TheOnlyGuyEver

Now there's one last thing for you to do.

http://www.marclaidlaw.com/epistle-3/

I refused to read it until I beat Half Life 2, but I did read the tweet from Mark Laidlaw, saying how that's only one possible ending that could've happened, or later have been scrapped.

I liked the idea in the tweet of his about another ending being Gordon ending up right back at the beginning of Half Life, then he could stop the shit before it ever happened and the Earth's ecosystem would not get perma-fucked by invasive alien creatures and Combine.

me too

i'm too bitter to be christmas-y

Bah humbug

Now I'm hungry for smearths.

Until now.

At least it spawned less obnoxious memes.

@Idiot Cube "SPAAAAAACCCCEEE" was pretty obnoxious

[INSERT LEMON LAUNCHER MEME HERE]

This was a triumph XDDDDD

Bazooka Joe is called Bazooka Joe because it contains comics about a child named Joe who blew up his school using a bazooka.

Gotta blame the Enforcer for ignoring Dream Resistance.

Probably the basis for his Kazotsky Kick taunt

The only thing that would make that better would be a Hustler's Hallmark and Dangeresque Too? glasses.

Chuck "Hugo Award Nominee" Tingle

Speed Weed

tfw you're gaming so hard, your computer spontaneously combusts

Everyone's back in now, all-clear was given.

We get a pyro update and now everything's on fire. Coincidence?!

Remember to be safe tonight. You wouldn't want a visit from me.

Remember to lock up any items that could be unsafe for children! This includes crosses (they could get poked), holy water (choking hazard), and garlic (they could mistake it for candy and develop a burning mistrust for adults!)

Don't forget to check your apples for cyanide-laced razor blades.

This is why every artist needs to make at least one song with a ragtime break midway through.

true patrician music

But without music genres I could never have discovered my favorite genre is post-modern trance hypno-trap with a twist of lime!

It took me waaaay too long to get the joke...

@MysticTheMeeM I considered adding a hyphen between "croc" and "et". Did you first pronounce it as "crow-set"?

I spent too long thinking of the sport... .-.

I pride myself on my ability to open stiff jars.

I want a North Korean robot to drop out of the sky and the American and Japan robots put aside their differences to work together.

North Korea doesn't even have giant robots in North Korean propaganda cartoons (though America does).

For added comedy, the NKbot shatters into pieces as soon as it lands, and the fight continues on as normal.

I just want to mention that i've fucked up that reaction twice now, being unable to edit your status responses is a real  bitch

We're reaching the point where, due to the proliferation of touch screens, there are many people who don't even know how to right click.

Bowling pizza is NEVER to be trusted. My brothers learned this for me.