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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Dota General   
    the centaur build advice above is absolute trash, use mine instead
    CENTAUR WARRANGER GUIDE:
    GAME START: Shiva's Guard Recipe. You need armor to play Centaur, so buy the best armor item in the game.
    FIRST ITEM: Divine Rapier. Look at this winrate:

    You want an 88.75% winrate, don't you? Buy one.
    SECOND ITEM: Dagon. Consider the following COLD HARD FACTS:
    Blink Dagger. 2150 gold. 0 damage.
    Blink Dagger II. Doesn't even exist.
    Dagon I. 2720 gold. 400 damage.
    Dagon II. 3970 gold. 500 damage.
    As you can see, not only does the Dagon do more damage than a Blink Dagger, but it also scales better in the late game. I don't understand why people pick the trash dagger.
    THIRD TEM: Shiva's Guard. Your opponents, lulled into a feeling of false security by your previously unused recipe, will be annihilated by your 40% slow
    FOURTH ITEM: Buy a tp scroll. Don't use it, though, or you'll lose the 100 gold investment.
    FIFTH/SIXTH ITEMS: Two pairs of brown boots, since you have four hooves. You delay this item to gain maximum value from your Dagon.
    you are now six-slotting like a champ and will perform big plays
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Dota General   
    the centaur build advice above is absolute trash, use mine instead
    CENTAUR WARRANGER GUIDE:
    GAME START: Shiva's Guard Recipe. You need armor to play Centaur, so buy the best armor item in the game.
    FIRST ITEM: Divine Rapier. Look at this winrate:

    You want an 88.75% winrate, don't you? Buy one.
    SECOND ITEM: Dagon. Consider the following COLD HARD FACTS:
    Blink Dagger. 2150 gold. 0 damage.
    Blink Dagger II. Doesn't even exist.
    Dagon I. 2720 gold. 400 damage.
    Dagon II. 3970 gold. 500 damage.
    As you can see, not only does the Dagon do more damage than a Blink Dagger, but it also scales better in the late game. I don't understand why people pick the trash dagger.
    THIRD TEM: Shiva's Guard. Your opponents, lulled into a feeling of false security by your previously unused recipe, will be annihilated by your 40% slow
    FOURTH ITEM: Buy a tp scroll. Don't use it, though, or you'll lose the 100 gold investment.
    FIFTH/SIXTH ITEMS: Two pairs of brown boots, since you have four hooves. You delay this item to gain maximum value from your Dagon.
    you are now six-slotting like a champ and will perform big plays
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Raison d'être in Reddit shitstorm   
    So making a pun based on someone you dislike means you not only hate them, but hate their gender? For fuck's sake man, stop pretending to be retarded. You can't really believe reddit hates her ONLY because she's an Asian woman? Victoria or Veronica or whatever was a woman, yet I've never heard of a redditor complaining of her. In fact, that was the spark for this whole damn thing.
    Tell me this: What would Pao have to do to convince you the dislike towards her is warranted, not because of her gender or ethnicity? She fired a guy who had cancer and who had been assured that his job would be there for him. She banned subreddits people liked - and even if you think that was justified please realize some people disagree with her because of this and NOT because she's an Asian woman. She sued her former employers for sexism and got fucked over because there was nothing fucking there. She tried to link to her PM box on reddit so it's obvious she doesn't know how to use the fucking site she runs. If commander posted "how do i make a thread" in the status feed I'd be fucking concerned, and not because of his race or gender.
    Oh and nice job with that conspiracy shit there, if somebody makes a joke they're obviously trying to recruit for the Sturmabteilung.
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Razputin in TF2 general   
    voice control will save tf2
     
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Idiot Cube in The first giant Mecha battle between Kuratas (JP) and MegaBot MkII (USA)   
    Wait a second, guys...this is an underdog who will have to work hard and believe in himself in order to overcome impossible odds!
    Western media tropes are on our side!
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Silly Videogame Forum Shitstorm thread   
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Silly Videogame Forum Shitstorm thread   
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Reddit shitstorm   
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Silly Videogame Forum Shitstorm thread   
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Reddit shitstorm   
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in Silly Videogame Forum Shitstorm thread   
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Razputin in Is TF2 Dead?   
    It's been dead since the free to play update but luckily Im a necrophiliac
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from kayohgee in Reddit shitstorm   
    please stop memeing
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Rammite in Reddit shitstorm   
    what the christ i dont think i've fallen for that in a friggin decade
     
    god damn it
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from LadyBernkastel in Reddit shitstorm   
    kung Pao: enter the shitstorm
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Guy923 in Would you use a subSPUF Mumble?   


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    <Witty Name> reacted to Wulff in Dota General   
    The fucking Custom Game Mode dream
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Cretler in BEST POLL: FINAL ROUND   
    ​Daily reminder that this is who you're voting for:

     
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    <Witty Name> got a reaction from Batty Batterson in post your for old time's sake...   
    is that from call of duty?
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    <Witty Name> reacted to Wulff in Dota General   
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