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Just go my first speeding ticket, 70 buckaroos

there is a single spider living in the bathroom that has grown to immense proportions by eating all the other spiders it's got a little corner where it overlooks the shower and can scan for more victems

long ass deagles 2: the returninging

ok I just had the oddest dream There was this weird building that me and my work crew were cleaning, and the previous people who were in there left us, along with a mess, the permission to take whatever we wanted. So the main loot was a couple of weird model ships and some jars of pasta sauce, but there was dome other stuff too. Anyway we finished the room and went to leave, but there was a weird door across from the front door that no one had noticed on the way in. So we check out the door and it has a dial set to "P". We open it and it leads to this lake scene with trees and wildlife everywhere, but the lake is orange. We scoop up some of the water to see what it is and it turns out to be (slightly bland) pumpkin soup. Turns out that the door is an alphabet of soups, and each letter leads to a universe where a soup that starts with the same letter is either very influential in the world, or is just very popular. Others also had their own doors, so we used it for fast travel, as well as for lunch.

play ffxiv xd ​I'm pretty sure he wants to play good games q:^)