Comeau

So as expected it's basically a successful commercial stunt

http://deadline.com/2014/12/sony-scraps-the-interview-1201328639/
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3nKBR2mIU
 

Dualjay sat alone on the pier of a lake. The cold February winds coming off of the lake chilled him to the bone, but he was too sad to care. A single tear slowly rolled down his cheek and fell into his open palm. His tear-soaked palm held several small stones which he had spent the last half-hour plopping into the lake one by one. The stones caused his reflection to ripple, but even with his distorted reflection, Dualjay was able to make out that Skye standing behind him.
 
Skye sat down next to Dualjay, carefully wiping a tear away from his cheek with his finger. "Why the tears, Dualjay?" Skye asked giving Dualjay a concerned look. "Ever since the >Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012 no man has been able to satisfy me in bed. Rammite came back so pumped up with manliness from all the goat headbutting and air band rocking that he wore me out like a cheap pair of shoes." Dualjay answered, now even more tears rolling down his cheeks.
 
Skye sighed and put an arm around Dualjay. He then said with his most comforting voice. "We've all been there my friend. One day you're on the top of the world. The next, not even the biggest bad dragon dildo can satisfy you. Have you tried paying a visit to Tyrone?" Dualjay nodded lightly and then looked away from Skye before quietly saying. "Not even Tyrone could do it for me, and you know how awesome of a bro he is." Skye looked at Dualjay with a shocked expression on his face. Thankfully, Dualjay was still too busy looking deeply into his own reflection in the water to notice.
 
Skye didn't say anything to Dualjay, he just sat there and thought to himself. "If Tyrone couldn't satisfy him, then no mere mortal can." Huff slowly approached the two from behind, not sure if he was interrupting anything serious. "What has you two looking so gloom?" Huff asked, still a ways down the pier from them. Skye rubbed Dualjay's back and replied. "Dualjay can't find any man that can satisfy him, not even Tyrone with all his bro powers could." Dualjay grew more sad hearing this, and curled forward, barely able to keep himself from falling off of the pier.
 
"Tisk tisk tisk." Huff said wiggling his finger at the two before continuing. "You should have came to me first with this problem. I could have saved you a lot of tears." Dualjay turned around almost instantly with a gleam of hope in his eyes. "It's simple, you just have to step up to double dongs." Huff said walking closer to the two. "Double dongs?" Dualjay and Skye said together with confused looks on their face.
 
Huff gave them a sagely nod before answering. "It's simple, you just to have them use a strap-on too. It's twice the man, for half the price." Dualjay leapt to his feet and ran up to Huff, planting a man kiss on his lips. "Why don't they teach about double dongs in school? It could save so many lives." Dualjay declared walking past Huff with a skip in his step. Huff shed a tear of pride as he said. "They say I teach them... about double penitration, but it's really they who teach me... about double penetration."
 
Dualjay didn't get two steps past Huff before a 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon pulled onto the pier. It recklessly sped towards them, and then came to a screeching halt inches from hitting Dualjay. Skye quickly rose to his feet and raced towards Dualjay screaming. "That 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon can only belong to one man... Tyrone!" They all gasped in unison as the door of the 1964 Buick Skylark SportWagon opened revealing an afro.
 
"My Tyrone senses done been tinglin' all day. Who be talking smack about mah dick?" Tyrone shouted getting out of the car and walking towards the group. Dualjay pointed a shaking finger at Skye to try and frame him. Tyrone stared Skye down, removed the rings from his right hand, and then plunged his right fist right into his chest. "Skye!" Dualjay and Huff screamed out while watching Tyrone pull Skye's still beating heart out of his chest. "Messin' with Tyrone ain't fo the faint of heart." Tyrone said before swallowing Skye's heart whole.
 
