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so I was thinking to myself "nightcore is incredibly lazy, but it can't be THAT easy to make, right?"
http://puu.sh/hTRba/317364a2b7.mp3
it took me five minutes
this is the aural equivalent of shitposting

"Buying a girls love is not what they would won’t they would won’t flower chocolate and being took on a date"

​Wrong Cameron you mongoloid.

​Which puts him at 0 HP...meaning he's not even Unconscious yet, much less dead.
He's at 0 HP and Staggered, but still able to act (though taking a Standard or Full Round action deals 1 point of damage to him, dropping him to -1). You have to get him to -Con score to actually KILL him, which is probably at least 7, so he's far from dead.
 
I'm pretty sure all editions of D&D share this rule. Unless you're playing 5E and that changed it?

w h y

w h y

​BancSTAR is a programming language lump of congealed failure. It was used by banks to manage their operations, despite looking like a joke programming language.
You cannot use alphabetical characters in the language, so everyone is a jumbled mess of commas and numbers. This means that you almost certainly have to have a big lookup table on hand to actually write code, since this:
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("register")) { if (sender instanceof Player) { if (selection.containsKey(((Player) sender).getUniqueId())) { registerNewTower() } } } is a billion times more readable than this:
3001,1316,3,30078 11528,22052,22002,22002 9301,0,1528,1528 31568,10001,800,107 8560,,,1568 The fun continues. The language doesn't give each program its own set of variables - they're all global. This means that one program can break another program, even though the two programs have nothing to do with one another. Without looking at every single line of code in the entire codebase (which would be a LOT for a bank), you will have no idea why your program is failing to work. Worse still, these sorts of errors are very transient - they come and go at random, often disappearing entirely when debugged (since you might run it in by itself, without the unrelated program that's actually responsible).
On top of that, there's a hard limit on variables. Constant values (e.g. 5) have to be stored in variables, so there is an extremely limited amount of data for the entire system. As a result, programmers had to look and see if constant values they needed were already available somewhere else! This meant that any change to any program could break several programs that were written after it.
Also: "Reverse conditional block." That's a sex position, not a piece of logic.
It's so godawful that it's regularly mistaken for some kind of twisted joke.

God damn I am in love with the Alesso Heist.
+Great Aesthetic. The lights everywhere and repetition of Alesso's symbols and logos are cool.
+Cool map design. It can be labrynthine at first, but I got it down pat after two playthroughs. 
+Cool music, for a non-Viklund piece
+cool concepts and prodedures. Masking explosion noises with a concert's pyro show? Escaping in a crate held by Bile? Making fools of Gensec by immediately cutting through the bottom of a drill-resistant safe? Fuckin awesome, man. Feels like a PD:TH heist.
+Insane amounts of cops. I'm talking even more than The Diamond. This is fucking nuts. 
-Stelf is seemingly hard as balls. Loads of civs.
-Driving was definitely forced here, but it's not too prevalent. You just use the forklift as a stepping stool.
-Weapon and cosmetics are meh to ok. I love the concertgoer masks
Probably the best heist since Hotline Miami.
Speaking of, some anon in /pdg/ thought up some HM2-inspired masks.
those fucking descriptions 

buy now

the game was so long we paused for like 5 minutes to take restroom breaks

And as of receiving semester grades, it's official: I, Martin Freedman am a college graduate.
 
fuck yeah

so I was thinking to myself "nightcore is incredibly lazy, but it can't be THAT easy to make, right?"
http://puu.sh/hTRba/317364a2b7.mp3
it took me five minutes
this is the aural equivalent of shitposting

i can't beelieve that you're upset

Wanka wanka wanka

Ask the sysadmin to whitelist *.*. Tell him that it's an academic research website
ezpz

​i guess you'll need to bee more careful next time