Simon

After approximately two dozen attempts, I beat the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3D on Critical Mode.
Never. Fucking. Again.

Swap Pikachu and Link for Wii Fit Trainer/Duck Hunt and Bayonetta, and it really would look like the worst fake image ever made 3 years ago.

did u keep the receipt

brain is that you

I would have also accepted "It never gets wet when I'm in it."

What in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck

Hello everyone who is browsing this post, I hope you are all doing well this day/evening
My name is Frostblight and just like everyone else here (I hope) I am a avid video game player. I play many video games but currently i am just playing guilty gear xrd (I am new to fighting games so i am also learning on how to actually play them). However I do play many other games such as Team Fortress 2 and DOTA 2 for example.
I don't know what else to say really.
Nice to meet you all.

http://www.gfycat.com/HeavyUntidyDouglasfirbarkbeetle
 
r/smashbros mods had a hell of a day

The theme music during the opening crawl is sublime.

IIIIII'M FREEEEEEEE BITCHEEEEEEEES

​I don't tell you how to live your life

I got a minor concussion in dodgeball in middle school because I was trying to do a really cool dodge. I ended up falling backwards onto the concrete and passing out for like 5 minutes.
 
In my defense it was a hella sweet dodge and I didn't get hit.

Bought games on Early Access

JACK IS BACK

So today at work I had an... interesting encounter.
About five minutes after the store opened, a guy (I'm estimating forties, maybe fifties) walks up to me at the customer service desk with a printout of an Amazon book listing. I look up the book, Barnes and Noble has none in stock. Nothing unusual yet. It was some old science book or something.
And then he shows me the paper with the prices of both the paperback and kindle editions and asks "what's this kindle edition thing?" And that's when my morning went from boring to amazing. He legitimately did not know what a Kindle was. So i show him the nook e-readers in the store, explain the concept to him, and he's like "so you download the books?" I'm thinking he understands it now, and then he says something about physical books being better, more or less the normal arguments - actual physical book, no need to worry about internet or battery, etc. And then he goes into some crazy tangent about hospitals and surgeons and the internet and there's no other customers that I can escape to go help (and I didn't think to find a book to put back on the shelves or something similar). He's saying stuff like "computers and robots can't make the split second judgments in heart surgery like a real doctor." And my favorite part, he somehow got to talking about how in japan they have (and this is a direct quote) "female robots." I swear on my life I am not making this up.
I'm standing there nodding politely and praying that one of the other employees or someone can hear me telepathically and save me. After a while of this he finally leaves. I look at the clock, it's 9:20. Fifteen minutes occupied by one random weird guy. I look at one of the other booksellers in the vicinity, say "I need a minute," walk over to a corner, and just laugh like a loon for a solid minute.
9:58 PM - Idiot Cube: what I want to know is how he navigated through amazon at all without learning what a kindle was
9:58 PM - Simon: this is a very, very valid question
9:59 PM - Idiot Cube: maybe one of his fellow japanese robot conspiracy theorists just gave him the link
9:59 PM - Simon: when he said female robots I thought he was going to go in a whole other horrible direction
9:59 PM - Simon: frankly i was both relieved and a bit disappointed
 
 
 

So today at work I had an... interesting encounter.
About five minutes after the store opened, a guy (I'm estimating forties, maybe fifties) walks up to me at the customer service desk with a printout of an Amazon book listing. I look up the book, Barnes and Noble has none in stock. Nothing unusual yet. It was some old science book or something.
And then he shows me the paper with the prices of both the paperback and kindle editions and asks "what's this kindle edition thing?" And that's when my morning went from boring to amazing. He legitimately did not know what a Kindle was. So i show him the nook e-readers in the store, explain the concept to him, and he's like "so you download the books?" I'm thinking he understands it now, and then he says something about physical books being better, more or less the normal arguments - actual physical book, no need to worry about internet or battery, etc. And then he goes into some crazy tangent about hospitals and surgeons and the internet and there's no other customers that I can escape to go help (and I didn't think to find a book to put back on the shelves or something similar). He's saying stuff like "computers and robots can't make the split second judgments in heart surgery like a real doctor." And my favorite part, he somehow got to talking about how in japan they have (and this is a direct quote) "female robots." I swear on my life I am not making this up.
I'm standing there nodding politely and praying that one of the other employees or someone can hear me telepathically and save me. After a while of this he finally leaves. I look at the clock, it's 9:20. Fifteen minutes occupied by one random weird guy. I look at one of the other booksellers in the vicinity, say "I need a minute," walk over to a corner, and just laugh like a loon for a solid minute.
9:58 PM - Idiot Cube: what I want to know is how he navigated through amazon at all without learning what a kindle was
9:58 PM - Simon: this is a very, very valid question
9:59 PM - Idiot Cube: maybe one of his fellow japanese robot conspiracy theorists just gave him the link
9:59 PM - Simon: when he said female robots I thought he was going to go in a whole other horrible direction
9:59 PM - Simon: frankly i was both relieved and a bit disappointed