I'm just relaxing at home watching some Friends and looking at the tree.
I asked for some Homestuck stuff and a cheap DS but I really don't need anything.
Don't use Spybot.
It's been known to be the cause of some crashes or even slower computer performance, since TeaTimer.exe constantly runs in the background and eats resources.
I use MalwareBytes when I got rid of Spybot.
Download Spybot: Search and Destroy, then run a scan and see if it finds anything.
If not, try http://www.filehippo.com/download_hijackthis/]HijackThis. Post the results to this forum and see what people suggest.