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  1. Batty Batterson

    burgrr.com is my new favorite website. 10/10 even better than bobmarleyhats.info

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      matmartinez.net/nsfw/

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      http://hackertyper.com/

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      oh god it's gotten creepy help

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  2. Batty Batterson

    My window is a fucking dick.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      do you mean glass windows or computers windows?

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      It's ok because Windows 9 will come out in April of 2015!

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      In hindsight my breath of fresh air pun might have been too obscure and now I worry I look like more of an asshole than I usually am

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  3. Batty Batterson

    I can't fucking sleep and I have to wake up in 6 hours.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Here let me give you some advice.

      Go to sleep.

  4. Batty Batterson

    In the future I'll try to avoid 400 ping sniper duels.

  5. Batty Batterson

    I have a lot of hair.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Me too! Let's compare length in the locker room.

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Count me in.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      HIPPIES EVERYWHERE

  6. Batty Batterson

    My 2DS really doesn't like being connected to the internet.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      With all the random shit you find on the internet, I can understand why.

  7. Batty Batterson

    The final boss of BIT.TRIP BEAT is fucking ridiculous

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Indeed

    2. DCP_16

      DCP_16

      Indeed x2

      I always get stuck in there :<

  8. Batty Batterson

    The entire state of Vermont is covered in a thick sheet of ice.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I blame Tiffany Aching

  9. Batty Batterson

    Driving back up to the barren tundra of Vermont :(

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      rip

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      rip in pizza

  10. Batty Batterson

    The easiest way to kill the second Remix Boss in Rogue Legacy is to repeatedly impale yourself.

  11. Batty Batterson

    Fried egg, guacamole, and tomato is best sandwich.

    1. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      nom

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Guacamole?

      Pls kill yourself, before IT kills US.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      PB&J Master Race

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  12. Batty Batterson

    Started playing Cookie Clicker again, send help.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Don't read my novel: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cFfBVu9qWX9EdeGIlL-qiHiqZQJC7mXDT9YyOToXh4w/edit?usp=sharing

    2. Simon

      Simon

      *racks shotgun*

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      My school blocks Cookie Clicker. Move to San Diego and live at school

  13. Batty Batterson

    I despise snow.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      FROZEN

  14. Batty Batterson

    SATS sucked. Not because they were hard, they were just so LONG. I was there a good 6 hours.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      SATS

  15. Batty Batterson

    SATs in the morning.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Good luck. They're not as bad as people build them up, if that makes you feel better. Not much harder than the average standardized test. As long as you take your time reading each question carefully you should be fine.

  16. Batty Batterson

    My room is obnoxiously hot, which I normally love, but I'm rather sick and the heat makes it harder to breathe.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      5 degrees? Cute.

      Thermostat is on the 2nd floor of my crappy townhome, rooms are on the 3rd.

      3rd Floor is about 10 degrees warmer than the 2nd, add 5 degrees more for my room.

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      I read that as "My roommate is obnoxiously hot,"...

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think a lot of us have had to deal with obnoxiously hot roommates before. Leaving their dirty dishes in the sink, then distracting you with pure masculinity when you call them out on it...such a pain.

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  17. Batty Batterson
    http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=RMesFHvw
    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dude, you should've taken that offer! All those right-parenthesis are worth a fortune!

  18. Batty Batterson

    About to fly to New York for Thanksgiving break

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I am now in New York

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      Such york

      Very new

      wow

  19. Batty Batterson

    Jesus, I'm really good at losing things and giving up on ever finding them and then finding them.

    1. Grobag

      Grobag

      Well, you are a Loser.

  20. Batty Batterson

    "Sint the table as trund, lets make a trade" -Guy that wanted to trade with me

  21. Batty Batterson

    11 PM, time to start my homework!

  22. Batty Batterson

    Arr.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Piracy is stealing.

  23. Batty Batterson

    What even

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      u wot

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