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  1. 1Fort 2Fort

    watch me draw stuff :0 http://www.livestream.com/vainsstuff?t=469592

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      "oh god i just noticed there's hardcore porn streaming in the corner"

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***

  2. 1Fort 2Fort

    So today the register lady totally messed up ringing up my pants. Got one right, turned a $60 dress pant to 15 but not on sale, and one was totally free. What

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Ew she was like 56

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      cant complain about free stuff

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      that's an oddly specific age estimate

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  3. 1Fort 2Fort

    Yeah! Got the job! Start work wednesday! Money get!

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      good luck!

    2. Binary

      Binary

      Grats!

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Yay, now you can start paying for the server like you said ;)

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  4. 1Fort 2Fort

    hey guys remember that big thread i ran on spuf for art. its back now :D

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yes

  5. 1Fort 2Fort

    I applied for like 5 jobs today I hope to god I at least get a call or something

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      I wish you luck.

  6. 1Fort 2Fort

    I got an A in gov't somehow. Im pleased. It puts my GPA at 3.89/4.0

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Damn that's a good GPA. Mine is twingling at 3.2-3.5

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      4.0 last semester

      *sunglasses*

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      The funniest thing? The B was in art ahaha

  7. 1Fort 2Fort

    I built an arm http://imgur.com/a/6vhqf

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      @Buddha: I can still make "arm and a leg" jokes

    2. Medic

      Medic

      *is jelly* What's it made out of?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      very nice work man

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  8. 1Fort 2Fort

    How long do I have to beg mom for Ground Zeros tomorrow?

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      The same length of time teh fans begged to have David Hayter back in the role(s) as Snake/Big Boss instead of Kiefer Sutherland.

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      An attempt was made. Will continue trying.

  9. 1Fort 2Fort

    YOU CAN BUY 5 GALLONS OF CONCENTRATED MOUNTAIN DEW ON AMAZON ITS SUPPOSED TO MAKE 30 GALLONS. WHY.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      what happens if you inject the concentrated stuff

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      I DONT KNOW I CANT FEEL THE EFFECTS ANYMORE I CANT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE

    3. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      does it come with a complimentary pack of Dorito dust

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  10. 1Fort 2Fort

    I have to make an 81 on my govt test or I can't make an A in the class. Totally fucked over last night studying with a fight? with gf and lost a friend.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Wait, you lost your gf? :c

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      nOOO my gf is still here, but one of my friends got pissed

  11. 1Fort 2Fort

    and then 3fort returns to spuf muahahaha

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You'll never last, you're an institutionalized man now, you can't survive on the outside.....I'll give you a week.

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      I'm sorry man, but it'll be all ogre soon.

  12. 1Fort 2Fort

    I made a stupid weapon http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=233671989

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Fix'd the comments section

    2. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      It looks nice enough.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i take it it's not meant to be used offensively

  13. 1Fort 2Fort

    i cant do anything. i am totally unmotivated to even sleep.

    1. Spycicle

      Spycicle

      Just lay down and relax. Youi'll probably end up falling asleep if there's no distractions.

  14. 1Fort 2Fort

    IT WAS A QUIZ EVERY THING IS OK

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      quizzes is a weird word

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      quizzes are quizzical, tests are testicle.

  15. 1Fort 2Fort

    I EITHER HAVE A TEXT TODAY AND IM SCREWED OR A QUIZ AND IM SCREWED OUT OF BONUS POINTS

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      KEEP CALM AND PANIC

  16. 1Fort 2Fort

    Happy Valentaunt's day, Spuffians

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      20 dollars is 20 dollars ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm spending valentine's day with my waifu.

      And also whiskey.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      XOXOXO

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  17. 1Fort 2Fort

    Senor shalamadingdong has a movie https://31.media.tumblr.com/46d29c57bb2bfef744fb3284dc908682/tumblr_n0xezmlymh1rtp3uyo1_500.jpg

    1. Simon

      Simon

      fund it

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Still more promising than The Last Airbender.

  18. 1Fort 2Fort

    fuck i miss spuf this is getting too hard to keep up

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      our ranks fall

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Rotndude theory of modding: if you ban everyone, they can't do bad things

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I told you guys like two years ago RotNDude was a prick but nobody beliefed me. Now see what you haf wrought through your inaction.

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  19. 1Fort 2Fort

    I keep trying to go on spuf out of habit. This is going to be a rough month

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Make a new account. It's what I did.

      It was pretty fun to mess with that one guy who was "The only one who knew" it was my alt account and kept trying to get me banned.

      He got Time-Outed for harassing another poster.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      make an alt named redgorge blugorge

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      i have another account haha, I ended up posting a few times.

  20. 1Fort 2Fort

    Banned from spuf im going to hang here now

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      nothing from spuf in my email

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      junk folder?

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Not in there either. Going to dig up the old email.

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  21. 1Fort 2Fort

    i'M GONNA MAKE HOT COCO AND PLOP ONE MUG SIZED MARSHMELLOW INTO IT

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      he's breaking all the rules here

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      No, put the marshmallow in first. THEN put the cocoa in.

  22. 1Fort 2Fort

    Yes metal gear rising. Time to pull together some money for that

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Oh yea? try and stop me.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So... I guess you could call this a...

      :cool:

      double post...

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Mersop you are the worst hitler

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  23. 1Fort 2Fort

    Yes metal gear rising. Time to pull together some money for that

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Oh yea? try and stop me.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So... I guess you could call this a...

      :cool:

      double post...

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Mersop you are the worst hitler

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  24. 1Fort 2Fort

    is there any reason why I'm banned from the chat room?

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Blame cmndr like Veez does.

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      darn it cmndr. darn it to heck.

    3. Binary

      Binary

      I dont see anything unusual.

  25. 1Fort 2Fort

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYUEjtCV1Gc

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      No.

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