Huff shaking with anger shouted at Tyrone. "Tyrone is a real bro, he would never eat another bro's heart!" Tyrone started laughing. Then Tyrone's laugh started to change into a laugh Huff and Dualjay haven't heard in a long time. With a completely different voice Tyrone said. "It's true, Tyrone is a real bro. That's why he let me hollow out his stomach and turn him into my robot slave." Tyrone then took off his shirt and pulled back the skin on his stomach to reveal that Binary, the angry midget, was controlling Tyrone.
 
"Binary! I was told you were killed with a bad dragon dildo on top of the rocky mountains." Dualjay screamed hiding behind Huff. "And why are you naked?" Huff questioned while forcing Dualjay out from behind him. Binary laughed before replying "The rocky mountains were only a setback, and do you have any idea how hot it gets in here? I'd sweat to death if I was wearing clothes." This gave Huff an idea to save the day.
 
Huff leapt at Tyrone and pulled his already sagging pants down. "Dualjay look! DOUBLE DONGS!!!" Huff screamed falling at Tyrone's feet. Dualjay looked at Tyrone and Binary and saw it was true. With Binary hanging out of Tyrone's torso, there was indeed double the dong. "I must embrace my double dong destiny" Dualjay screamed while leaping to save the day.
 
Then everyone remembered that Dualjay died at the end of the Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012, so he was a ghost the whole time. The end.
 

Hi, I'm Mewwy(aka fox)!
I'm a friend (and occasional stalker) of Ted!
I've been here before but I was a butt (sorry :c)
I like Video games! They're fun!
Nice to meet y'all! 

> Enter CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS

Some more thoughts on this update.

Carne Vale is great, glad it got used in a flash. I hope we hear some more stuff from Cherubim in the future.

The art collaboration was also very nice. In some places at least, the less said about Karkats anime running the better. But the opening shots of them where they looked like this were cool.


The main consensus for all this shit seems to be that this is all a doomed timeline. When Aranea puts on the life ring, Meenah tells her all she is going to end up doing is making a doomed timeline where everyone dies. Aranea says this is intentional and she is going to use her Sylph powers to 'heal' this timeline to be the alpha one. This flash, and an unknown number of events leading up to it, are her failing to do so. The flash makes a bunch of references to Homestuck's Doom aspect, symbolised by red fire. Also there's the number 2 fucking everywhere in the flash, look at all the twos and pairs, and the guy who is all about 2 is the Doom guy.

There is a good reason why by the end of the flash, Terezi is still alive. I don't know what it is, but in the past, she has created one doomed timeline that was essential to the story (the one that made Davesprite), stopped another from happening (by killing Vriska), and also did that one thing with Dave where she flipped a coin. So its likely that if there is some timeline shenanigans, she will be a part of them.

The other important thing is that Roxy and Rose survived, and went to the Furthest Ring or whatever. The other thing from the first important doomed timeline, along with Davesprite, was Dream Doomed Rose's memories. Its likely that this will happen again, or something similar to it.

The reason the flash is called Game Over is because it is just that, it is a bad end. The reason a flash as big as that one was needed to be used to show it is because although it isn't the correct, alpha timeline events, someone or something important is going to go back in time from it, like as a warning. How this happens might be John "retconning" shit, or through use of conventional time travel: Gamzee has those music box time machines still on his corpse (?). We will probably end up back when Caliborn put that cartridge in with all the dust in it (also helping to fuck up the events of the story), possibly blown out by John, with a nice little reset.

All of this might be horseshit though, and everyone might be 100% RIP with no god tier clocks or life rings to bring them back (MAYBE Jane can). In that case we are left with a cast of

Condesce
Aranea (who is getting murdered)
Terezi (fatally wounded)
Rose (fatally wounded)
Roxy (A-OK)
Dirk
Jack Noir
Alpha session Jack
Spades Slick, Ms Paint and the Felt
The sprites maybe?
Lord English
Caliborn

And, most importantly, Casey Von Salamancer, who is probably the best bet at defeating English at this rate.




And there's a hint on the blog that there'll be something else clmk g today.

