John Caveson

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is god-tier
Also what stam said

Ed, Edd, & Eddy master race.

Dualjay sat alone on the pier of a lake. The cold February winds coming off of the lake chilled him to the bone, but he was too sad to care. A single tear slowly rolled down his cheek and fell into his open palm. His tear-soaked palm held several small stones which he had spent the last half-hour plopping into the lake one by one. The stones caused his reflection to ripple, but even with his distorted reflection, Dualjay was able to make out that Skye standing behind him.
 
Skye sat down next to Dualjay, carefully wiping a tear away from his cheek with his finger. "Why the tears, Dualjay?" Skye asked giving Dualjay a concerned look. "Ever since the >Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012 no man has been able to satisfy me in bed. Rammite came back so pumped up with manliness from all the goat headbutting and air band rocking that he wore me out like a cheap pair of shoes." Dualjay answered, now even more tears rolling down his cheeks.
 
Skye sighed and put an arm around Dualjay. He then said with his most comforting voice. "We've all been there my friend. One day you're on the top of the world. The next, not even the biggest bad dragon dildo can satisfy you. Have you tried paying a visit to Tyrone?" Dualjay nodded lightly and then looked away from Skye before quietly saying. "Not even Tyrone could do it for me, and you know how awesome of a bro he is." Skye looked at Dualjay with a shocked expression on his face. Thankfully, Dualjay was still too busy looking deeply into his own reflection in the water to notice.
 
Skye didn't say anything to Dualjay, he just sat there and thought to himself. "If Tyrone couldn't satisfy him, then no mere mortal can." Huff slowly approached the two from behind, not sure if he was interrupting anything serious. "What has you two looking so gloom?" Huff asked, still a ways down the pier from them. Skye rubbed Dualjay's back and replied. "Dualjay can't find any man that can satisfy him, not even Tyrone with all his bro powers could." Dualjay grew more sad hearing this, and curled forward, barely able to keep himself from falling off of the pier.
 
"Tisk tisk tisk." Huff said wiggling his finger at the two before continuing. "You should have came to me first with this problem. I could have saved you a lot of tears." Dualjay turned around almost instantly with a gleam of hope in his eyes. "It's simple, you just have to step up to double dongs." Huff said walking closer to the two. "Double dongs?" Dualjay and Skye said together with confused looks on their face.
 
Huff gave them a sagely nod before answering. "It's simple, you just to have them use a strap-on too. It's twice the man, for half the price." Dualjay leapt to his feet and ran up to Huff, planting a man kiss on his lips. "Why don't they teach about double dongs in school? It could save so many lives." Dualjay declared walking past Huff with a skip in his step. Huff shed a tear of pride as he said. "They say I teach them... about double penitration, but it's really they who teach me... about double penetration."
 
Dualjay didn't get two steps past Huff before a 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon pulled onto the pier. It recklessly sped towards them, and then came to a screeching halt inches from hitting Dualjay. Skye quickly rose to his feet and raced towards Dualjay screaming. "That 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon can only belong to one man... Tyrone!" They all gasped in unison as the door of the 1964 Buick Skylark SportWagon opened revealing an afro.
 
"My Tyrone senses done been tinglin' all day. Who be talking smack about mah dick?" Tyrone shouted getting out of the car and walking towards the group. Dualjay pointed a shaking finger at Skye to try and frame him. Tyrone stared Skye down, removed the rings from his right hand, and then plunged his right fist right into his chest. "Skye!" Dualjay and Huff screamed out while watching Tyrone pull Skye's still beating heart out of his chest. "Messin' with Tyrone ain't fo the faint of heart." Tyrone said before swallowing Skye's heart whole.
 
Huff shaking with anger shouted at Tyrone. "Tyrone is a real bro, he would never eat another bro's heart!" Tyrone started laughing. Then Tyrone's laugh started to change into a laugh Huff and Dualjay haven't heard in a long time. With a completely different voice Tyrone said. "It's true, Tyrone is a real bro. That's why he let me hollow out his stomach and turn him into my robot slave." Tyrone then took off his shirt and pulled back the skin on his stomach to reveal that Binary, the angry midget, was controlling Tyrone.
 
"Binary! I was told you were killed with a bad dragon dildo on top of the rocky mountains." Dualjay screamed hiding behind Huff. "And why are you naked?" Huff questioned while forcing Dualjay out from behind him. Binary laughed before replying "The rocky mountains were only a setback, and do you have any idea how hot it gets in here? I'd sweat to death if I was wearing clothes." This gave Huff an idea to save the day.
 
Huff leapt at Tyrone and pulled his already sagging pants down. "Dualjay look! DOUBLE DONGS!!!" Huff screamed falling at Tyrone's feet. Dualjay looked at Tyrone and Binary and saw it was true. With Binary hanging out of Tyrone's torso, there was indeed double the dong. "I must embrace my double dong destiny" Dualjay screamed while leaping to save the day.
 
Then everyone remembered that Dualjay died at the end of the Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012, so he was a ghost the whole time. The end.
 

Why did the Gunslinger Engie/Short Circuit Engie/Wrangler Engie fall over?
 

I guess my main would be Soldier because I play him the most, but I actually like playing Demo, Sniper, and Scout a lot too.

>Hates Soul Eater
 
Fuck that guy with a rusty spork until his anus continually leaks blood and feces.

'Had me good eye on ye the whole tiem!'

someone needs to 'shop in him holding a Jakobs quad.

SPUFServer got switched to nocrit, and we actually got QP traffic. Warms my heart to see the server so lively again. All we need to do is get a few regulars on the server to kickstart it.

Use sparingly.

hey look kids topical humour

Wasn't his excuse to draw porn of obliviously underage cartoon characters that they are over the legal age of consent in his fantasy world?
 
Anyway, content.
 

what now Hold m2 after punching someone twice and the third hit will be a crit while holding m2.

amen to this.

holy shit guys I found subspuf: the gif

And just to confuse people after putting a random picture in the Instant and Moment thread, I'm making a text post with no pictures in this one!
 
I AM SUCH AN ANARCHIST
 
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Alright, fine, here's TF2 birds.
 

Nope, this was started AFTER the SPUFserver, believe it or not.
 
However, it still wasn't technically the server's base until I took the server over last September.

What the fuck, for once that wasn't even supposed to be a dig aimed at you. I was referring to the fact that I hadn't been active on SPUF in almost 2 years; Yet you decided that I might have been attacking Commander's Little Protege himself. Chill the fuck out, stop acting like deciding whether or not to keep the connection with SPUF is some stressing process that needs to be decided within some urgent deadline.
 
This is a forum that is primarily used for close friends (I'm assuming that everyone that isn't me on here are at least mutual friends) to keep in contact, discuss inane shit and maybe organize viyda events. The true state of affairs with regards to the server is that TF2 is dead as fuck and I can guarantee you that we wouldn't lose a single member of this returning community whatever fucking choice is made.

We will be what we always were.
 
Probably the densest collection of nerds on the internet.
 
<3

The weapon changes please me. Time to go test out the Short Circuit and Diamondback.
 
Also here's a list of the new festive weapons:
Force-a-Nature Black Box Flare Gun Eyelander Gloves of Running Urgently Wrangler Crusader's Crossbow Jarate Sapper