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hugthebed2

merr chrim
- December 25, 2022
1. Veez
  
  krismas
  
  December 25, 2022
2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)
tsc

semi-annual meh
- May 3, 2021
- 1
  
  hugthebed2 reacted to this
1. Veez
  
  rare meh
  
  May 4, 2021
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A 1970 Corvette

in this status: sing to whatever you're listening to
- November 28, 2020
1. Veez
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  This is the song that doesn't end
  Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
  Some people started singing it
  Not knowing what it was.
  And they'll continue singing it forever just because
  
  December 2, 2020
  
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  Gyokuyoutama and TheOnlyGuyEver reacted to this
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Insectan
- July 14, 2020
1. Veez
  
  July 16, 2020
2. (See 7 other replies to this status update)
tsc

meh
- July 10, 2020
- 1
  
  Idiot Cube reacted to this
1. Veez
  
  hrm
  
  July 10, 2020
2. (See 13 other replies to this status update)
General DeGroot

lord help me i'm back on tf2's bullshit. Currently running Comanglia's toaster config and I'm only getting 30 FPS. Any suggestions?
- February 23, 2020
- 1
  
  Gyokuyoutama reacted to this
1. Veez
  
  I've heard good things about masterconfig.
  
  February 23, 2020
  
  1
  
  Gyokuyoutama reacted to this
Raison d'être

You enjoy all the killing, that's why.
- January 17, 2020
1. Veez
  
  Snake, did you like my sunglasses?
  
  January 18, 2020
  
  1
  
  FreshHalibut reacted to this
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hugthebed2

Is it pronounced Hydrocity or Hydrocity?
- December 8, 2019
1. Veez
  
  It's pronounced "Better music than the Michael Jackson songs in the game" zone
  
  December 8, 2019
2. (See 4 other replies to this status update)
hugthebed2

Es ist nicht die Geburtstag der Fenneku
- November 15, 2019
1. Veez
  
  Heut' ist mein Tag.
  
  November 16, 2019
2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)
hugthebed2

Post a fluffy wuffy
- October 9, 2019
1. Veez
  
  No.
  
  October 10, 2019
2. (See 9 other replies to this status update)
Gyokuyoutama

Remember, theme goes to SPUFOrange or you get grabbed by the ghoulies.
- October 1, 2019
1. Veez
  
  You'd have to put a gun to my head to convince me to switch off of SPUFDark
  
  October 3, 2019
2. (See 8 other replies to this status update)
TheOnlyGuyEver

I've probably said this exact thing on these forums before, but I fucking hate the Milky Way commercials. Yeah, you can catastrophically fuck up and ruin somebody's entire life, but it was okay because you were "eating a Milky Way." Like fuck off.
- June 22, 2019
1. Veez
  
  Sounds like someone needs to eat a Milky Way.
  
  June 22, 2019
2. (See 2 other replies to this status update)
hugthebed2

to anyone who can hear this: proceed to mercy hospital for evacuation

i repeat

proceed to mercy hospital for evacuation
- June 18, 2019
1. Veez
  
  June 19, 2019
  
  1
  
  John Caveson reacted to this
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hugthebed2

i never really was on your slide
- June 2, 2019
1. Veez
  
  I am going to gut you like a horny Gaben
  
  June 4, 2019
2. (See 1 other reply to this status update)
The Last Templar

damn this place is still alive
- May 20, 2019
1. Veez
  
  Yes, but only if you count liches and wraiths as alive
  
  May 20, 2019
2. (See 5 other replies to this status update)
A 1970 Corvette

Pose for the fans!
- December 27, 2018
1. Veez
  
  Woah, you go big guy!
  
  December 27, 2018
2. (See 5 other replies to this status update)
TheOnlyGuyEver

Stan Lee dead, holy hell.
- November 12, 2018
1. Veez
  
  Don't worry, Disney's got you covered. He'll be making cameos in movies till the end of time.
  
  November 13, 2018
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Grobag

How the heck's everyone doing? It's been too long
- November 8, 2018
1. Veez
  
  We implemented a new clause that after a set period of time, coming back allows for a second organ harvest. Hope you won't be needing those lungs.
  
  November 9, 2018
2. (See 11 other replies to this status update)
Expresate

We've updated our privacy policy.
- May 24, 2018
- 1
  
  Gyokuyoutama reacted to this
1. Veez
  
  Decline
  
  May 24, 2018
2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)
Doopliss2008

Some monster put chocolate covered raisins in a chocolate covered peanuts container.

this is the worst.
- May 20, 2018
1. Veez
  
  sorry, that was me
  
  May 21, 2018
2. (See 3 other replies to this status update)
FreshHalibut

You must gather your venture before partying forth.
- May 18, 2018
1. Veez
  
  damn you KOTOR
  
  May 18, 2018
2. (See 4 other replies to this status update)
Expresate

is subspuf dead? Discuss
- May 10, 2018
1. Veez
  
  yes. yes it is.
  
