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    FreshHalibut

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    Invisible one inch anti-bug force field. Just enough to not worry about mosquitoes, not enough to slam dunk a hornet nest.
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    You superhumans make me feel inadequate.
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    Raze

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    You have the ability to instantly fall a sleep when your head hits the pillow and sleep for 8 hours, no more, no less
  4. 1 point
    Idiot Cube

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    Wanna be the Batman of the Barely Useful Superpowers Cinematic Universe?
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    TheOnlyGuyEver

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    I can snap with both hands and curl my tongue AND roll my Rs. Apex human.
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    kayohgee

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    Actually I'm going to change mine. I want to be able to bluntly exit a conversation without offending the other person talking to me. This would be minor mind control rather than giving me actual social skills or grace. I could just say "Hey I don't care and I'm done with this shit, now stop holding me hostage at work" and the other person would be like "Alrighty!" and fuck off. Life would be so great.
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    Moby

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    I can snap with my both hands and can even do it with the ring finger. I think my most wanted useless power would be the power to always lucid dream OR have control over my dreams without waking up.
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    LordCOVID Monkey

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    The power to snap with both hands. Lame, but totally practical.
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    Raison d'être

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    Ability to completely unclog the toilet with one mighty plunger stroke.
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    Gyokuyoutama

    Barely Useful Superpowers

    The ability to factor large composite numbers into their prime parts.
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