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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America." The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help?" The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'. The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."

I feel like i need to use this a whole lot

wow okay huff thanks for that you're a great person

Woods know each other.

haah waaw

I should have grabbed a Haunted Hat when I had the chance.

As a person who's parents are 100% Iranian, I have no idea how to feel about this. I guess I'll take the default option, and feel needlessly offended for no real reason.

Artificial difficulty: the game: the movie: the novel: the game

  He is. Omniknight is actually just an all-round supportive character. He heals (His heal hurts enemies as well, if they are close to the target you heal), he grants allies magic immunity, he snares enemies around him with an aura and his ultimate makes every allied unit and hero within its cast radius virtually immune (99% Reduction) to physical damage and grants them crazy health regeneration for its duration.   He does suffer from an arguably weak laning presence, early game mana issues and rather long cast animations.   Having tried out a champion in LoL yesterday with horribly long cast animations and early game mana issues, I think I can cope with that. Just need to find where the damn secret shop is when going from bottom to top.  

rip shirtless medic 2013-2013 "he was literally dreamy"