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You ask the Bonk Bros to join your party and quest for Jenkins, explaining that this would offer them the chance to bust heads instead of having their heads busted. And that they definitely won't be used as canon fodder. The Bonk bros refuse however on the grounds that they have already formed a party and got matching outfits and everything. Being a fifth wheel would just really be a drag. You ask the hooligans to let you pass, citing Jenkins as a friend of yours, before they can answer you attempt to march past the barricade and enter the store. The Bonk Bros. quickly catch onto your antics and use their special BonkBros-Homerun technique to knock you back down the steps. It's clear a civil approach isn't going to work isn't going to work with these self proclaimed Bostonians. Since the diplomatic approach didn't work, Stealth is the next option. Using a conveniently located Trashcan, you attempt to bypass the gang of Scouts. Seems they're too keen for that. SallyJack uses Tattle! Acting upon Sally Jack's Advice, you decide to benchpress the nearest heavy object to intimidate the hooligans. The nearest object happens to be a camper van. You manage to impress them with a few reps before the weight of the van overwhelms you. Fortunately a quick application of Sally Jack's Medigun puts you back in top shape. You challenge the Bonk Bros to a "Break Dance" battle, unbeknownst to them this is not a hip hop dance competition, but instead breaking faces to the beat. SallyJack backs you up by popping his stored ubercharge and you charge forth into battle! Capitalizing on the ubercharge, You awkwardly beat the Yellow Bonk Bro to death with the Green Bonk Bro. By BASHING THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, this counts as JUMPING DAMAGE and they take extra damage for UNSPECIFIED REASONS Two Down, Two to go. There's still some ubercharge left, which you use to Rip out one of the defeated Scout's Spines Which you then to terrorize and pummel the Blue Bonk Bro to death with. Unfortunately, Jack's Ubercharge wears off right after this leaving one last Bonk Bro to deal with without it. The Red Bonk Bro tries to use the special technique Homerun, but with his three cohorts disposed of the power is reduced by 75% You are able to endure the attack with your STRONG AMERICAN FACEBONES and retaliate with one of your own. With bonk Bros utterly defeated, there's just one thing left to do. Inside the Mann Co. Store you will find. -Aisles of Mann Co. Merchandise! -The Bawston Bawnkery! -Other Shoppers! -A Mysterious Private Door! New Thread Theme Inventory Party

rabbit sketch thing

bigger art of the cutest Eldritch horror

Just had one where I was in the pov of a kiosk worker at a train station.i was having a conversation with an older guy in a suit when he asked me if k believed in the Bible. I said no and he fucking punched me in the face, which felt really real. Got all dizzy and fell down. Anyway I knock him out with a drop kick to the chest and drag him to the employee cubicle while the others around call 911. Before they can he start sputtering blood or something. Turns out he has a large worm in his brain or heart and I decide the best way to save him is shrinking down and putting the works in someone else's body because I didn't want to hurt the worms? Mask after trying this and very heavily damaging two peoples' bodies, including brains, i decide to give up and leave. The shotfreezes, the camera pans out, and shows me and my family in a theater watching this. My character on the screen in an anthropomorphic hot dog and we have been watching the prequel of Sausage Party what the fuck

So Brexit. My company is an international company with offices in 92 countries. Today they announced the firing of 150 of the UK staff and closing of 5 of the 13 UK region offices and moving them to Ireland and Germany to continue to work on the EU projects. Today they lost 10,000 euro and the cost of doing business in the UK jumped by 17%. They expect to possibly close all par the Belfast and London UK offices to deal with UK work. Also the Northern Unionists are calling for an United Ireland. HELL HAS FUCKING FROZEN OVER.

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