Simon

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​It's a game all about happiness and friendship and saving the world(s) from eldritch horrors beyond space created when people's hearts are ripped from their bodies alongside your good friends Donald Duck and Goofy!
Seriously though if you haven't played Kingdom Hearts: Do so now. It's probably my favorite game (along with KH2). Dragon Age: Origins and it compete for that spot.
It's also balls hard on the higher difficulties, and pretty challenging on Normal as well, so there's that.

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This is chilling.

This is chilling.

Me: "Never have I ever been on a date."
Girl I've had my eye on: "Really? We're going to fix that."
It was during improv club at school. It was the first meeting of the year and, to get to know each other, we warmed up with a game called "Never Have I Ever." People are seated in a circle facing inward while one person stands in the middle. There is no chair available to them. They say "Never have I ever..." and then state something that they haven't done. Then, all of the people who HAVE done said thing stand up and try to find a chair different from their own to sit in, while the person in the middle tries to sit down, as well. Then it all repeats after all the chairs are taken and someone is left without.
The above dialogue describes the situation as I was in the middle, and shortly after finding a seat. After the club ended, I privately appealed to her for confirmation of sincerity. Her response was conclusive and favorable. I now have a promised date to the next school dance.
It's nice to know for certain that I have value to someone.

mers about to get some THESPIAN PUSS

the long con

Internet over. Everybody go home.

This one's going in the highlight reels of weird.
I'm on a plane with about half of the Mets (I don't remember why), and during the takeoff parts of the flight (which is taking off from a river)... the plane breaks open and submerges because it got blasted by Frieza (I would later in the dream have a vivid "memory" of it being on Namek). I escape with a one-use teleport item (I think it was an Escape Rope? I don't remember clearly, but it was definitely something Pokemon-related).
Several hours later I get to a hotel or something and call my parents to tell them the entire story. (Also, at this point, the news that half the Mets were in a plane crash has hit and the entire fanbase is about ready to commit collective suicide)
What the shit, subconscious?

One blurry image of a pixelated mountain, along generic message about 'going back to somewhere'.
YEP, that makes a lot of sense and explains a shitload of stuff, I'm so hyped now. (not)

corv i found ya a card for your deck