I drew best Orange Juice (hint: It's QP)
 

Spoiler

Traditional of a cat sitting on a brick wall

Spoiler

Although subSPUF in Space did die, I can say that it was prominently due to:
 
- The end of summer holidays bridging into the schoolyear
 
- People like me being late with shit and going on trips
 
- A lack of a guiding chain for all members of the group.
 
This leads me to raise the points of:
 
- Needing a GM/Plot Master to start shit up once in a while
 
- Having freedom while requiring some boundaries
 
- Keeping a consistent and frequent interest within the community
 
. . . Speaking of which, I'm thinking of starting up something like the past two Interactive Tales/Adventures either for Halloween; or just in the name of something. Probably will have to do with some fantasy bullshit. I 'unno.

4spooky
 
Can never be allowed.

Your honor, I am deeply offended by this trial being held during the daytime. This is an affront to the diurnally challenged.

He's a necromancer. He necros many threads and practices

magic.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION NOW
 

 
ANYONE MAKE A MOVE AND THIS ANIME GIRL IS FUCKING DEAD, I'VE TAKEN ALL THE GIRLS FROM THE CAST OF K-ON AS HOSTAGE
 
MY DEMANDS ARE AS FOLLOW
20 REP IN UNMARKED BILLS
A PERMANENT HALLOWEEN THEME
FOR RAZPUTIN TO ANALYZE WHY BINARY IS A BUTT
FOR BINARY TO CALL HIMSELF A BUTT
AND A PLANE TICKET TO CUBA
 
YOU HAVE 25 HOURS UNTIL THIS GIRL DIES AND THE NEXT IS UP

I call court stenographer!
 
because everything's already written down so I don't have to do anything

Psychoanalysis shows that all three defendants have a strong subconscious desire to return to the womb, as shown as their obsession with skeletons which usually reside inside of people.
 
We can also say that, using a 95% confidence interval, the defendant Huff is a flaming homosexual.

SPUFPOWERED COURT
GLOBAL DISPUTE
Exprespooky

Plaintiff,
vs.
Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie
Defendants.

COMPLAINT AND JURY DEMAND
 
JURISDICTION AND VENUE
Plaintiff brings this action under the >Forum Rules Venue is appropriate in this forum because the events that gave rise to this Complaint occurred in this forum. PARTIES
Plaintiff is a user of this forum and has posted in this forum before Defendants are users of this forum and have posted in this forum before, as well as forum staff GENERAL ALLEGATIONS
Defendants were either directly, or by association, responsible for new forum theme "Spookypowered" Defendants gave no forewarning of the content of aforementioned theme Theme contains shock images (skeletal figure) Defendants have created high mental grief and damage to Plaintiff In doing so, Defendants have abused their authority to a severe degree. COUNT 1
VIOLATION OF RULE 2
Plaintiff has been mentally wounded by the actions of the Defendants, thus; Defendants are most assuredly douchebags COUNT 2
VIOLATION OF RULE 4.4
Plaintiff incorporates and restates each of the above paragraphs as if fully set forth herein. Defendants, in full acknowledgement of the law, posted forbidden content COUNT 3
Severe Mental Trauma Inflicted on Plaintiff
Plaintiff suffered severe stroke, following observation of shocking images Plaintiff is now too afraid to leave house Plaintiff needs to buy new pants and undershorts. COUNT 4
Misuse of Staff Authority
Defendants violated multiple forum rules via their authority and privileges as members of forum staff.  
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests that this Court enter judgement against Defendants providing the following relief:
Compensation in the form of 5 rep per Defendants, to be distributed to the Plaintiff; The gross and shocking image be given sunglasses, as to mask its true nature; An order enjoining/restraining Defendants from placing such horrific images without further consent from the public; An award of interest, costs, and reasonable attorney's fees; Temporary loss of authority and position on the part of the Defendants; Take other appropriate nonflammatory measures to overcome the above described actions; and such other and further relief as the Court deems appropriate.  
DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL
 
Plaintiff hereby demands a trial by jury on all issues raised in the Complaint.
 Dated, October 8th, 2014
 
Exprespooky
 
Exprespooky,
Plaintiff

WH40k PnP has rules for Orks actually.
Not pathfinder rules, but I thought it worth mentioning.
 
