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1Fort 2Fort

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  1. f to pay respects

  2. Hey guys, I'm looking for a big boy job right now, so I'm looking for people who have gotten art from me to write a review about my service to put on a digital portfolio, would anyone be kind enough to help?

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Aw sweet thanks m8

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      wish I could help, good luck in your job-findery

    4. 1Fort 2Fort
  3. what happened where am i

    1. hugthebed2
    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      GO GET OUT WHILE YOU C-

      Ծん ǤԾÐ 刀Ծ イん乇 ᄊ乇ᄊ乇ㄎ ム尺乇 ん乇尺乇 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      hi Forts how have you been

  4. Mum gave me $100 im gonna buy shit

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    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Spend it all on alcohol and get piss drunk.

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      I already have 3 dios how many more D do I need

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      calm down love

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      i was paid for this. if you want pure egypt chan gib me de mone b0ss

    3. Huff

      Huff

      That's a good looking jizz wiz you drew, man.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      quite a good drawing of that seminal fluid druid

  5. that feel when SAL shipping

  6. A while ago I did a bunch of art on spuf to save up for my own pets. its been 2 years and they've helped me whenever I've been depressed. Here they are https://31.media.tumblr.com/a9cb04ac56e20da276dc0b071f616722/tumblr_inline_nkk5t9VQMz1r8fy9q.jpg

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      You need a third one named Jensen

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Dr. Shrunk in the house.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I remember the axolotls

      they are so damn cute

  7. so yeah finally working on huffs commission even tho i feel bad, maybe it will distract me. http://www.livestream.com/vainsstuff

  8. I've recently been struggling with a severe bout of depression/anxiety due to getting told I'm getting kicked out next semester. what do

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      yeah, and I don't have money for this. If they don't cosign another loan they're gonna drag me out

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Yea, what sucks most about this is that, legally, they're allowed to do that since you're over 18. Still, seems like bad parenting to kick you out over what seems to be petty complaints.

    4. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Yeah im over 18, but looks like if they want me out they gotta cosign for a loan and i have to get a nice dorm because medical reasons so thats like 4k a semester

  9. nuked ye olde computer, fresh reset and resh installs. joy

  10. I want rocks to fall and everyone to die so I can roll my new character

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Rocks fall. You and you alone miraculously make the impossible Reflex save to avoid dying.

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Well I guess if everyone was dead nothing would matter

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      You contract syphillis

    1. tam

      tam

      !!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT

    2. ICBMoose
    3. Verumae

      Verumae

      http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=TI4JXP001 me pls

  11. Working on arts for huff come watch plebs http://www.livestream.com/vainsstuff

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      art of the day https://33.media.tumblr.com/8705d1caea08db243d2f067249768f3f/tumblr_ngcbcmTpDa1rrok3zo1_1280.png

    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Huff

      Huff

      of course Ace tips

      Any sensible 50's no-nonsense cat would tip when the time is right.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Needs more postmodern cubism

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      when did jesus christ begin painting this?

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Let's say that one Jesus-Christ = 3 days

      How many deca-Jesus-Christs did this take?

  12. someone buy my tf2 keys for paypal plz. I have 6.

  13. Quick guys throw money at me for art so I can buy my friends christmas present

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      that is not my fetish but you are getting closer and closer

      keep trying

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Wow, way to insult Raz like that, Kay.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      Well, I guess I'll do a $17 one since the pricing changed.

  14. WHO FINISHED A PAPER 2 MINUTES BEFORE IT WAS DUE. ME. I HOPE ITS OK.

  15. heh handing out candy. too many kids aren't saying thank you rip my faith in humanity

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      give those ungrateful snots some sugar-free candy.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      give them raisin oatmeal cookies

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      NO GROWN ADULTS IN NO COSTUME GO AWAY

  16. I saw a picture that said "hella pan". I was dissapointed to find out it wasn't about frying pans.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      would you like some hella pan o's with that

  17. NO THIS IS PATRICK

  18. -sniff- im gonn play ssbb all by myself then...

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