Napkin Dust

'Until further notice shitposting (i.e. extremely low quality content) in ANY form is not allowed and will result in infractions under rule 5.
This is an emergency measure until more permanent action can be taken by forum staff. Thank you for your cooperation.'
 

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I don't see any scalie porn.

>no translucency
>no perspective effects
 

wait
 
i made a better one
 

9 billion hours in paint
 

 
M A R T I A L L A W B O Y S

good idea
 

We have alternate threads for a purpose. The point of a board, even as casual as this one, is to organize conversations. If "everything goes in whatever thread" was true, then we would have one long-ass confusing thread, that would be impossible to hold conversions on. A random reaction image or relevant copy-paste is fine, but if it's just two people parroting random things at each other, it shouldn't be here. 
 
This isn't "stifling" or abuse, these requests are merely to keep this place working and readable. 

embrace meme   meme on him so hard he reconsiders his life choices

guys i appreciate your autistic impulse to say the funniest thing to pop up into your mind but can you take something seriously for once in your life

So my computer is kind of busted right now. The "z" key has been intermittently sticking for the past year or so; it was never a physical issue, though, and I could actually double the rate at which my computer spewed the letter "z" by holding the key down.
 
As of last night, though, it started disgorging z's within seconds of logging on. The same happened in Ubuntu and a live boot of Debian, so it's not malware or something.
 
I've potentially found a solution that involves FilterKeys and taping the "z" key down when starting the computer, but it's still pretty obnoxious. At least I can use the flipping thing.z
 
zZBOLZLOCZKSZzzz

Fuck man Slacks even gets copypastas now

Skiing was fun. Also my knees are ow.
 
 
edit:
Simon: so random question
Simon: does anyone actually dislike guy on subspuf or is he just the designated shitpost target
Huff: the latter
Huff: guy is a good guy
Huff: it's a le ebin joke
Simon: is it because he's black
Huff: no it's because he's a fucking cunt
 

Two semesters ago we watched Sunlight Sunshine which was a mediocre movie where the sun is dying and they needed to drive assfucktons of explosions into the sun's core to jumpstart it
 
My teacher was outraged that they didnt name it "Daylight Saving Time"