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  1. Guys, my internal sleeping clock is fucked. What do. I'll only accept the most nonsensical answers.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Internal clock fucked.

      Stay awake? Or go to sleep?

      Shining lotus leaf

      a haiku by me

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Right before sleepy time, set everything in the room on fire but the bed. If you do this enough times at the same time every night, your brain will eventually come to associate the rest of the room with the terrible destructive power of flames around bed time. This will encourage/terrify you to get into bed.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The Sandman is associated with sleep, so clearly eating sand until you fall asleep is the solution

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  2. Expresate

    Magic The Gathering (TCG)

    Probably OLD mOLD on a cOLD pLATE, but it made my everything:
  3. I fixed my laptop! The HDD died, and now it's fixed. I spent $80, but better than $200 to get someone else to do it.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You done good kid.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Did you install lots of blue LEDs? They cool the laptop using MLG science technologies.

  4. i was cool once

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Did you put on a sweater?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Get some cool shades dude. They will change your life.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Don't forget to tip them when you meet someone.

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  5. Expresate

    "The best flight simulation in the history of computer games"

    HOLY SHIT GUYS, THIS IS FALLOUT 4.
  6. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    First off: Second off: I gave up on the ring, so that happened. Congratulations, you look like a nightmarish poodle!
  7. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    M'lady Ignore the purple and yellow. I didn't bother going into the paint tool.
  8. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    Captain Torchic, because they will become the most FEARED RACE IN THE GALAXY. Evolving is for pussies.
  9. Expresate

    Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.

    Stamda: Doop: Davjo: No, I don't like Mudkip. Torchic alldaway. And to get it out there, so it doesn't come up here again:
  10. Forever alone ;-;

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Argeon, you haven't been on steam for 6 days, that's why you're alone.

    2. Facade

      Facade

      Y-Yeah, y-you loner! You can only be sociable if you're on Steam!

    3. Argeon

      Argeon

      I've been chilling on my laptop, and the steams is on the PC.

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  11. Guys, I want a she-xpresate. Makeonepls

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Get a dress and some makeup.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      If you want something done right...

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Did someone say my na- waaaait...

  12. So I just took a look at a cup of orange juice I had just used. There's a big fucking dead ant it.

    1. Comeau

      Comeau

      I think he's really making a mountain out of an anthill.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least it died drinking what it loved.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Dude, this is why we drink apple juice, OJ kills people

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  13. Expresate

    Rammite and the Monster Dong

    This reminds me of a time I visited my grandpa's house.
  14. Expresate

    Hello nerds

    I remember when this forum was a cool place for cool people.
  15. Boo

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      *high pitched screaming*

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *wild proton pack flailing*

  16. SubSPUF is for nerds and scrubs. #hashtag

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yeah fuck the who bizkit did it better

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WHERE YOU FOR THE AMA DAMMIT!

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      still one of the better posts this week

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  17. Expresate

    Medic does arty things?

    And just like that, Cube has been replaced.
  18. Expresate

    Magic The Gathering (TCG)

    So, apparently today was a good day for me to get into this. I went in to the local game shop out of curiosity (no intention, just to check it out), and after some fumbling around, decided I want to get into Magic. I buy an intro pack, then head to the back where they're having their tournament. Watch a little bit, explain that I'm new, then one of the owners goes to the front, and comes back with a free deck for me. They play Magic every Monday and Friday. I have something to do now! (I'm in a new city, in a new country, and the only two friends I've made since I've been here both left last week for school.) feelsgoodman. Any tips for a complete beginner? The deck they gave me was a white deck. 30 cards. I got another 90 cards from the intro pack.
  19. Expresate

    I am sorry I had to do this to you guys

    Thank you, wise one.
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