On Topic:
 
One of them MIBs from Deus Ex 1 might be fun to design.

For me, I could imagine only a few unique points that I believe we'd all appreciate:
 
- Community designed, balanced, and tested weapons. We're sick and tired of fucking hats.
 
- A free taunt, distributed to all players; a tearful salute (or some gesture of remembrance) for all classes with a dirgeful rendition of the "Meet the Team" theme's conclusion. It would only be respectful to honor the Last Update.
 
- Free-to-players get buffed to premium from the announcement date to the update day.
 
- Retired hats return to sale; all hats, weapons and items return and are sold for 50% off at the Mann Co. Store
 
- A series of community thank you messages dedicated to these people (list is not final, and is based off of my knowledge):
 
"Steam Powered User Forums
 
Steam Powered User Discussion
 
Kritzkast
 
Facepunch
 
Reddit
 
The Steam Workshop community
 
The users of the Official Team Fortress Wiki
 
WETA Workshop
 
. . . and to the brave, loyal, and wonderful players of this game."
 
- Unfix the Kamikaze taunt glitch
 
- Award the Steam user with the longest play time on Team Fortress 2 some celebratory hat.
 
Aaaaaaand that's all I've got.

So, a family takes in a relative who they know sells meth, and allow him to deal inside their house.
 
The baby was kept out of sight during the deal where the informant got the meth (so he didn't know there was a kid in there).
 
Then when SWAT comes the methhead barricades the front door, with a crib, with the child still in it, and it's the cops' fault?

So the other day I decided I wanted to waste time by making moonstas for Pathfinder.
 
We may or may not be taking requests at one point; I'm terrible at that shit, but I'll improve!
 
Please note that if you wish to use these terrible things in an actual campaign, you should ask me for approval; I'm not sure if I have any right to these things being used, but I would like to think so.
 
Anyways here I go BOOP BOOP
 
Completed Works
 
Snatcher (from Hideo Kojima's "Snatcher")

Spoiler
 
Snatcher (Advanced Clockwork creature Doppelganger)         CR 8
A small gash appears on the side of your comrade's face; though blood pours out, a clockwork skeleton lies beyond the skin.
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XP 2500
N Medium advanced clockwork creature construct (augmented doppelganger, shapechanger)
Init +2; Senses darkvision 60ft., low-light vision; Perception +9
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DEFENSE
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AC 20, touch 12, flat-footed 14 (+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +10 natural) Hardness 10
hp 28 (4d10+8)
Fort +2 Ref +5 Will + 6
Immune charm, sleep, construct traits Resist acid 10 cold 10 fire 10
Weaknesses metal body, light sensitivity (take 1d4 of lethal damage in sunlight), vulnerability to electricity
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OFFENSE
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee 2 claws + 25  (1d10+20)
Ranged integrated laser rifle + 18 touch (2d10 + 2 fire)
Space 5 ft. Reach 5 ft.
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STATISTICS
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Str 24 Dex 19 Con - Int 15 Wis 16 Cha 15
Base Atk +12; CMB + 20 CMD 22
Feats Point-Blank Shot, Precise Shot, Dodge, Combat Reflexes
Skills Bluff +10 (+14 while using change shape ability), Diplomacy + 7, Disguise +10 (+24 while using change shape ability), Perception +9, Sense Motive +6, Stealth +5; Racial Bonuses +4 Bluff, +4 Disguise, +5 Craft (armorsmithing), +5 Craft (weaponsmithing), +5 Disable Device
Languages: Common
SQ change shape (alter self), snatcher replacement, mimicry, sound mimicry (voices)
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Mimicry (Ex)
 
A snatcher is proficient in all weapons, armor, and shields. In addition, a snatcher can use any spell trigger or spell completion item as if the spells were on its spell list. Its caster level is equal to its racial Hit Dice.
 
