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John Caveson

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  1. Watching the TF2 Sweden LAN and the building got evacuated because something caught fire and sounded the fire alarm: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyRacyLorisOptimizePrime

  2. wow y'all are still here and alive, this is crazy

  3. The giant robot fight between America and Japan apparently happens tomorrow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDc-9HLky-k

     

     

    I place my bet on a mutually assured destruction of both.

  4. Nintenderuu~ Switchuu~ geteruu~ boysuu~ kawaii desu~~ sugoi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

  5. hi friends give me a martial arts weapon to research and talk about

    hardmode: no guns

  6. how do you do fellow spufians

  7. tfw white male with no impairing physical or mental disabilities

  8. Should not have drank that unsweetened coffee latte a few hours ago. Tasted like shit and will keep me up all night,

  9. Should not have drank that unsweetened coffee latte a few hours ago. Tasted like shit and will keep me up all night,

  10. Should not have drank that unsweetened coffee latte a few hours ago. Tasted like shit and will keep me up all night,

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Coffee tastes like shit period. It's liquid shit.

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  11. I did it boys, I finally hit 2.5k posts on bigSPUF. I can finally die happy.

     

    http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3307169

  12. People saying my yellow and blue colour scheme is bad when they run around in their edgy red and black Warframes can go eat a Broken War.

  13. how will i go back and read old posts people gave me rep for and congratulate myself for how funny i was five years ago ago? dark days...

  14. I graduated high school. Now what?

  15. happy single shaming day you fucking loners(including me)

  16. I am pleased to announce I will be running for president of the Spufpowered states in 2020.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You guys got it all wrong, the real problem is all these uninvited guests leeching on our posts with their greedy eyes, not contributing anything to the forum. We need to build a firewall, deport all illegal guests and make Guy pay for it! We also need to fight back against SCUD. They are killing us in our reputation trade deals. If elected I will make sure to renegotiate our trade deals and make sure we win like we used to. Thirdly, as much as our alliance with SPUF is strong, we've been carrying the most weight when it comes to dealing terrorist organizations like Anonymous. I say they need to help with their fair share of shitposting, or else, I don't see the alliance working.

       

      And so, I am proud to announce my candidacy for Spufpowered president in 2020. And together, we will make SubSPUF Great Again!

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  17. I know you guys love when I take unilateral actions so I'm back to do those things.

  18. help I trashed my mac because I'm dumb

  19. So when Turkey and Russia start World War III, who wants to pool all of our money to a big ol' bunker? 

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fuck y'all I'm making my own bunker, with blackjack, and hookers. Aww you know what? Screw the whole thing. I'll just wing it.

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  20. Some days you look at yourself in the mirror, and it hits you that you can no longer see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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