  May 10, 2018
  
  1
  
  Expresate reacted to this
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Expresate

is subspuf dead? Discuss
- May 10, 2018
1. Veez
  
  pay me and i will
  
  May 10, 2018
  
  1
  
  Expresate reacted to this
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LordCOVID Monkey

Howdy, SPUFFriends! I’m back for the what-seems-like-thousandth time to bring to you all yet another exciting tier-list! Now, I’m no expert in history, but using limited resources, I was able to construct a list all about the best people throughout history! This one’s pretty long overdue, as it was suggested by “a-Guy-who-shall-not-be-named” a while back. And now that the Monster-Girl Tier List has officially been buried away, it only seems fitting that I put my ugly mug back into the status update section! So without further ado, I bring to you all… THE DEFINITIVE HISTORICAL FIGURE TIER LIST!

The Definitive Historical Figure Tier List!

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10. Marie Antoinette

Starting the list, we have the late and great queen of France, Marie Antoinette! She tends to receive hate for stirring up a lot of commotion during her rule, but this should not detract from all the great things she did! Though, being a history know-nothing, I can’t recall any of it. (Other than she had something to do with cake.) Rest assured, she’s pretty alright, and totally deserving to go down as the 10th best person in all of history.

9. Mahatma Gandhi

Gandhi is a pretty upstanding citizen, telling those silly Brits to back off when nobody else would! He reminds me of the American hero, George Washington, who unfortunately didn’t make the list. But why did Gandhi place higher than Washington? Because he told them punks to back off without having to hurt any of them! Good ol’ Gandhi!

8.Edwin Perkins

In 1921, this man had made history, perhaps bringing to the world one of the greatest and most innovative things of all time! Powdered Kool-Aid! While the drink itself is nothing spectacular, the nostalgia hits hard! Oh yeah, indeed.

6 and 7. Colonel Sanders & Wendy Thomas

I couldn’t decide which one of these was the better mascot, so they’ve tied for 6th and 7th place. On one hand, Colonel Sanders has a finger-lickin’ good secret recipe, and on the other hand, Wendy is quite a bitch and one should never try to engage in an argument with her. (She’ll totallly win.) Together, they make a totally unbeatable historical duo. (And a pretty damn good ship!)

5.Calvin Coolidge

When it comes to American presidents, good ol’ Double C is by far the greatest of them all. He may be forgotten by pretty much everyone, but that is only befitting of a humble man such as himself! Coolidge, though you were the 30th president, you’ll always be #1 in my eyes.

4. Medusa

Medusa kinda gets a bad rep, because she’s supposedly “hideous and wicked”. But know this! Medusa did nothing wrong, and she can’t possibly be hideous or wicked, because she has snakes for hair! Medusa also gets bonus points for being a variant of Snake-Girl. A really great historical figure overall.

3. Indiana Jones

Now, Dr. Jones is a pretty smart dude. He goes on all sorts of wacky adventures where he proves his worth, beating a bunch of the WORST PEOPLE IN ALL OF HISTORY (The Nazis). However, due to his unfortunate fear of snakes, he gets a few points taken off. But #3 isn’t that bad at all! Well done, Indy!

2. You

That’s right, my SPUFFriend! YOU! This may come as a bit of a shock, but I personally believe that you, and only you, are the second best person in all of history! So go brag to all your friends that you’re second best, because you’ve earned it! Unfortunately for you, you can’t be the #1 best, because that position belongs to...

1. Paul Bunyan

Paul Bunyan is, quite literally, the biggest name in all of history. All pale in comparison to his mighty stature and heroic deeds, such as chopping wood and adopting a pet ox. Some may say that he isn’t historical, but is rather a character from fantasy. And to that I say, “phooey!” Paul Bunyan did, and still does live to this day! And he’s better than you.

There you go, SPUFFriends! Now you know the top 10 people from all of history! Please bear in mind, that this list is pretty much as accurate as they come. It may as well be in an actual history book! So next time you have to write a historical essay, you know exactly which 10 people you oughta write about! Until next time, this is LordAIDS Monkey, signing out!
- April 25, 2018
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  You forgot to include Dan Quayle in that list, but otherwise, very good job.
  
  April 25, 2018
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Gyokuyoutama

What's the minimum number of hours of sleep you need before you die?
- April 23, 2018
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  Its too late.
  
  April 24, 2018
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