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  1. (」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I...think it's trying to communicate guys. I can't tell.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      \(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      [ ⌐□_□] ネルド。

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    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want you guys to know, if I'm ever found dead in my apartment and it's ruled as a suicide, it was probably a setup by the people who hate Candlejack memes. They've been after me ever since I

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Candlejack isn't even fucking re

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      oh i got a better one
      i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

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  2. dR6NAxE.png

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Very cool-looking

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's chess.bmp from Windows 3.11 btw.

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  3. 9/33, never forget.

  4. After weeks of listening to music from youtube mixes generated from various starting points and with varying browser history I have determined that all roads lead to Africa.

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Is this the new "6 degrees of Kevin Bacon?"

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sure.  Go to any song on youtube, click on recommended videos, and see how long it takes you to get back to Toto.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Friend of mine got from a random wikipedia article to the McDonalds article in less than a minute (meaning through only clicking other wikipedia links present in the article). Absolute mastermind.

  5. And now, upon retrospect, I ask why

    1. Raison d'être
    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Why ask why? Try Bud Dry."

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Fuck that shit.  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

  6. And you don't seem to understand

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      will turn to whisper in your ear

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      And you know what they say might hurt you

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      And you know that it means so much

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  7. Color=272727

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      262626 master race

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      how did you post an empty status????

  8. Decided that my least favorite way to lose in card games is when I'm playing second in control vs. aggro, draw a bunch of late game cards, mulligan, get more late game cards, and the aggro deck proceeds to get the perfect curve-out play.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My favourite way to lose is to be voted out of the game for being too good.

    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      My favorite way to lose is when the other guy draws all five cards of the Exodia

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My favorite way to lose is to be banned for unsportsmanlike conduct. 

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  9. Even if it is impossible, each man's memory making to data is possible is is making each man's "Memory" data. The possibility is bold and discusses it in detail. The research and study are that credibility is very high, nd that it is certain only in possible in a present technology and knowledge will advance though it has already gotten excited pros and cons about the contents of the thesis and the theory of saying [gi] is unfolded in not only the physics in the future but also the field perhaps the composed theory. Hereafter, the thesis parahippocampal gyrus on the temporal lobe, and all the man's need there what concretely one is "Memory"?

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Just take the grant money and go away.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like

  10. Every couple of weeks I look at the recommendations youtube gives to a browser with no history, just so that I can feel like killing myself.

  11. Every time I get dragged into a real life political conversation I have to cut myself off just before I start using various phrases favored by Terry Davis.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Just use them anyway, the conversation will be cut off immediately

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's probably okay to slip in "I like elephants and God likes elephants."

  12. Foxes weddings are annoying and I wish they'd stop.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I wish you'd stop.

    2. A 1970 Corvette
    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's alright.

       

      TOGE just wants to maintain his status as the rival character who always takes swipes at the MC.

  13. Friendly reminder to switch to SPUFOrange if you don't want to be eaten by skeletons.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nonsense, I'm going to recruit them into my undead army!

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      my gravestone's going to be a skeleton playing a sick guitar solo while he's on fire and there's nothing you can do to stop me

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      joke's on you I always ran SPUForange.

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  14. GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      User has been VAC banned.

      Reason given: Spelled "git gud" wrong.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      GET FOOD GET LUNCHBOX

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  15. godmoning ha wa you

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      If it was morning-morning when you posted this your timezone is shitty.

  16. Heard someone describe "Country Roads" as a "really Texan sort of song".

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      A lot of non-Americans think of America as California, New York, and Texas, so they probably just assumed West Virginia was merely a place in Texas along with the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River. And you gotta admit "Country Roads" sounds more like Texas than California or New York.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      John Denver was from Colorado at that.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      As someone from an Appalachian state, that offends me. We need to invade Texas.

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  17. Hornswoop me bungo pony on dogsled on ice

  18. I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And yet even you couldn't have known there was a THIRD omniscience!

       

      It's not me. I'm its sidekick.

  19. I can't not read that sheep pokemon's name as Wololo

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver
    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You're dumb.

      *shirt changes from red to blue*

      Actually you're totally right.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      First everyone called rattata "ratatat" now everyone's gonna be calling wooloo wololo

  20. I can't shoot Max!

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      You crack me up little buddy.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They're mine, nachos!

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      max and ruby

      ruby and max

  21. I fully intend to die without ever hearing a non-nightcore version of Rockefeller Street.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I really thought "You're gonna go far kid" was just an MLP fandom song when I first heard the sped up version.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I had heard the Offspring version before I heard variations, but I've now listened to the eurobeat version so many times that the normal version now feels off tempo to me especially in the chorus. I also expect an extended instrumental section after the first chorus.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This song has also replaced the lyrics to RHCP's Don't Stop in my head:

       

       

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  22. I have to learn Polish so that I can stay up to date with the Heroes 3 modding community.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least the mods'll be quite polished.

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      And I thought that was russians that were still pushing HoMM 3.

      Whatever, post whatever you need and I will help you out as long as it actually is polish.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's what I thought too.  If I recall correctly Wake of Gods was made by Russians, and the actual Heroes V + were made by Russians, as were the new King's Bounty games.


      But recently on a whim I started looking around to see if mods had progressed and found that there were a whole hell of a lot of them, and that like 75% of the discussion is in Polish.  (10% is still in Russian, 10% in English and the remaining 5% is a mixture of other Eastern European languages).

  23. I need to go deliver a bunch of documents to an office on the third floor of a building which only has two floors.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy. I suggest you go off the grid for a while.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You need 70 stars to unlock it.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I hate to end the speculation but it turned out that the culprit was that the company directory once again had inaccurate information.  The office number was correct, it was just in another building.

       

      I had a suspicion it was something like that, seeing as how my department as listed in the directory only contains one person who actually still works here.

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