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  1. BREAKING - GTA 6 CONFIRMED to have the WORST soundtrack in the series - "Holy shit," said Sam Houser, "I'm so sorry."

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      So basically the same as GTA 5 with the 7 rap/hip-hop radios and the 5 techno/electro radios but only one classic rock radio.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      This is the news I come here for

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Was anyone surprised that Normie Game: The Video Game has zero good music?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Now that I look at it here that link does look pretty shady...

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      These kinds of links are the ones I get sent by users who clearly looked into their junk folders SOLELY to find things to report, ignoring that OUR TOOLS PUT THOSE IN JUNK AUTOMATICALLY SO YOU DON'T NEED TO REPORT THEM WE KNOW THEY'RE BAD LINKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My psychosis aside that's a great game

  2. Russian coup bros... we're so back

     

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      well now "it's so over" so there's no need to worry about it anymore

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Gyoku's policy of not paying attention to current events for at least a week after they happen pays off again.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      it would have been cool to see a russian reenactment of the romance of the three kingdoms but oh well

       

      actually considering the vastly expanded capacity for destruction nowadays maybe  it would not have been cool at all

  3. The verdict? Guilty. His sentence? Loading up an in-progress strategy game save file from 5 years ago and being forced to figure out what the fuck he was trying to do.

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I have this problem more with old CRPGs and 16 bit console rpgs.

  4. May the 4th be with you.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You're not a true fan if you don't watch the Star Wars Holdiay Special every year

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      May da schwartz be with you!

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Watch Episode 2 cause that came out in 2002 and 2002 kicked ass.

  5. Grant Imahara's fucking dead

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Man, I loved Mythbusters. The B team additions were cool. Tragic to hear.

  6. HEAL THE WOUNDS OR CRACK THE SHELL

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I didn't want to be reminded of the tortoise incident.

  7. Heard the term "relaxation drinks" and was kinda surprised it wasn't a euphemism for hard liquor.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver
    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      A drink with like plant root or chemicals with crazy names that will, I suppose, relax you.

  8. ADMIN ONLINE HIDE THE WAREZ

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      What can you give me for a collection of 30 AMV's all set to Thomas Dolby's "She Blinded Me With Science"?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      How many of the AMVs are of Steins;Gate?

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      None. They are of the following series:

       



      Tenchi Muyo (11 videos)

      Dragonball Z (6 videos)

      Attack on Titan (2 videos)

      Fullmetal Alchemist (1 video)

      Excel Saga (1 video)

      Vandread (3 videos)

      Killing Bites (1 video)

      Nichijou (5 videos)

  9. You enjoy all the killing, that's why.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Well not ALL of it...

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Hell yeah check out this shiny killstreak effect bro

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Snake, did you like my sunglasses?

  10. Last time an admin was online was in June.

     

    Warez thread? Warez thread.

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      give me admin :wvoops:

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      Does this mean we won the Bread war?

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The old gods are dead. It is a new age. An age of ENDLESS BREAD.

  11. SO LISTEN UP

    I WORKED IN DAYLIGHT FEEDING FASHION TO HOUSEWIVES

    FOR JUST THIS ONCE I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES ON TRUCK STOPS AND STATE LINES

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's "Yo" listen up

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Party rockers in the house tonight

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Party people in the house let's go

  12. Holy shit Apex Legends was 3 years ago.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      time is a social construct anyways

      catch me using terms like precisely about nine-ish

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      You honestly scared me.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Feel the relief it is not, feel the terror that soon it will be.

  13. I came here to wet something else motherfucker.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Explicitly not my whistle.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Your appetite?

       

      (Yeah I know it's "whet", shut up)

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

       

      1:57 if you must skip to it

  14. Reduced instruction set computer? More like retarded instruction set computer. :cool2:

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      more like a RISCey move

  15. Why do we call them halftracks and not halfwheels?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Contrary to popular belief, halftrack is a combination of halft and rack, which is a reference to the German word halft which was a long tool that was used to check minefields. Halftracks, being very susceptible to mines, always had a rack for minesweeping tools, most commonly a halft.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Then why don't we call them Minediggers?

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      A pair of pants.

  16. Captain Morgan's and Strawberry flavored water tastes like cherry cough syrup, if you've ever wondered. Overall it elevates the Morgan's and denigrates the water.

  17. Life goal: Get a Wikipedia article, 75% of which is under the heading "Decline and Death".

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Decline and Death could be a sludge or black metal band name tbh

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Also the name of a retirement community operated by Chinese businessmen not fluent in English.

  18. Came the last point of Dustbowl and it was clear she couldn't go on

    The cap was open and the scout appeared

    The sentry beeped and then disappeared

    The uber popped and then he appeared saying "pootis spencer here"

    Come on baby, don't fear the pubstomp...

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Some recommendations:

       

      Astronomy (either version)

      The Red and the Black

      Veteran of the Psychic Wars

      Harvester of Eyes

      I Love the Night

      Shooting Shark

      The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Oh and I guess if you haven't listened to the third of their songs to actually make the charts (Godzilla) you should listen to that too.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Thanks. Now that I'm listening to Godzilla I have heard it before, I just didn't know that was the name, as with most songs I've heard playing from my dad's room over the years.

  19. The time between feeling like the youngest kid on the internet and the oldest man on the internet can be measured in microseconds.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I think that's doubly so when the room you're in is actively getting younger. It seems like 10 years ago you'd be surrounded by 22 year olds while playing a game, now it seems like you're surrounded by 12 year olds. There's always been underage kids on the internet but I feel like there's a higher proportion now, or at least kids don't see a reason to lie about their age anymore.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You were once the youngest person alive, but you probably will never be the oldest.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Say that again in two days.

  20. On behalf of the SPUFlight community I hereby demand its return.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Hahahahhaha

      oh you're serious

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      At first I thought you said "SPUFright."  As in the SPUF Birthright campaign.

      Then I remembered that I never made that.

    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      My biggest complaint of spooky theme is that the text box is light gray-on-white which is downright criminal.

  21. JFK's assassination is the Fortnite of conspiracy theories.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The TF2 of conspiracy theories is the one that says that Donald Trump has a time machine made by Tesla, and uses it to send Barron Trump into the past, who then becomes John Titor, who then becomes Donald Trump.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dark Souls is the faked moon landing of games.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Overwatch is the vaccine induced autism of games.

  22. 76 Lone Wanderers paradrop from a Vertibird onto the Enclave Oil Rig. Will you be the Sole Survivor?

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