Snatcher Replacement (Ex)
 
When a snatcher uses change shape, it can assume the appearance of specific individuals that it has killed.
 
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ECOLOGY
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Environment large cities
Organization solitary, pair, or gang (3-6)
Treasure NPC Gear
 
Snatchers are invasive and stealthy beings who kill humans and other civilized creatures and take their forms. In their basic state, they look like frightening skeletons of plate and cog, with a vaguely humanoid shape to them. Their eyes glow a phosphorescent green.
 
Snatchers prefer to invade large human settlements as to avoid attention from their victims' disappearance, although they will target elves or dwarves if no other option exists. Often or not, snatchers attempt to target lower profile individuals, raising the notoriety of their victims gradually. When transformed, snatchers are nearly identical to their victims; they can even bleed and sweat. However, a snatcher can easily be identified by their inability to handle sunlight, as their artificial skin is translucent when exposed to ultraviolet rays. As a result, they must infiltrate their targeted society during the winter, or find alternatives to prevent the heat from damaging their inner workings.
 
Snatchers are adept at lying, imitation, and fooling even trained detectives into believing their stories. Snatchers were programmed long ago by their master as a weapon that could replace a nation's people, control the society under the command of their master, and oppress anyone who would try to stop them. Using their talents to further their plans, they desperately strive to rid themselves of weakness, and become untraceable.
 
Rumors speak of a Snatcher whose artificial skin is biologically accurate enough to prevent the issues caused by sunlight; some Snatchers themselves have sought out such an individual as to replicate the original formula and become unstoppable.
 


 
Spider Splicer (from BioShock; requested by DrEvilBrain) [iN PROGRESS]

Spoiler
 
Splicer, Spider (Alchemically quickened Amalgam creature Troll, Cave-Human Barbarian 1)         CR 6
Formerly human aristocrats, these maniacs have used potions and genetic magic to modify their body's potential. In particular, this strand of Splicer has the innate ability to crawl along walls thanks to their mixed cave troll genes.
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XP 2,000
CE Medium female alchemically quickened amalgam creature humanoid barbarian 1
Init +6; Senses darkvision 90 ft., low-light vision, scent; Perception +7
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DEFENSE
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AC 22, touch 17, flat-footed 15 (+6 Dex, +1 dodge, +5 natural)
hp 52 (5d8+25 plus 5); regeneration 3 (fire or acid)
Fort +9 Ref +10 Will +0
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OFFENSE
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Speed 80 ft., climb 20 ft.
Melee +1 Flaming Hook Hands +6 (1d4+3 plus 1d6 Fire), and Bite +3 (1d4+1)
Special Attacks rend (2 claws, 1d4+3)
Space 5ft. Reach 5ft.
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TACTICS
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Able to stick on to the ceiling, perform acrobatic feats impossible to a "pure" human, dart across the room before anyone could target them, and twirl red-hot hooks from afar at their foes, Spider Splicers provide a dangerous challenge to any adventurer they encounter. Spider Splicers always try to approach from the ceiling, and sometimes frighten those who step into their lair due to their ability to practically come out from anywhere. Spider Splicers attack using their incredibly sharp teeth, and by throwing their heated hooks.
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STATISTICS
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Str 15, Dex 22, Con 20, Int 6, Wis 9, Cha 6
Base Atk +8; CMB +5; CMD 22
Feats Lightning Reflexes, Skill Focus (Perception), Toughness, Throw Anything, Run, Two-Weapon Fighting
Skills Climb +11 Perception +8
Languages Common, Giant
SQ haste, spider climb, rage, insane, alchemically quickened
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Haste (Su)
 
A cave troll is affected by a permanent haste spell (caster level 8th). This grants the cave troll a +1 bonus on attack rolls, and a +1 dodge bonus to AC and Reflex saves (both already figured into the stat block above). Any condition that makes the cave troll lose its Dexterity bonus to AC also makes it lose its dodge bonus. This is an inherent bonus and cannot be dispelled or negated.
 
