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Infiltrate their discord and flirt towards victory

Yeah, should've worded that differently, my bad.

YOU FOOL
 

 
I AM ETERNAL

Truly an American hero.

Eviscerated? No, that's a different weapon, wearing his skin, using his name, taking his place. That is not the Persian Persuader and it never will be.
 

I ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith got some fireworks, Good story, well:

So recently people have been unhappy with the fact that the Sandman-Guillotine combo is out the window, or at least TFTeam permitting. For about the past 3 weeks I've been rolling Scattergun, Guillotine, and Bat whenever I play Scout, cause I wanted to see how the Guillotine fared without the Sandman (before the balance changes blogpost, mind you), and it's fucking good. Like good.
 
The Guillotine deals 50 damage upon impact, followed by 40 bleed damage over time. That's 90 damage (assuming the bleed doesn't get snuffed by stuff like Dead Ringer or Demo shield charge) if you can land the projectile. Now maybe I'm biased cause I main Demoman and I'm used to projectiles, but landing the Guillotine is not that hard.
 
Now, 90 damage on a 6 second cooldown is good and all, but a lot of people are unwilling to make the tradeoff from the beloved Pistol. In the Scout's arsenal, the Pistol is primarily used as a finisher, in the event that you are unable to reload your Scattergun or if the enemy is at a range unfitting of the Scattergun. In contrast, the Guillotine works much better as an initiator of fights, tossing one at your enemy before bringing out the Scattergun means that your enemy is guaranteed to be taking damage over time during the fight, in the form of bleed damage. Also take note that the Guillotine deals the same damage at any range, that 90 damage has no falloff. It's essentially an extra Scattergun shot, damage-wise, without the affects of bullet spread and damage falloff whiffing the damage. It can be used as a finisher as well if you really need it to, although a much more burst-damage one.
 
What do you guys think of the weapon? I've been having a lot of fun and good results with it, even got a few airshots.

Last night I dreamed that I went to a Lego shop that was run by a kindly old man, he said he'd pay good money for a rare toy called a HNK, I managed to find one online (it was a saxophone with each section coloured with a different pattern from a clown's outfit) and it turned out to be worth £15 at most, it felt like the man had scammed me for some reason.

I want that dream.
 
Last night I dreamt I was bowling with my friends on a water bed. My friends suck at water bed dream bowling.

Wow must be horrible.

Wow must be horrible.

On the part about change, I'd say, if anything, the Smash 4 community welcomes change, because they are able to. Diddy was OP as hell, hoo-has out the ass, people wanted that changed because he was far superior to any other character, people wanted other characters to be viable, and so Diddy got nerfed. Every character in the game received balance patches that the people wanted. If anything the Melee community is resistant to that form of change because it's not possible. Melee is out, it's over a decade old, it can't be patched. But from what I've seen, Melee is all for change in terms of practicing and perfecting other characters who aren't the top tier, trying to bring them up and show that they can be used viably. That's exactly what Amsa did. Amsa came out of Japan from fucking nowhere and beat Mew2King (the 4th best Melee player in the world) and he was playing Yoshi. A random guy playing a mid-tier character beat a lifetime pro playing a top-tier character, because he played his character well enough. It caused people to rethink the tier list and how characters are used, and Amsa gets a ton of respect for it.
 
And you call the top dogs in the Melee community childish, but at the same time want to see the winner hurl insults at the loser? Losing is already bad enough, there's no reason to be a dick and pile insults to the guy's face on top of it. Just shake his hand, show respect for your opponents.

Because I believe in white (spuf) power(ed)

I don't like discord

This deserves negative rep

https://twitter.com/UnknownKongYT/status/873632654155034624
 
Blades of Steel on the NES is probably one of the best sports games of all time

That's what I was thinking, I don't know who would enjoy this. Casual/normal players wouldn't like it because dying to bullshit is never fun, especially if the guy is better than you anyway. The high-tier players wouldn't like it because it's random (when the buff happens) and also not random at all (popularity contest tells who gets the buff). It manages to be bullshit both by being random AND predictable - that's impressive. The only people who would enjoy it are spectators, and they're not even playing the fucking game.
 
 
I normally don't watch it but I decided to catch some of it now.