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  1. Huff

    Gonna be off of my account on Steam tomorrow to just cut games totally out. I'll be on my alt for any communication purposes needed.

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      >not keeping your alts secret so you can fake suicide and continue playing vidya

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not accounting for the fact that his alts probably have alts

    4. Simon

      Simon

      what the hell just happened?

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  2. Huff

    Got two cans of Euro Fanta and new socks in the mail. Yesssssssssssssss.

  3. Huff

    Happy New Years from Germany!

    1. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Happy new year :)

  4. Huff

    Hey ya'll, I'm headed back to Germany on Tuesday for the foreseeable future so yeah. Ill be scarce for a few days but ill make sure to check Facebook and Steam often. Hopefully I can somehow get mumble too.

    I won't be able to play vidya also no wired internet at our house and mom is being a big meme about computers as usual.  

    1. Silent

      Silent

      have a nice trip

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      It's Auf Wiedersehen, Cube.

      Although, yeah, best of luck, Huff. What part of Germany are you going to?

    3. Huff

      Huff

      It's a city called Wiesbaden about half an hour west of Frankfurt.

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  5. Huff

    Holy shit crunchy food noises are so satisfying god damn.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Speaking of loud food-related noises

      CAN WE TALK LATER? I'M TRYING TO OPEN THIS BAG OF SUN CHIPS

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Yeah but regular Chips Ahoy don't come in Brownie Filled.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      munchmunchmunchmunch

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  6. Huff

    Holy shit I managed to fix a computer problem all on my own~

    1. Huff

      Huff

      It's like you want the world to burn.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Reminds me of the time I managed to fix a problem with our router using my knowledge of networking that I had learned in class

      I felt so fucking smart

    3. Binary

      Binary

      HUFF.

      IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT NOW MEANS YOU CAN NOW FIX COMPUTER PROBLEMS ON YOUR OWN. YOU ARE NOW A 1337 HAXX0R.

      I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

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  7. Huff

    holy shit the blanket my grandma lent me has SLEEVES

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      No, it's the WTF Blanket

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Robes are just as cozy as snuggies and make you want to kill yourself less

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      At least you aren't wearing Failure Pants

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  8. Huff

    Homestuck Tarot deck ordered!

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      The future holds: no girlfriend

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Man I've wanted these for a year stoppit.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Who needs the comforts of a woman when you can predict the future?

  9. Huff

    I got called autistic for the first time on /vp/. Am I a seasoned Internet user now?

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      You were called autistic by the densest population of autists on the internet. Congratulations!

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      That means that you are accepted by them now.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      It's the only board I'm courageous enough to visit, aside from the food one and the nature one.

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  10. Huff

    I got some quarters from the bank to do laundry with and holy shit these are fresh from the mint. They're so shiny I don't want to spend them.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      And then you forget them in your pockets one day before going into the wash with tissues and then they'll lose their shininess forever.

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      i have a coin minted 2014 that's shiny as fuck and i refuse to actually spend it

  11. Huff

    I just slept for eleven hours straight. That was after taking three hours worth of naps beforehand.

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Tasty

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I've grown accostumed to a week rhythm of 5h, 5h, 5h, 5h, 5h, 11h, 11h

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ^ Mine's similar, but around 7h during weekdays and 12h during weekend

  12. Huff

    I like to imagine that I'm getting back at Paero by counter-flooding his dash with Japanese shit, craniumfemales and waifus when he floods mine with aesthetic, gay swim club members, and lolis.

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    2. Icecubes of Fury

      Icecubes of Fury

      That's a nice blog, Paero

    3. Paero

      Paero

      The best blog.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      Yeah my computer's charger busted and I ain't gonna fuck with tumblr mobile.

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  13. Huff

    i looked up at my google search bar and saw that it still contained "italian slurs" and I'm giggling

    1. Huff

      Huff

  14. Huff

    I think I can throw together a good Dick Gumshoe cosplay for the con in June. My hair is still brown and I have everything but the trenchcoat, so it should be easy to get together.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yeah but that would involve going outside.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      true, true

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      My hair wont do that....

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  15. Huff

    I think I left my laptop in the Frankfurt airport :c

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I'm pretty sure that it'll be in the lost and found and wasn't stolen. My bag was weirdly light when I picked it back up, so I think I just forgot it in the bin after my random security check. Plus, it had no charger and my wallet and passport were still in my bag by the end of my panic attack, so it's unlikely it was stolen.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Damn. Best of luck getting it back.

    3. tam

      tam

      D:

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  16. Huff

    i used guy as a survey subject for an assignment so i gave him the alias "dick"

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Hello Mister Richard Edwards

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      thanks

    3. Huff

      Huff

      ur welcome

  17. Huff

    I'm thinking of actually attempting to write an SCP instead of just lurking the site. I'm thinking that a sapient dialect of Ukrainian might be interesting.

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      And then we can finally ban Corv because we'll have a perfect replacement that we can turn off if we want

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you could already turn me off

      just show me pics of your FACE that's a huge turnoff

      #rekt

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      How would you know, you've never seen my face

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  18. Huff

    I've been absentmindedly tearing and snapping q-tips help

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Stop doing that.

      Glad I could help.

  19. Huff

    I've discovered that cooking dinner with the Katawa Shoujo OST playing in the background is one of my happy places.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's not gay if it's a girl's penis, huff

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      I too enjoy cripplefucking music.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Red Velvet, awwwwww yeaaahhhh

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  20. Huff

    If I can't achieve Dark Boy when I get Guppy, Mom's Knife, flying, and a few Devil Rooms within the first two floors, I'll never get it jesus christ

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i understood the "jesus christ" but everything else makes no sense to me

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      gg no re

  21. Huff

    Ih yeah forgot to mention that Stam is the best <333333

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Fuck you too Huff, I thought we had something special.

    2. Cell

      Cell

      :(

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      thanks huff i am the best

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  22. Huff

    Internet fixed. Praise the lord.

  23. Huff

    It's 1 Am and someone's continuosuly playing scales on a banjo outside.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      now it's fading sounds of pipe music and a halo playthrough

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Wait. A banjo? stam, why are you stalking Huff? And more importantly, why are you so bad at being stealthy?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      "Huff. You got a purdy mouth..."

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  24. Huff

    IT'S ALL OVER WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST THAT MEANS ME AND GUY CYA SUCKERS

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >shitposting

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I knew it'd pay off

    4. Huff

      Huff

      brain I will ban you

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  25. Huff

    Jesus Christ I swear I would do anything for anyone if they gave me a package of salt and vinegar chips.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I have salt and vinigar chips. Where the hell are you?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      it's difficult to run across an ocean

    3. tam

      tam

      that's what boats and planes are for silly

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