When making a full attack action, a cave troll can make one extra attack with any weapon it is holding or one extra claw attack (if using natural weapons). The extra attack is at the cave troll's full attack bonus.
 
Spider Climb (Su)
 
A cave troll can climb sheer surfaces as though by a spider climb spell (caster level 4th). This ability is always active, but can be negated or dispelled. The cave troll can restart it again on its next turn as a free action.
 
Insane (Ex)
 
A spider splicer suffers from the effects of insanity (caster level 1st) every 1d6 rounds due to their damaged nervous system and shattered mind. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ECOLOGY
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Environment any (Rapture)
Organization solitary or gang (2-4)
Treasure spider splicer organ [Knowledge (local) check, DC 23 to identify as healing item. When used, applies heal CL 15. Weighs 1 lb.], standard
 
Spider Splicers, like most Splicers, were normal humans who traveled far under the ocean to find the technologically advanced city of Rapture. Modifying their genetics with magically-infused potions sold by the rulers of such a city, they experienced full force the effects of the unstable magic warping their body. Spider Splicers most often attack those who wander too close, only hunting when it is aggravated.
 
A Spider Slicer weighs 170 lbs., and stands at 5 feet 6 inches tall.


 


Unfinished Lumps of Crap
 
Man in Black (Deus Ex; request by FreshHalibut. I used some stuff from the new "Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide"; forgive me.)

Spoiler
 
Man in Black (Advanced Amalgam creature Alchemically quickened Human-Dark Stalker)         CR 6
This peak-humanoid creature, garbed in a nondescript black suit, catches your eye as he slowly encloses on your position from a corner. With a robotic monotone, the creature delivers demands while taking aim at you with a highly advanced firearm.
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XP 2500
N Medium male advanced amalgam alchemically quickened creature humanoid (dark folk, human)
Init +; Senses see in darkness; Perception +
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DEFENSE
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AC , touch , flat-footed  (+ Dex, + dodge, +1 natural)
hp  28 (6d8+)
Fort +2 Ref +5 Will + 6 Immune compulsion and charm effects (see "mental conditioning" below)
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OFFENSE
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Speed 40 ft.
Melee Unarmed strike (1d4+21), and dagger (1d4+ )
Ranged Pistol (1d6
Special Attacks death throes, sneak attack (+3d6)
Space 5 ft. Reach 5 ft.
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STATISTICS
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Str  Dex  Con  Int  Wis  Cha
Base Atk +21  ; CMB  CMD
Feats Exotic Weapon Proficiency (firearms), Exotic Weapon Proficiency (heavy weapons), Improved Unarmed Strike
Skills
Languages: Common
Gear black suit and tie (outfit, courtier's); tie-clip (brooch); tattoo (neck); veemod goggles, brown;
SQ alchemically quickened, mental conditioning
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Mental Conditioning
A Man-in-Black is under a constant dominate person spell (caster is treated as their master) that makes them ever loyal to their master. A Man-in-Black must preform any command requested by his master, and this effect does not incur a Will save. Men-in-Black are immune to any other mind-affecting or charm based spell that they are targeted for.
 
Death Throes (Ex)
When a dark stalker is slain, its body combusts in a flash of white-hot flame. This acts like a fireball that deals 3d6 points of fire damage to all creatures within a 20-foot-radius burst. A DC 15 Reflex save halves this damage. A Man-in-Black's gear and treasure are destroyed by this explosion. This save is Constitution-based.
 
List of Requests/Stuff That I'd Like to Make
 
- Shrek (I shit you not)
 
- Maybe some Metal Gear characters (because I'm stupid and don't know things)
 
- Some form of ridiculously overpowered Giant piece of shit
 
- Warhammer 40k Orks (might be interesting to see how it would translate into Pathfinder)
 
- Rynjin from Battle for New York (again, might be interesting)
 
- Deus Ex "MIB" (request by FreshHalibut)

- ??? (YOU PEOPLE DECIDE IN THE REPLIES; I DUNNO)