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  1. I can't even leave you nerds alone for 10 minutes.

  2. Oh yeah, Tales from the Borderlands is still a thing.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      k that was actually pretty good, and not as short as I was expecting.

      see you all in four months!

  3. Old Godzilla was hoppin' around, Tokyo City like a big playground!

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      back in ye olden days, you had to earn your fap in games

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      dude you have no idea how hard I always worked to get to the last chick of m&f starfleet

      damn that chick was hot

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I still remember the first ng game I played

      demon girl was the start of a lifelong mistake

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  4. So a half-demon barbarian, a flying B-list action movie hero, a Belmont, a fire mage, and Sherlock Holmes walk into an evil chemical plant...

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Guy who kills monsters and Draculas with his whip and huge ego.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      oh wait castlevania and shit

      yeah he eats wall chicken

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      oh yeah and the fire mage sets things on fire

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  5. WARNING: SubSPUF contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects.

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      man fuck you guy

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      but raison, most places don't actually have any real liberals to begin with

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      And thank God for that.

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  6. Binary when are you gonna change my name back

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Huh, so it is.

    2. Binary

      Binary

      Oh whoops.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'll admit it was pretty funny at the time. While I was also intoxicated.

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  7. Here's a good idea: Start the new year completely shitfaced! Compared to the resulting hangover, the rest of the year will be great!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm not COMPLETELY shitfaced

      just a little

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Hurray for New Year Hangovers!

  8. For the first time in a while, I've been playing 3DS with the 3D turned on. Now blocks of text on my computer look 3D. I am forced to conclude that the third dimension is a placebo.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      You will now be known as Idiot Square

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Whatever you say, DrEvilCrossSectionOfABrain

  9. Tidings of comfort and joy to you nerds and yours. If xmas names are a thing I would like to be "Carefully Wrapped Cube".

  10. Corv isn't completely horrible sometimes.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sadly, that's the one thing he's still completely horrible at.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      hey fuck you too buddy

    3. Idiot Cube
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  11. I have 1 kilorep.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah well i have 9.5 hectorep

    2. Grobag

      Grobag

      You've got a killer rep.

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      well i have like 2 on bigspuf all i do is lurk on here

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  12. CAN YOU FEEL LIFE MOVING THROUGH YOUR MIND?

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      Ey macarena!

    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I cannot feel any of the above. Maybe I have some strange medical condition?

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  13. No! Im the Batman!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      [citation needed]

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      If you're the Batman, then who's Spiderman?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN

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  14. I'll be away from my gaming PC for the weekend, and will be online far less often. Try not to all die, mortals.

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Sorry, did you want one?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I will feed on you until you are just nearly dead. You will stand on the brink of oblivion, unable to retreat but denied even a single step forward. Then when you have lost all will to either live or die, I will grant you the curse of immortality. You will serve me for eternity, a mindless thrall guided by the twin beacons of my overpowering influence and your feral hunger for blood.

      No, I do not want one.

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  15. I command the forces of the underworld to change my name to Count Dracubela!

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      the forces of the underworld say "piss off" but I'm sure that santa will oblige

    1. tam

      tam

      rest in rip

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      routing information protocol in peace

    3. Comeau

      Comeau

      Soon I will be done wid da trahbles ah dis worl' . . .

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  16. -FOR SHOVELRY-

  17. I hate drawing with ink so goddamn much.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      You are literally Satan

    2. Verumae

      Verumae

      you just haven't used a nice fountain pen yet

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Gee, why didn't I think of that? Oh right, because the prof wants us to use a goddamn RULING pen. The "perfect, uniform lines" it can apparently draw are wasted on my twitchy hand.

  18. There is nothing like the petty satisfaction of beating a game that was impossible when you were little.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I still never beat Jet Force Gemini.

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I got like 75% of the way through. I'm proud of that accomplishment.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So you beat it when you were little?

  19. uh apparently I need to go get art supplies

    1. Paero

      Paero

      don't get distracted by a girl with no arms.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      oh shit he went there

    3. 1Fort 2Fort
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  20. Roommate come back you aren't allowed to leave the house with your phone ever

  21. Everyone's finishing up with school, meanwhile I'm moving to my new college to start with summer classes.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      cashew butter cookie master race

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I start the next term next week too, bruh.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I've got lots of work ahead of me, this summer, too, if that makes you feel any better.

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