caveson in The Reaction Pictures Thread   
    Use sparingly.
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    Cretler got a reaction from John Caveson in The Reaction Pictures Thread   
    Use sparingly.
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    Cretler reacted to Binary in I regret nothing.   
    I apologize, but it had to be done.
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    Cretler got a reaction from Arm the Homeless in In which Bern buys a PS3   
    Infamous 1 & 2
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    Cretler reacted to FreshHalibut in Pokemon   
    Preparations complete,
     
    Now to inflict them onto wonder trade.
     
    Edit: Wonder Trade Results
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    Cretler got a reaction from Huff in Pokemon   
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    Cretler got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Pokemon   
    I can't wait to get a super powerful poison Pokemon to use against Fairy types. I'm going to name it "Dr.Crocker".
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    Cretler got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Pokemon   
    I can't wait to get a super powerful poison Pokemon to use against Fairy types. I'm going to name it "Dr.Crocker".
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    Cretler got a reaction from Batty Batterson in Steps in the Right Direction; The Key Rebellion   
    Wait...

    mesa = Black Mesa

    First word in the post has three letters.

    Post is promoting a rebellion.

    Selling keys for 2.33 refined...

    Half Life 2: Episode 3 confirmed.
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    Cretler got a reaction from Binary in EA is at it again   
    Silly EA, people working at your company don't count as "consumers".
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    Cretler got a reaction from A 1970 Corvette in You're god damn right I mad.   
    Well, since Jersey Shore is gone, obviously another show has to take its place.
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