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  1. Razputin

    Goddammit I hate children so much, the neighbour kid has been running around outside yelling "dinner is ready" for like half an hour

    1. Cretler

      Cretler

      I love children.

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      dinner is ready

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      dinner is ready... but are YOU???

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  2. Razputin

    ERMEGERH I passed a test I thought I failed oh God I'm so happy right now

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you did good, son

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Noice, mate!

  3. Razputin

    dear diary; today I did a science, and it was a lot of work

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      did you draw the graphs

  4. Razputin

    Alright only one more subject and I'm FINALLY done with reading up for my exam. Time to delve into the world of Body Dismorphic Disorder

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sounds fun.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      "7% of BDD patients rapport performing do-it-yourself-surgery (staple gun)" aaaaaAAAAA WHY JUST STAPLE GUN BETWEEN BRACKETS

  5. Razputin

    Borderline Personality Disorder has a suicide rate of 10%. That isn't much, until you realize that is as often as Rock Slide misses

  6. Razputin

    Shit, /v/ is already riddled with TWD2 spoilers. I should probably avoid it for some time

    1. Simon

      Simon

      Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

      The other twist was Shyamalan making a single half-decent movie.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I already did that joke simon

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Shots are fired.

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  7. Razputin

    New favorite insult: You have less personality than a cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves

    1. Simon

      Simon

      My favorite is on a similar track: so bland you make me yearn for dry toast

    2. Skye

      Skye

      Can I borrow it? That made me laugh.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      It's not mine so go ahead

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  8. Razputin

    I have an exam in the early morning and have to wake up in four hours why cant I sleep fuck

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      I have officially given up. I can just as well keep studying and hope I crash AFTER the test

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Test went well, was p easy. Now I'm gonna try and stay awake for another 5 hours or so to reset my sleep rhythm

  9. Razputin

    The curviest of curveball questions I ever saw in a practice exam: What is needed for evolution to take place? Answer: reproduction.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      Also I recently had a really cool lecture about the question "why haven't we evolved to live forever?". They already know why, btw.

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Did it make reference to that immortal jellyfish I keep hearing about?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      no, but I looked it up; the jellyfish has biological immortality because its cell simplicity allows for much more cell divisions

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  10. Razputin

    Corvette just made me google Hanako while at work. I hope they believe I am very interested in koi carp

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      :)

  11. Razputin

    roasting marshmallows over a candle with my sister. Such bonding

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I cook them on a stove.

      That or I stick them as far as I can into a fire without burning them. I'm too impatient to slow roast it

    2. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Toasty

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I cook them with a lit can of Sterno in some marshmallow cooker thingy I got for Christmas one year.

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  12. Razputin

    Starting today my gaming laptop will be getting repaired. No videogames for one, maybe two weeks

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      be strong raz

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      There goes another fellow laptop gamer

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      >gaming laptop

  13. Razputin

    Got cheated out on 160 bucks because of a cancelled research. THIS close to choking a bitch

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I know someone who knows that feel.

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ...is it Raz?

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      It is now.

  14. Razputin

    Yet again a university schedule error makes me arrive for my lecture 5 hours early

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      just say you were really eager to hear today's lecture so you came a few hours early

  15. Razputin

    The canals youtube recommends to me downrigth offend me

    1. Simon

      Simon

      I dig canals.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wow you went there didn't you simon

  16. Razputin

    There are two deaf people talking to eachother in sign language next to me and they are ironically being very vocal about it

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      (ง Í ° ل͜ °)ง THE UNHEARD DONGER IS THE LOUDEST (ง Í ° ل͜ °)

  17. Razputin

    procrastinating from uni work, start up Binding of Isaac. First room I walk into: versus Sloth. Eery.

  18. Razputin

    your mom's so vain she probably thinks this dis is about her

    1. Simon

      Simon

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I really wonder how many people actually got the reference

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Pop 70's music is a requirement in my parent's household. I couldn't have *not* gotten the reference if I wanted to.

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  19. Razputin

    boigah for bweakfast

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      A burger for breakfast?! BURN THE HEATHEN

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      america

  20. Razputin

    play hunstman sniper, get invited to a 6s team and have the most intense match of TF2 I've had in over a year

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Good day?

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      well good gaming day at least. But shit I forgot that tf2 can be actually physically exhausting at the top of your game

  21. Razputin

    First time in a long while that I'm hung over

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      bern it's more that I am blessed with genes that hardly ever give me a hangover even if I drink

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Oh. Well, lucky you.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      I drink almost every weekend and I've never been hungover...just saying, it happens.

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  22. Razputin

    studying for exam that I have tomorrow, university database goes down for maintenance. I am so incredibly fucked right now

  23. Razputin

    The last level of Might Switch Force is HARRRDDD

  24. Razputin

    Mighty Switch Force is realy cute and fun and I recommend it to anyone with a 3RS

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Meow

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Get off the desktop Bernk, I told you not to go up there!

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      If a cat was really on a desktop, you wouldn't be able to distinguish what the hell they were typing.

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  25. Razputin

    my uni has a new internet login system and it took me almost half an hour to get it to work. PROGRESS

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