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  1. I'm fucking done. Shouldn't parents be there to help you? Instead, they cause depression by calling you, your work and imagination shit, you should learn how to respect your parents and have a (sex)life like my brother. He is fucking spoiled, still lives here, does 'stuff' with his gf daily and is an idiot. Not to forget that my parents keep telling me about their (past) sexlife all the time. /rantblogthingy

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      All 15 year olds are certain that they really hate their parents. Then they grow up.

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      You guys don't get the fact that my parents obviously favor my brother and that they constantly talk to me about sex, either about their sexual interciurses or general. That's not normal.

      Also, they owe me 2.1k € if you haven't checked the 'This Instant and Moment 2.1' thread yet.

    3. MarcusTherion

      MarcusTherion

      Yeah yeah, we get it, the 'favoured sibling'. As an only child my cousin still ended up being the better, gifted and more favoured.

      How the hell did you even have 2.1k on hand at the age of 15? I was lucky to even have £20! And as far as I'm aware, aren't scooter/moped licences 16+?

      Your parents however just sound like they enjoy sex, can't say it's all that great to be talking to their children about it, but they seem rather comfortable aro...

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  2. that moment when you find something you want, but cant buy it thanks to age restrictions in general and stuff

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      that moment when you steal it

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      that moment when it's on the internet and not findable in any local stores.

  3. What to do against shitty relatives that tell me that I'm "too old for this" when I want to buy a Snivy plush when in the meantime my older brother stockpiles other plushies? Besides atleast a 100 other problems, what to do?

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      They are generally bad people and if I try to do shit about it it usually means gg, no re internet.

    2. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      @XY: oh you.

      Also, on a scale of 1-10 put how strict your parents are

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Say that it is either that or a dragon dildo if they keep saying that you are too old to enjoy things you like.

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  4. Does some of you guys roleplay? Of course without that dicerolling stuff or whatever.

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Facade

      Facade

      *points one claw of my talon at you* The jig is up!

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Roleplaying? WITHOUT dice? Whoever heard of such an alien concept?

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  5. This feel when people IRL dislike/hate/laugh at you and people on the internet are on your side, no matter how weird you are. Thank you guys *hugs*

    1. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      y-you too

      I guess it's because people don't properly know each other on the internet, so they react to what people write, and you've been pretty chill whenever I talk to you so there you go

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Spread the love brother.

  6. Davjo_

    Cute stuff.

    Does this count as cute? I mean, it's Pyro afterall.
  7. Davjo_

    my ideas for counter strike

    Wouldn't it be more logical to have the Spray Paint can as Decoy replacement? Both are for distraction afterall. Although it would fuck up my fake-flash throws.
  8. Davjo_

    2kawaii4u

    Argeon What are you doing Atleast make better work of paint, give me the original picture, I will edit it for more kawai~ desu~ <morejapanesestuff>.
  9. Oh well... And I'm not even interested in politics, but this will escalate. Another proof why humanity is dumb.
  10. Why is this world full of fucktards? "TF2 is perfectly balanced and no lags", "Flappy Bird is revolutionary", "Fan O' War is OP". Not that I ever had any faith in humanity, but what the actual fuck happened?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Because there were always retards on the world, but thanks to the internet, we can actually hear their shit now.

    2. Verumae

      Verumae

      epick social commentary

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      ebigg sarcastic use of internet slang

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  11. Got the Philateler earlier today. Got flamed beacuse "could have bought an unusual" literally almost all the time. I need hugs.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      That is literally the worst investment.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I say phooey to them, good job for supporting map makers.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Well, I personally wouldn't buy all those stamps for a hat that expired, but it's your choice. To each his own, after all.

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  12. Why do you guys like being human? How does one even enjoy that?

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      *Religious comment*

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ^You forgot the "Checkmate, atheists" at the end

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      eez all you need to know.

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  13. Accidently went Kunai + Invis Watch on Mannhatten. Holy shit, this is way better than Knife and DR.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Every watch in existence is better than the DR.

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      I'm aware of that, but since when does that apply to MvM

  14. I'm bored, what should I play?

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Beyond: Two Souls is not a game dammit.

    2. FrozenFirebug
    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Rynjin, one does not need a game to do the act of playing ;)

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  15. Someone on my friendlist says how happy he is to sell a knife skin of CS:GO for a key... silly f2p doesn't know that he actually sold something that is the equivalent of a mid-high tier unusual in TF2 for a key.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      nu i gib u wingz aug

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wait hold up csgo isn't f2p how can he be a silly f2p

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Why do you think he traded to get a key? Silly Corv.

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  16. Honestly didn't know nor expect to be invited to a secret group of SPUFers... Basically, Allrounder in TF2, although most say I'm a Scout/Sniper main. Collecting Stranges is what I fancy, alongside Craft Numbers. So here I am, subSPUF!
  17. What is that thing for? Is this working? Hello?

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      here you post the jokes you think aren't good enough to farm rep with

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      apperantly, they are good enough for 1-star ratings.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      here you post the jokes you think are funny but can't post in TIAM because that would be a double post

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