General DeGroot

hey little thing let me light your candle cuz mama im suwah ta handah nah messarah

When you're choosing a new show, find one that you like. You don't have to love it right away.

MY EYES

How the heck's everyone doing? It's been too long

Had a good birthday spent at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park. Saw every single species of crocodilian on the planet (except for 2/3 of the proposed species of African Dwarf Crocodile because whether or not it is warranted to split the species into three separate ones is still pending, as well as one of the now TWO species of Slender-Snouted Crocodile, as just as recent as two days ago it was finally and officially decided that the species actually consists of the West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile and the Central African Slender-Snouted Crocodile) Couldn't have asked for more.

JFK's assassination is the Fortnite of conspiracy theories.

JFK's assassination is the Fortnite of conspiracy theories.

Friendly reminder to switch to SPUFOrange if you don't want to be eaten by skeletons.

Just saw the trailer for this new movie: 

If I ever get a time machine all I'm going to do is go back to the late nineties and make predictions of the future during online deathmatches.

go knights go

Make scarce your presence, undesirable harlot.

I need to go deliver a bunch of documents to an office on the third floor of a building which only has two floors.

Some monster put chocolate covered raisins in a chocolate covered peanuts container.

this is the worst.

is subspuf dead? Discuss

I'm in the business of writing checks my ass can't cash.

And business is good.

Twisted shoulder

Post if you want me to name a Pokemon after you, offer available while supplies last

Post if you want me to name a Pokemon after you, offer available while supplies last

MY EYES

@Binary where April fool’s joke

i've got a pitch for a realism-based FPS, who's interested

https://imgur.com/uH6vMdZ Alas

i've got a pitch for a realism-based FPS, who's interested

Finally 100 percent-ed Isaac now that no one cares about it and the devs have kind of ruined it by fucking w/ it too much.

Feels... good, man?