You casually bonk one of SallyJack's Tickets up against the pile of Saxxys
The Ticket transforms into a Golden Ticket worth TWO items!
You decide to throw all four of them anyway, the Bonk Bros become *Solid Gold!* and also *INCREDIBLY HEAVY*
Fortunately, as we've already seen, You Possess unparalleled strength when presented with nonsensical endeavors, so carrying them around will be a non issue.
You present the dapper man behind the counter with your Golden Ticket and two normal tickets. This allots you a four item shopping spree!
Before you can get started however, the Clerk notices SallyJack's Fabulous mustache and grants you a boon of a drink on the house!
With the free drink and four item shopping spree, you acquire the following items.
>Backpack - A convenient place to carry all your things! Equip your back with a pocket today!
>Stickbomb - A versatile exploding stick!
>SHOTGUN - A different kind of Boom Stick
>SledgeHammer - Great at all sorts of things!
>Bonk Energy Drink - The Bawston Bawnkery's most popular drink!
You smash the newly acquired weapons against the saxxies, but nothing happens!
It seems the Mann Co store has applied an anti-australium coating to it's weapons to prevent being them from being illegitimately golded.
You investigate the mysterious Plot-Advancing private door, the door is locked.
Using all your lockpicking skills and ingenuity you use one of the newly golded Bonk Bros as a battering ram and attempt to bash the door down.
This proves ineffectual, until the gentleman behind the counter comes over and unlocks it for you.
>Look Private Office
This office is full of suspicious material, you're not sure why, but you feel like there's a lead as to Jenkin's whereabouts in here.
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Inventory Updated
Party
Investigate!
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Apologies about the slowness of updates, I'm going to try to update more frequently.