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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    There needs to be a triple A fighting game about the Bible. I'd pay money to whoop ass as Cain.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I main Ehud.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      http://store.steampowered.com/app/612930/Fight_of_Gods/

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I mean specifically the Bible though. Although that is cool.

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  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    "Local bearded streamer withers away live on camera while speedrunning Mario 3."

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      wuh

    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      How many parallel universes did he visit?

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @aabicus Mario 3, not Mario 64. For shame.

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  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Aww fuck I fell asleep. Think I was out for maybe 40 minutes. I fuckin hate naps.

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      Naps are the worst, they invariably lead to terrible night sleeps. I try to avoid naps at all costs. 

       

      Zoning out on a repetitive video game like TF2 or Overwatch is a great way to lose a few hours and suddenly it's bedtime. 

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I don't like them cause you feel all weird and disoriented when you wake up from them.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Everyone I know who falls for the nap meme always grumble to me, "I'm so fucking tired" after a few hours of anything.

       

      Naps: Not even once.

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I just realized that over the past year, the internet has shifted from funny cat pictures to funny dog pictures. These are dark times.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Foxes: get the best of both worlds.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Foxes suck.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      These are bark times 

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  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Today I found: shitty Sanyo brand digital camera who's last picture was taken in 2007 and still has a full battery, installation disc for Internet Explorer 4.0, 2 copies of Braveheart on VHS, mysterious locked gator-skin briefcase who's key is almost definitely lost

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      sounds like the opening to a Tarantino movie

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Is this a camera you found in your house or just some random one on the street?

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Now you're obligated to make a found footage youtube channel.

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Got a new hat today. It's practical as fuck. I love practicality. Practicality is sexy.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I meant "how so" in how is is practical but that works too.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Trade for a pink Flipped Trillby?

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

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      New Hat

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  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I hate that dogs and that "dog speak" of misspelling words or whatever have become memes. It's a new fad every couple of months, if not each month now. It'd be a little worth while if they were actually funny.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wow raison that punishment's pretty "ruff" :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

       

      i'm sad inside

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      @hugthebed2

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  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Been animating all day. Is pain in ass.

  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    GO BACK TO MARS YA FUCKIN CANADIANS

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