Idiot Cube

he said something like "jacob i hurts me to say this so late in your life but i'm actually a microwave" and then just turned into a microwave with no human features

evilbrain is this u
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My75o38w8Ys
 
Holy shit I never noticied the resemblance

Had a dream last night where I discovered that my dad (in-dream only) had mapped out some kind of important genome before his death. As I was going to tell someone, my music director came and held everyone hostage because he wanted the research.

jesus christ how horrifying

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=214658420
 
Rubick's Cube!
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZplxI0cLE

why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only time they get love
 
What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
 
A woman is having a baby in a hospital, when there is suddenly complications. As soon as the baby us out, the doctors rush it down the hall. Hours later, a doctor comes walking back into the room, with the baby in arms. "Congratulations, it's a beatifuWOOAH.." and slips on some water, flinging the baby out the 4th floor window. "YOU'VE KILLED MY BABY!!!" the mother screamed. "Ahh April Fools!" he laughed, "It was dead already."

Metal Gear Rising is an awesome game.

*inhales deeply*
PISS
 
oh my god it's beautiful ; w;

*inhales deeply*
PISS
 
oh my god it's beautiful ; w;

NC should have a "Stab me" sign on their backs.

yes, those are well trained thai soldiers, preparing for a parade
 
why cant the US have this?

It's just some armless fun.

thanks?

Don't worry I fixed it