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    Expresate got a reaction from Doopliss2008 in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
    Stamda:
     



     
    Doop:
     



     
    Davjo:
     
    No, I don't like Mudkip. Torchic alldaway.
     
    And to get it out there, so it doesn't come up here again:
     



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    Expresate reacted to Razputin in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
    in before, during and after penises
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    Expresate got a reaction from Davjo_ in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
    Torchic:
     



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    Expresate got a reaction from Doopliss2008 in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
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    Expresate got a reaction from Davjo_ in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
    Torchic:
     



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    Expresate got a reaction from Davjo_ in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
    Torchic:
     



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    Expresate got a reaction from Doopliss2008 in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
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    Expresate got a reaction from Doopliss2008 in Describe a creature, and I'll make it in Spore.   
    Stamda:
     



     
    Doop:
     



     
    Davjo:
     
    No, I don't like Mudkip. Torchic alldaway.
     
    And to get it out there, so it doesn't come up here again:
     



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    Expresate reacted to Huff in How into Excel the I do   
    I guess you don't excel at using computers.
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    Expresate reacted to Razputin in How into Excel the I do   
    Huff may I remind you you are coming to Germany soon and therefore are within stabbing distance of me
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    Expresate got a reaction from Batty Batterson in Rammite and the Monster Dong   
    This reminds me of a time I visited my grandpa's house. 
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    Expresate got a reaction from Teddster in Terrorist attack on Boston Marathon.   
    Yeah! Like, fuck all those people who ran to the aid of the wounded, and the first responders, and the donators, and the people giving well wishes, and... Anyway, avoid Youtube videos. Please. Also, 4chan is apparently trying to troll people with a fake North Korean man who supposedly did this. Be aware.
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    Expresate got a reaction from Grobag in da spidurs invad.   
    As a 40-year-old mother of two, I find this to be the single most disgusting drivel on the internet. This entire website is full of Satan worshippers, and, frankly, I don't want my children exposed to this evil. My eldest daughter is already made fun of at school for her weight, and she doesn't need to come home to this. That's why I'm politely asking that the owners of this website unplug it. I can't have this evil on the internet. For my children's sake.
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    Expresate got a reaction from KillaWaliid in something depressing   
    ~~=*INTERMISSION*=~~



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    There, now you can continue being cynical fucks.
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    Expresate got a reaction from Idiot Cube in Game Grumps   
    Arin: Hey I'm Grump Arin: I'm also Grump Arins: And we're the Game Grump!
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    Expresate reacted to Cubie in Hello everyone.   
    Sounds great! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWISh7fMxusx3SytnQiybORzzSoOf32JRu9lQ11cr-9GNriuLC Choose your weapon. Self Storage Reinvented, Cubie.
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    Expresate reacted to kayohgee in Fallout TV Series?   
    Uh, I'd say the Fallout universe has a very unique feel. I'm not sure I can name many other post apocalyptic settings that take place in an alternate timeline sci-fi 50's. In fact, that's the first thing I'd be worried about them fucking up. I mean, I can basically see it going down like this:
    Studio exec: Alright, twenty seconds until my break. So tell me about this Fallout Boy show
    Producer: Uh, again, sir. It's just Fallout
    Exec: Whatever. Just tell me about it I haven't got all fucking day, here
    Producer: Well, it's a post-apocalyptic science fiction show
    Exec: Love it. Fuckin' love it. People are way into that shit right now. Are there robots?
    Producer: Tons of robots. They all have this really great retro-future look to them and-
    Exec: The fuck is that?
    Producer: Well they look like how people in the 1950's would have engineered and built robots... they're kinda boxy and clumsy and they're all wired together from parts you'd find, well... in the 50's.
    Exec: So they look like cheap shit. That's what you're telling me.
    Producer: Well, I guess they look kind of cobbled together but it's a stylistic choice because it takes place in an alternate nineteen fif-
    Exec: Nope. No. No shit robots. Make them shiny. They should look modern. You ever seen I Robot? Will Smith. Fantastic fucking movie. Make them look like that. Clean and glossy. Like iMacs that shoot you with lasers... wait, did you say 1950's?
    Producer: Yes! It's like an alternate 1950. Like, what if people in the 50's had developed robots and advanced technology? So we get to do a period setting in an established time from our history, but we get to play with all these cool science fiction concepts. We're really interested in capturing the feel of the decade. In fact we even got an actor from one of the original games to play this radio DJ-
    Exec: Radio? You mean 50's radio? You mean fuckin' golden oldies while people are shooting lasers and blowing off heads?
    Producer: Yeah! Isn't that historical anachronism just the c-
    Exec: Just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of? Totally agree. Who the fuck would even like that? You know who turns their TV on to listen to music from the 50's? No one. Because fucking old people have radios and jukeboxes and shit like that. No. Terrible idea. A younger demographic would never go for it. Never. You know what we need? You know what music would go great with this? What would go great with this is uh... what was that band I mentioned...
    Producer: Uh... fallout... boy?
    Exec: That's the band. That is the band. That's the music the kids like. That's what's gonna be on your show. Every episode. Goes perfect with it too, I mean Fallout, Fallout Boy. Fuckin' perfect. Goes great with the robots. Oh, and lose the 50's altogether too, that's just... that's just fuckin queer.
    Producer: ...
    Exec: *looks at clock* Well, that's my lunch break, gotta go. Real glad we got to talk about this. Really excited for this. I think we've hit fucking gold here, kid. Fucking gold!
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    Expresate got a reaction from The Last Templar in Obama Calls for Research to Investigate Video Games' Connection for Violence   
    I've found that most "video games cause violence in our youth" arguments can be shot down by simply mentioning the ESRB and what they do. That is, if the person in question even listens to you. Nobody ever wants to accept that it might be their fault their child is accessing adult material.
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    Expresate got a reaction from Grobag in Ready Steady Pan - Season 2 - Les go?   
    I second "Gods of Bread" as our team name. Think of the glorious puns! "Looks like you're about to be... toasted." "Rye some more." "Leaven so soon?" "Prepare to get rolled."
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    Expresate got a reaction from Grobag in Ready Steady Pan - Season 2 - Les go?   
    I second "Gods of Bread" as our team name. Think of the glorious puns! "Looks like you're about to be... toasted." "Rye some more." "Leaven so soon?" "Prepare to get rolled."
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    Expresate got a reaction from Just a Gigolo in What if...   
    Rep hungry Russians, obviously. As explained by the messiah.
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    Expresate reacted to Binary in The Reaction Pictures Thread   
    Finally got around to making this. Not really happy with how the scales turned out.
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    Expresate reacted to Idiot Cube in Idiot Cube's stupid animations   
    Bite-sized version, with extra happen!


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    Expresate reacted to een in So, this one time, in Pyroland...   
    I stuck a fl... wait, wrong movie. Had this idea a long time ago, and finally got it together.

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    Expresate got a reaction from Rammite in Death Row just became much more exciting   
    You know what else was only a design concept? SCIENCE. And look where it is now. Won't anybody think of the children!?
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