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IT IS SNOWING THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN SNOWFALL IN TEN YEARS AND THE SECOND TIME IN MY LIFE EVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I fought a bear. I was in this field on a hill surrounded by forest. This two headed murderbear creature with huge teeth and what looked like severe mange came running out of the trees. It charged me but I had a shotgun and just unloaded on the damn thing. The bear shrugged it off completely and we had this weird cat and mouse game where it would come at me, I'd fire off a few shots and roll out of the way at the last second. We just repeated this for a while. I could shoot it as much as I wanted and while I was slowly wearing it down, the damage was negligible. Finally we ended up fighting our way to the edge of a cliff. I managed to maneuver so the bear was at the edge. I took a running start and kicked the fucker as hard as I could - and suddenly it wasn't a mutant bear any more. It was my dog. At that point it was mid kick and I just launched my fucking dog over the cliff and had to watch it fall and break on the rocks at the bottom. It was kind of fucked up. I was upset.

​Yes, makes perfect sense. Clearly, it was the moon men, because it's too far-fetched that the militant terror organization that took credit for the attacks actually carried out the attacks.

Holy shit, this one is genius.

​Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.

I remembered my dream last night, if only because I ran it over again in my head when I woke up because of how absurd it was. It had this distinct feel of being a disney movie for some reason. This princess snuck out from her kingdom and went on a sort of adventure with me to get away from her dad, the king. We got caught together by a guard when I was trying to sneak her back in and since it was clear that I wasn't from the kingdom, the royal guard came after me and tried to kill me by throwing bombs at me. This ended up destroying the entire city (I distinctly remember a top down view of it being reduced to a bunch of fire) and the princess gives me this look and walks off. The weird thing was the setting went from being this underwater/atlantis place (she was a mermaid) then to an arabian desert sort of deal to a wintery tundra. I don't remember much of this part clearly but The part I do remember is that right after, it cut to a training regimen for the royal guard (presumably to catch me and find the princess?). They were all mounted, and though most of them were on horses, a few were on giant spiders. When I say giant, I don't mean horse-sized, just big for a spider, like the size of a large dog or a sheep. These spiders were only native to this area. I reasoned it out in my dream (even though I wasn't present at this training thing) that years and years ago when the guard was formed, the king was having a conversation with the guy he was appointing the captain that went like this: Captain: So, we'll need about this many horses for the guard. King: Hmm. That's fine, but don't you think it would be pretty menacing if we had some of your men ride on those giant spiders? Captain: A-alright? The result being that there was these poor spiders who had to support the weight of a full grown man in armor. So they could barely move around anywhere and would get almost crushed before they reached wherever they were trying to get to (which would take a stupidly long time). Anyway there's this one speccy, scrawny ginger guard who's there quietly giving his spider orders as the rest of the guard watches in awe. Like in the history of the kingdom, no one had ever piloted a spider like this before. He isn't even moving very fast or controlling it very well, it's just the spider is able to support him without getting fucked up. He completes one lap of this tiny training course and everyone bursts into applause, whooping at him. He smiles, forgets where he's going and then his spider careens into a huge pile of snow, leaving his and his spider's legs poking out of the snow, flailing in the air. At this point I woke up a little bit, imagined a giant spider was on my pillow next to me, then fully woke up. Fucking hate spiders by the way.

Made this for the old MLM Dota scoreshots thread. Good friend Courtney finished a game as Gyro with 4 (or maybe 5 I dont remember) rapiers and destroyed the other teams void.