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https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3vt13n/psa_all_postlaunch_heroes_and_maps_will_be/ barring any crazy hostile takeovers, exactly 100% of all new heroes and maps will be completely and utterly free!

I bought a fedora when I was in elementary school I went through the full fedora phase (including antitheism, a lot of memes, nice guy/why don't girls like me, etc) over about two years starting in fifth grade, and while it was regrettable, I'm glad I got it out of the way when I did today while I was at the bike shop at which I work, I was sitting with my bike on a trainer (looks like this) with my cycling shoes on, trying to get into a new set of clipless pedals for those who don't know what clipless pedals are, they're basically hard pieces of plastic that attach to the bottom of your shoe combined with a metal pedal that basically just has a hole that's slightly too small so you shove the plastic piece on the bottom of your shoe through the hole and it locks your foot in so you can pedal more efficiently, safely and smoothly (you usually get out by twisting your foot in some weird way) well, these pedals were brand new and extremely stiff, so much so that I literally could not get my foot to lock in even by putting literally 100% of my weight on it (most riders are heavier than I am and don't have a problem with this) some of you may see the problem in order to get my foot in, I had the great idea of standing up with the left pedal on the top and dropping my weight on it as hard as I could so that I'd pop in at the bottom this, of course, sent me, my bike, and the trainer swiftly to the left and onto the shop floor but get this: I clipped in and I couldn't get out so I was stuck to my bike, my bike was stuck to the trainer and we were all on the floor. thankfully the shop owner was in the back and there were no customers in the store I had to reach under the bike and unlace my shoe so that I could get out and clean up the mess I made I was able to break them in a bit but I still can't really get out and I'm terrified of what will happen when I decide to actually go for a ride

I'm impressed, they made Just Cause even more fun.

Well, I've been planning to replace my 2010 Macbook for a while now. Today the charger just stopped working, which really forced the issue. I don't even know if they still sell chargers for it, not that I would pay $80 for a new one. I don't really need a laptop for gaming anymore, so I think I'm just gonna get a nice cheap Chromebook. At long last I will cast aside the chains of Apple's oppression, and pledge myself entirely to the Google empire.

​literally the last time we talked about this it was 100% clear to literally everyone that the literal worst thing you could do is to whine about the past act like a fucking normal person and we will treat you like a normal person humanity has figured this out millenia ago

Had a wild one a couple of nights ago. I was on a plane watching Conan the Barbarian, except with Robert De Niro replacing Arnie. He wore a tuxedo throughout the film. But then I turned around and Arnie was on the plane as well, and it turned out I was in a film the whole time, and that the plot of the bigger film was that Arnie saw De Niro being Conan and had to go back in time to get it right. Arnie looked at the camera and said something like "we'll have to go... BACK IN TIME" and then I woke up

​ I had sort of a similar thing happen to me when a friend who only recently had been diagnosed with autism told me he was going to summer camp specifically for teenagers with autism and I laughed like a solid ten minutes at the concept of autism camp and really hurt his feelings

Alright, I figured I'd move all the shit about my Jacket cosplay out of TIAM:Gaming and here instead, as it's under way. Since the letter jacket I ordered is a bit too tight, I'll be going for his Payday 2 look rather than his classic Hotline rendition. Planned/necessary additions: Replica Jacket's Piece. Painted with a gradient, stencils for the palm trees, and stickers for Richard and the 50 Blessings logo. Base will be an airsoft Mac-10A baseball bat, covered in fake blood.A teal shirt to wear under the jacket.Older tennis shoes or sneakers. I need to ask my mom what they wore in the 80's.A tape recorder with a tape of some of Jacket's lines.Hand wrapping.Less fucking gut on me holy SHIT I need to get in shape.Better selfie skills. I am not doing myself any favors.Completed steps: Prepare jacket and jeans.Sew B out of felt and attach to jacket.Prepare Richard mask.Prepare belt.Here's what it looks like so far. Finally took a pic because my room isn't pig disgusting messy any more. Also my clothes are wrinkly; haven't had time to iron lately. I think my monitor's resolution is fucked up. I hope I don't look that fat at least jesus fucking christ.