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  1. <Witty Name>

    welcome to Steam Powered Users' Forums Powered

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Specifically backstabbing.

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  2. tam

    tam

    having stitches right on the bottom of your ass is really shitty i want these out rn

  3. A 1970 Corvette

    Someone necro'd the SPUF Serial Killer thread, saying that "it was cool." Can we decommission bigSPUF, please?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      It is weird seeing posts from yourself from three years ago.

      It is even more strange how I apparently knew of this place without actually having an account here. Either I was really bored or you guys didn't hide this place well enough.

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  4. Simon

    It just hit me that it's March. What the hell.

  5. Icecubes of Fury

    What's up faggots

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      So, you are back.

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  6. Paero

    Us girl gamers huh?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      How about we level up on you?

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  7. Davjo_

    Someone know a person that does commissions and accepts tf2 keys as payment? I kind of need an artist who draws "fluid", not comic-style but also not too realistic. I would appreciate it if you could recommend me anyone.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Dobson is a pompous windbag who still can't draw for shit.

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  8. Sir Slick

    i'm bored what is a thing to do pls

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      >cracked

      Into the trash it goes.

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  9. Spycicle

    IT WAS POSTED IN A REDCHANIT THREAD

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      IT IS UPLOADED ON THE DARKNET, IT'S UNTRACEABLE.

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  10. Verumae

    I had sushi for the first time today

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Verumae confirmed for being a uncultured plebeian.

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  11. Paero

    What are comfy games?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Every Kirby game in existence.

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  12. Guy923

    I have become art

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Paging Doctor Raz....

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  13. Arm the Homeless

    I've always been on the fence about this: is Killing Floor a game that is worth getting?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Yes, it certainly is. Although you should wait for a sale because KF2 is right around the corner.

      While playing with pubs is more bearable than most other games, having a few friends to play it with is pretty recommendable.

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  14. Davjo_

    Guys how do I prevent depression and mental breakdowns?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Vent off by playing video games.

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  15. John Caveson

    How many subspuffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      So since when did Guy replace Ikea Boy to become the brunt of the jokes here?

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  16. Verumae

    we haven't had a new user thread since nov 22

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Imagine being one of the new registrators during Aprils Fools two years ago. That scared those new registrators off for sure.

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  17. Huff

    I got some quarters from the bank to do laundry with and holy shit these are fresh from the mint. They're so shiny I don't want to spend them.

  18. Idiot Cube

    WARNING: SubSPUF contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      The fucking SJW Corps does provide the water to California, and that is why San Francisco is full of utter nutters now.

      Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.

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  19. tam

    tam

    i coerced a bird into murdering me

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Was it at least an eagle so you could get a free dose of freedom?

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  20. Guy923

    HOLD ON A TICK I'M RELOADING

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      NOB OFF, YOU TOSSPOT.

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  21. Guy923

    HOLD ON A TICK I'M RELOADING

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      STAND STILL, OR I'LL STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.

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  22. tam

    tam

    "bimonthy" means twice a month OR every two months god damn it

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Valve aims for ''semi-annually'' now.

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  23. tam

    tam

    if everybody was me would you guys like everybody

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I would move to Rottumerplaat to spend the rest of my life teaching seagulls how to read.

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  24. FreshHalibut

    RIP Gunshow

  25. Idiot Cube

    Here's a good idea: Start the new year completely shitfaced! Compared to the resulting hangover, the rest of the year will be great!

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