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  1. Guys, people are doubting my New Vegas fanboyism on Big SPUF. HOW WILL I LIVE WITH MYSELF?

    1. Arm the Homeless
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >Objectively better

      >Story-wise

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/objective

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Well to be fair the story of fallout 3 was such absolute arse "objectively terrible" comes pretty damn close to the truth

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  2. Expresate

    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    That's literally just a youtube video in gif form. ...I like it.
  3. Expresate

    Did somebody call Whine One One?

    Just for future reference, am I allowed to bombard you with Irish stereotypes?
  4. Contemplating installing the New Vegas mods that let you turn people into weapons and clothing and food, and one that lets you remove and eat uteruses. What say you?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      oh god i remember junko posting that on bigspuf and everyone flipping the fuck out because it made no sense

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      irrelevant but i've been waiting to post this

      http://puu.sh/97BYa/f06e0b4ad0.gif

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      I'm honored you'd past that here. It is now in my pictures folder.

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  5. Expresate

    Did somebody call Whine One One?

    Something something, spleen, something.
  6. So I survived a painful fever last night. Now I need to live in fear for the rest of the day that it's gunna come back.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      *hugs* It surely won't.

  7. Expresate

    Dreams

    Finally someone else gets one besides me. I feel so weird being the only one...... all I know is that I had running shorts under my dress and that the wedding was in a weirdly empty church Sounds to me like it was gunna evolve into a dance sequence. Rip off the dress to reveal a tank top + shorts combo. The pews slide away to open space for the crowd that comes rushing in, to be support dancers. You missed out.
  8. Why does EVERY new Warhammer game have to suck? Saw the new one on Steam, and it doesn't have a single recommendation. Oh well, I'll just go play SPAEC MEHRINES.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      They didnt raise enough teef to fund a good game.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      They probably didn't even paint it red.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      And yes, back to ULTRAH MEHREENS

  9. Guys, my internal sleeping clock is fucked. What do. I'll only accept the most nonsensical answers.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Internal clock fucked.

      Stay awake? Or go to sleep?

      Shining lotus leaf

      a haiku by me

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Right before sleepy time, set everything in the room on fire but the bed. If you do this enough times at the same time every night, your brain will eventually come to associate the rest of the room with the terrible destructive power of flames around bed time. This will encourage/terrify you to get into bed.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The Sandman is associated with sleep, so clearly eating sand until you fall asleep is the solution

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  10. Expresate

    Magic The Gathering (TCG)

    Probably OLD mOLD on a cOLD pLATE, but it made my everything:
  11. I fixed my laptop! The HDD died, and now it's fixed. I spent $80, but better than $200 to get someone else to do it.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You done good kid.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Did you install lots of blue LEDs? They cool the laptop using MLG science technologies.

  12. i was cool once

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Did you put on a sweater?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Get some cool shades dude. They will change your life.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Don't forget to tip them when you meet someone.

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  13. Expresate

    "The best flight simulation in the history of computer games"

    HOLY SHIT GUYS, THIS IS FALLOUT 4.
  14. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    First off: Second off: I gave up on the ring, so that happened. Congratulations, you look like a nightmarish poodle!
  15. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    M'lady Ignore the purple and yellow. I didn't bother going into the paint tool.
  16. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    Captain Torchic, because they will become the most FEARED RACE IN THE GALAXY. Evolving is for pussies.
  17. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    Stamda: Doop: Davjo: No, I don't like Mudkip. Torchic alldaway. And to get it out there, so it doesn't come up here again:
  18. Forever alone ;-;

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Argeon, you haven't been on steam for 6 days, that's why you're alone.

    2. Facade

      Facade

      Y-Yeah, y-you loner! You can only be sociable if you're on Steam!

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      I've been chilling on my laptop, and the steams is on the PC.

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  19. Guys, I want a she-xpresate. Makeonepls

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Get a dress and some makeup.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      If you want something done right...

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Did someone say my na- waaaait...

  20. So I just took a look at a cup of orange juice I had just used. There's a big fucking dead ant it.

    1. Comeau

      Comeau

      I think he's really making a mountain out of an anthill.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least it died drinking what it loved.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Dude, this is why we drink apple juice, OJ kills people

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